Maybe a Story

"Someone?" That's an exact description of me!

[myoldpseudonym]

my smut blog is lewdpseud and everybody should be getting off to it!

[myoldpseudonym]

[myoldpseudonym]

Partly inspired by Thomas Young’s double-slit experiment dating back to the early 1800s, this series explores the interaction of light with

[myoldpseudonym]

patty widow's bay the way I'd eat you out until you fucking scream

[graznot]

Leif needs a Dom to be a more functional, whole person. Long version.

Bertbert feels like a Dom. She's assertive, speaks her mind, has strong standards. That is not the same thing has being a Dom.

Jane (the evolution scienctist that was Ava's coworker). Also feels like a Dom, but really is just a controlling self-centered bitch. Also not the same thing as a Dom.

We don't know enough about the relationships with Bagora (bird person) and the orb (not even trying to spell that name) to evaluate them in this dynamic.

Verge has Dom vibes. They are also not actually a Dom, but could at least do it on a switch basis for someone they really liked. Watch their interactions with Deidra, not a Dom.

Lovtrax, is a Dom, but a bad Dom and a bad fit. They did punishment and reward. No after care, not respecting limits, not learning what Leif really needs and enjoys.

Gloria is a good Dom. She can tell when he's bratting. Gives him challenging tasks. Discipline (strictly verbal). Praise. Aftercare. How well Leif does with Gloria as boss is why I'm convinced Leif has a praise kink.

[tsarina-anadyomene]

Study finds 99% of interstellar flights result in a mysterious incident that kills entire crew save a sole survivor.

[lateonseteverything]

Yeah but the distances are so huge, it's still one of the safest travel methods per kilometre

[a-driftamongopenstars]

the horror of being "god's favourite princess". literally one of my favourite horror themes. the god loves you and it's so scary.

it will always choose you. you cannot die. you'll always come back because it loves you so much. you are its right and left hand, its eternal weapon. it will drown you in its light. light as horror. darkness as horror. what if it thinks you are its best friend.

you are god's favourite princess and it's terrifying.

[ellakas]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[grynwood]

Your honor, I love them, they're so horrible

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

[justineportraits]

Nick Alm Subway Geisha 2020

[myoldpseudonym]

steam is recommending I play a game called "robot hospice"

[bees-with-swords]

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

[hearnoweevil]

Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.

I hope you like it :]

[regexkind]

In contrast to birds, who are denied the sacrament of cunnilingus, being a lesbian anteater must be a sublime ecstasy.

[regexkind]

Since we're all on a bioethics kick recently, I suppose now is a good time to crowdfund attempts to genetically modify various promising species of birds to make them capable of cunnilingus. Top donors get to decide which species we start with

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

[myoldpseudonym]

was stuck next to the incest whiskey truck for like an hour on the major deegan yesterday