Don’t Let The Hard Days Win

Christina, 23, and I love books and candles. Currently Reading:

[acomaflove]

Rhysand: *Sees the Suriel*

Suriel: .....

Rhysand:

[pandyxmilkovich-blog]

Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes.

So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.

So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over”…things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house….she locked herself in Dales room.

So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape…

And that’s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room…

[dollsonmain]

Holy shit.

[neptunes-salty-butthole]

This is glorious

[jemthecrystalgem]

I like Dale. He’d break up with a bigoted girlfriend and he wears bathrobes like a cape. Not everyone would wear a bathrobe like a cape.

[jortsbutch]

Some heros wear capes

[modernbookfae]

Just Realized

So if Tower of Dawn looks different from the rest of the Throne of Glass series…WHAT ARE THE NEXT ACOTAR BOOKS GOING TO LOOK LIKE?!?!?!

[modernbookfae]

Soooo…what do you all think A Court of Frost and Starlight is going to look like? (Personally I want to see Feyre in a stunning wedding gown with Rhysand. Perhaps with the cover being silver, white, grey or a light blue shade similar to Feyre’s Starfall dress since that would be such a cute nod to one of the best Feysand moments!)

[missarcheron]

I just want Nessian making out, tbh. 

On the front and the back cover. 

Followed by a detailed description inside.

[modernbookfae]

My reaction to all of the above @missarcheron:

[ithelpstodream]

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so is Victory

[ashermajestywishes]

LOVE TRIANGLE

[bsparrow]

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

[justrollinon]

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

[acciowine]

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

[krustybunny-deactivated20221129]

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

[spectrometon]

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

[quentineliot]

Rb for that art doe

[identicaltwinhalfbrother]

Dignity here to join the girl posse.

[brainwad]

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

[frogdealer]

why are 20 yr olds so sad Are u guys ok

[sharkboykdn]

No

[bangedupprincess-deactivated202]

Help m e

[kristensnotebook]

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all

Oscar Wilde (via kristensnotebook)

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[champagnemoon]

why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase

[andhumanslovedstories]

You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase

[tastefullyoffensive]

[violaeade]

do you ever have those series or books that you know objectively are bad or trashy but that’s like, half the reason you enjoy reading them. because they’re fun and cliche and over the top and every once in a while you just need something like that 

[bruce-wqyne]

The Incredibles 2 can just be 2 hours of the Parr family chasing their flaming-laser-shooting-shape-shifting-lighting-conjuring baby around the house trying to change his diaper and I still would still pay to see it 15 times

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This post is a journey

[virtuous-thing]

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

[dovewithscales]

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

[eldbitch-horror]

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

[dovewithscales]

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

[hyratel]

I MEAN where’s the lie

[dovewithscales]

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

[pepoluan]

This thread goes every which way and is a glorious thing begat by Tumblr.

[unicornsandbutane]

Hestia, who brought the weed and has been quiet this whole time, suddenly, but with forceful conviction: IT DOESNT HAVE TEATS IT JUST SWEATS MILK. she nods sagely before collapsing into giggles

[yodelmachine]

My laundry basket is self-loading.

[fieldbears]

My day has not been great, and this actually really helped

[tinaschild]

me: you guys believe everything you hear lmao its annoying

youtube: Illuminati Clones - Was Avril Lavigne Replaced?

me:

[sad--gittarius]

Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

[lunalovegoodjunior]

this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am

[roaringstream]

He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn’t know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate

[just-shower-thoughts]

All year: “Don’t take candy from strangers.” Halloween: “Take all the candy from all the strangers.”

[boredpd]

tired isn’t even a mood anymore it’s my entire personality