Elf game reviewer: ⭐⭐⭐⭐ At 168 hours of play time, this is a quick and light game for someone who doesn't want to get bogged down by longer titles. Graphics are a bit wanting, but the overall expirence mostly makes up for it.
Dwarf game reviewer: ⭐⭐⭐ Good exploration mechanics, combat is smooth and gorey, crafting system feels like it was made by a dipshit who never made anything with their bare hands in their entire life. Get this on sale.
Goblin game reviewer: ⭐ Loot does NOT sparkle and shine as good a previous titles. FIX IMMEDIATELY OR DON'T SELL THIS TRASH.
Succubus game reviewer: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Your average cozy farming game with the perfect QOL features. The definitive title in the genre, if I'm being honest.
Elf speedrun streamer: (Chat comment: Why don't you do glitches?) Glitchless runs are just less interesting to me. Plus they only shave off about 6 hours, which is such a small time save over glitchless.
Dwarf survival sandbox streamer: Okay, so after we get the aqueduct system done, which will take about six hours to mine the materials, two hours to craft, and three hours to get into place, we can move on the the sewers...
Goblin FPS streamer: ... ... GRENADE!!!! ... ... ... ... FLASHBANG!!!!! ... ... ... ... Behind. Behind behIND BEHIND!!!!!!!!!!!!
Succubus farmsim streamer: (Chart comment: When does the lewd stuff happen?) Look, dickhead, go watch a mukbang channel if you want to watch someone eating. I'm trying to optimize egg collection.

















