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Sherlock season 4 au where Molly finds out John cheated on Mary and beat Sherlock to bloody pulp so he wouldn't have to face his guilt over it and she rips him to shreds over cheating on his wife and abandoning his kid and makes it clear she will not leave Rosie alone with him even for a few minutes until she feels that John is no longer a threat to Rosie's safety.
Sherlock: How about a kiss from your big buddy Sherlock?
Molly: Shhhh, Rosie's sleeping.
Sherlock: I was talking to you.
Peak tv
WRONG! the three of them are married so hes just celebrating
Regular conversation, Cuddy is overreacting
She mad because they're fucking without her(they're in a 3-way relationship)
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S1 up to E12
S1 E18-S2E5
S2E6-S2E17
S2E19-S3E12
S3E13, Prelude, OPs and EDs
Chapter Art, Official Art, Posters, Magazine Scans
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little Kyo
exasperated with Tohru's friends
soft smiles
assorted favorites: Tohru & Shishou edition
assorted favorites: everything else
I will die if I do not reblog this.
Thank you.
RIP Severus Snape if voldemort wasnt around you wouldve had as many masters degrees possible in the muggle world (+ wizarding world masteries) related to biochem/med courses
If he was a doctor he'd be House minus the drug addiction and the malpractice kink
The Marauders were so much better than Snape because they matured and grew and regretted their mistakes.
Really? Let’s start with Sirius Black, the gold standard of 'growth.'
Sirius Black, at 35, was so grown up that he still called Snape 'Snivellus,' a nickname invented when he was eleven to bully a kid for existing. Maturity level: 100%.
And oh, Sirius, who totally let go of his childish grudges… except for the part where, after 18 years, he was still so consumed by his petty hatred that he wished Snape dead and showed zero remorse for nearly getting him killed as a teenager. Even knowing how much it would’ve hurt Lupin, he never regretted it. Such maturity
Speaking of maturity, let’s not forget the time 33-year-old Sirius carried Snape, unconscious and defenseless, in a way that was meant to harm him—and took sadistic pleasure in doing so, because what screams "adulthood" more than that?
Oh, and he was so grown up that he still mocked Snape for his appearance as an adult. Yes, making fun of someone's face and hair at 35 is peak personal growth. Clearly, he outpaced Snape in every way.
When Sirius felt powerless or sidelined during the war, his go-to coping mechanism? Humiliate someone else! Mature behavior 101.
And just for good measure, let’s throw in the time when 35-year-old Sirius tried to physically attack Snape, forcing Harry, his 15-year-old godson, to step in and stop him like a toddler having a tantrum. What a shining example of the 'grown-up' Marauders we keep hearing about.
tell me this: which of Sirius Black’s childish, bullying behaviors towards his schoolyard victim did he actually stop to earn the title of ‘mature’? Did he stop mocking and belittling Snape? Did he stop physically attacking him? Did he ever regret plotting his murder? Or, at the very least, stop trying to harm him altogether? Because from where I’m standing, the answer to all of these is a resounding no.
Let's not forget about that one time he and James went speeding through a muggle street, revealed magic in front of two muggle police officers, and left them with thee unconscious Death Eaters.
You know, those people that torture and kill muggles for fun?
(I can only guess what happened when those three regained consciousness, even worse if the police officers took them to the station or hospital)
i think all quiet on the western front and the lord of the rings are in direct conversation with each other, as in theyre the retelling of the same war with one saying here’s what happened, we all died, and it did not matter at all and another going hush little boy, of course we won, of course your friends came back
someone should remake lord of the rings as a grandfather telling a fantasy story to his grand child with flashbacks to world war one showing the dead boys and men the characters were based on. grandpa why didn’t they just fly. because they didn’t. they didn’t.
i’m fine
I will never get over how Tolkien & Lewis took the horrors of war and spun them into fantasy.
Shivering in the trenches dreaming of cozy hobbit holes, shaking as bombs pockmark a forest and imagining each shallow mud-filled crater contains a new world—that maybe there are still as many beautiful things in the universe as there are bombs—that maybe the world is bigger than this moment and this ugliness and one day this will be a peaceful forest again full of small ponds.
I mean look at these photos of the shell craters in Sanctuary Woods, near Ypres Belgium and tell me it’s not the Wood Between The Worlds:
…oh.
Christ. I loved The Magician’s Nephew as a kid but I never put it together even though I knew Lewis and Tolkien were contemporaries.
Now, we all know (or should) the voice acting legend who was Kevin Conroy, best known the definitive Batman for at least two generations, and who we lost last year.
Many of us also remember this amazing scene from the Justice League Unlimited cartoon where a hitherto unknown skillset of the Dark Knight Detective is revealed.
