My Trash Palace

Lesbian wife guy. Autist. 30’s. This blog is for whatever I currently find interesting. Sexier alt: @mxxxcrosswords

[drchucktingle]

tough but fair

[pulsingvoid]

i can't do this anymore guys. dostoevsky never wrote this. please. can anyone hear me. if you do proper research the earliest version of this quote is from like a 2010 facebook quote with a magenta flower on it. it's gotten so bad that it's even credited to him on goodreads but nobody can source where he wrote it because he fucking didn't. i can't keep seeing this in your web weaves. dostoevsky the author of crime and punishment did not in fact write "you were destined for me. perhaps as a punishment". that is just simply not true. please nod and tell me you understand

[foggyeyes]

"this quote was attributed to me. perhaps as a punishment." -dostoevsky

[lavenderprose]

To be clear. Shane's whole thing about Ilya being a Sex God is because of the limerence. Ilya is nineteen and he can get a rhythm going and that's about it. He was throwing shit at the wall when he hit that 'Get on your knees' in Nashville but only he knows that because Shane's brain turned OFF. Ilya said "Let's do a little experiment here" and the results were "Oh my god oh my god oh my god." Shane came hands free because he was that obsessed with the idea of Ilya Rozanov being inside him. Ilya said "Do you like that do you like that" because he's nineteen and he needs the validation and Shane was like "YES YES YES I LIKE IT OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO DEEP YOU'RE SO GOOD" and objectively. It was okay. Ilya fully did not know where to put his hands a couple of times. He forgot about Shane's dick. Luckily, Shane is God's special angel who can come from the idea of Ilya's cockhead being in proximity to his prostate a few times. Mind over matter, says Shane Hollander's dick. And then Ilya said "Oh God Hollander" because it was also, objectively, one of the hottest things that had ever happened to HIM, Ilya Rozanov. Shane sits on that step afterwards plotting about how he's gonna get this over and over and over again for the rest of his life and he has no idea that there are women in Boston who have Ilya listed in their contacts as "Hockey Guy 6/10". Shane Hollander cannot fathom a world in which Ilya Rozanov doesn't lay the maddest pipe this side of Lake Michigan. "Ilya Rozanov is a some kind of nineteen year old sex God" No Shane honey he was just designed in a lab to score goals and make you cum and he's done scoring goals for the night.

[mxcrosswords]

I am once again asking the Heated Rivalry fandom to understand that getting diagnosed with a developmental disability like autism as a child would have ruined Shane Hollander’s entire life.

He would have been excluded from hockey or shunted into something for kids with special needs and low expectations. That is what having an autism diagnosis as a kid meant in the 90’s. It didn’t mean getting support. There is a reason there weren’t any out autistic pro athletes until very very very recently.

An autism diagnosis in the 90’s or even the aughts meant everyone assumed you were a monster incapable of human love who would die alone, but who could perhaps be trained into some semblance of acceptable behavior with 40 hours a week of heavy behavior modification or antipsychotics like Risperdal.

Please, for the love of God, get to know some people who had childhood diagnoses instead of eating whatever fantasy bullshit some autism influencer barfs out.

[beegonethots]

Explaining tumblr to anyone

[duskdragonxiii]

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

[duskdragonxiii]

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

[mxcrosswords]

I am once again validated in my belief that Ilya was only a “sex god” to Shane that first time because Shane was a teenager and didn’t know anything about anything.

[mxcrosswords]

Ryan Price would not be into Shane Hollander. Not even a little bit. He’s got a really well-defined type and that type is swishy and wears at least a little bit of eye makeup on the regular. That isn’t Shane. Not everyone needs to be into Shane! Ryan deserves to have Fabian wrapped in lingerie and pearls and climbing him like a tree.

[whereintheworldiskamalakhan]

Oh. Ilya isn’t being nice to all the gay hockey players he meets by tripping them into the arms of their love interests because he wants them to be happy. He’s tripping them away from his love interest. He’s gonna make sure those hot rich men are otherwise occupied so they don’t go sniffing around Mr. Hockey himself, Shane Hollander, who they may or may not have heard a rumor about him being gay and probably available— Quick! Diversion attack! Go flirt with the cute social media guy! Look! Attractive bartender! Sexy musician, go go go!

[whereintheworldiskamalakhan]

This was def inspired by Troy calling Shane a Total Babe™️ and the idea of Ilya having to fight off eligible suitors with a fucking knife

[mxcrosswords]

Is Troy Barrett good enough at hockey to have a chance of pulling Shane Hollander?

[mxcrosswords]

I am getting into The Pitt and apparently the ship I am most interested in (Trinity Santos/Mel King) doesn’t get much attention.

Where can I find the lesbians with my specific shared interests? What are your favorite fics? Is there a ship name?

[max1461]

Disgust has absolutely no ethical weight. If you are basing your ethical positions on the emotion of disgust you should stop, it is entirely unjustified and leads to a huge amount of harm.

[word-for-today]

Word for today: wisdom of repugnance

The logical fallacy that because something disgusts you it must be bad

[obscenicon-deactivated20231123]

this is probably the funniest example of a tumblr user simply not reading the post theyre reblogging at all

[steelblue8]

Reblog if you are a freak who is justifying their gross actions

[themoonandmyman]

my posting hole has been uncorked

[milksockets]

'iris van herpen x united nude, "fang," 2016' in killer heels: the art of the high-heeled shoe - lisa small (2014)

[cynomad]

The mountain goats is like The Ship of Theseus except for the fact that it’s very clearly defined which plank of wood makes it The Ship of Theseus, so much so that the plank alone could also be called The Ship of Theseus

[eternalgirlscout]

i love when a new mountain goats track drops and i learn something new. today john darnielle taught me that charlie sheen once watched a movie that scared him so bad he called the fbi

[mxcrosswords]

My wife called the Mountain Goats “dad rock for millennial queers” and you know what? I’m a lesbian with a toddler and some gray hair, let’s fucking go.

[mxcrosswords]

I’m to Kinky Queer Summer Camp with my wife and best friend tomorrow. I’m going to Kinky Queer Summer Camp with my wife and best friend tomorrow. Is it camp yet?