I mean... even years later... just.. WOW!
But did you know that Mr Conroy also recorded a separate, full length version of this song, and had it uploaded on his, now closed, website?
No, neither did I, until happened upon this...
In the immmortal words of Circe: "Beautiful!"
Best and worst adaptation of each Austen Novel (or ranking for those that only have one)?
All Austen novels have more than one adaptation; Lady Susan only has one (called Love and Friendship and it's great) but it's a novella. This will be based on what I've watched and I'm going with straight adaptations, not moderns or other variations like Pride & Prejudice & Zombies.
Pride & Prejudice: Best: 1967 BBC Miniseries (favourite interpretation of many characters) Worst: 2005 Hollywood movie (Darcy Shyboi and Elizabeth Tomboy Girlboss)
Sense & Sensibility: Best: 1995 movie (made smart changes while keeping the core of the story correct) Worst: 2008 BBC miniseries (added sex for shock value, Willoughby looks like a little weasel, Colonel Brandon was awful)
Mansfield Park: Best: 1983 BBC miniseries (only faithful adaptation) Worst: 1999 movie (destroyed Fanny, stupid fourth wall breaking, THE SEX SCENE IS BURNED INTO MY MEMORY IN A BAD WAY)
Northanger Abbey: Best: 2007 movie (perfect casting, just wish it was longer and they hadn't messed up the ending) Also best: 1987 movie, but only if you are as high as all the actors and producers clearly were when they made it.
Persuasion: Best: 1971 BBC miniseries (it is a full mini and gives the story enough room to breath, 1995 is also very good) Worst: 2022 Netflix diaster
Emma: Best: 2020 movie (understood the humour of Emma, beautiful costumes, Emma as a snob was very good, made smart updates) Worst: 1996 movie with Gwyneth Paltrow (I hated pouting Knightley and their Harriet and what they did with Mrs. Weston) Honourable mention: I do actually enjoy the 1972 adaptation, it has a perfect Harriet.
Those are my opinions, enjoy!
2008 Willoughby is played by Dominic Cooper who is young Howard Stark in the mcu and he is better-looking and charismatic in the role. He is clearly good-looking and can play charismatic characters. Yet he is made to look and act like a weasel.
Anybody seen the cat?
also I have been mulling over a fanfic where, instead of umbridge - the senior undersecretary to the minister - is dada teacher, fudge instead chooses his junior assistant -
a.k.a. percy weasley.
percy has the grades, and he's under fudge's thumb as far as fudge is concerned.
percy: I will make sure that these children get at least one year of competent dada instruction to spite dumbledore or Merlin help me
as a teacher, I think percy would be similar to McGonagall - strict but fair.
he would submit his curriculum and be like: 'this complies with the exam expectations for dada owl and newt students'
fudge: why are there practical spells :/
percy: it would reflect on the ministry poorly if students couldn't competently complete the practical aspects of dada exams, sir
fudge: proceed :)
[that man has zero brain cells, istg]
of course, fudge (in his incompetence) aided by dumbledore pushing it off for longer than he should have (in his greater incompetence) only give percy one week notice.
and percy is like. ah shit this is going to be awkward teaching my siblings who hate me and I worked really hard for this job -
and then he sees the alternative is umbridge.
he takes the job.
he asks remus for his course notes because he was his only competent dada teacher.
fudge: what is this curriculum based off?
percy: a well-respected, established and experienced dada expert with prior teaching experience.
fudge: proceed :)
anyway chaos ensues.
This is definitely an interesting idea, especially if Fudge puts Percy through the same path as canon Umbridge. Percy being a more positive force in Hogwarts than Umbridge was and potentially having a positive influence on Fudge is a really compelling thing to consider.
The DA and Inquistuonal Squad situation probably is less likely to happen due to Percy actually teaching practical magic and not being a Umbridge level tyrant. The DA might still form because Percy was still sent by the MOM, but the Inquisitional Squad most likely has less power and is probably more voluntary. I also highly doubt that Percy would fall for the forbidden forest lie from Hermione.
Pwrcy most likely wouldn't have made as many Educational Decrees as Umbridge did. I can see him making ones that try and improve safety at Hogwarts, but I can't really see him making many of the ones Umbridge did. Fudge still probably would have pushed Educational Decree No.28 to make Percy headmaster even if Percy didn't want to become Headmaster. I imagine even with the castle probably liking Percy better than Umbridge, the headmaster's office still doesn't recognise Percy as headmaster, though it might be more inclined to let Percy in.
Percy probably has a better time dealing with Peeves than Umbridge does. He also probably has a better chance at convincing the twins not to stick Peeves on him than Umbridge does. I imagine that the best time for Percy and the twins to talk would be just after Percy gets made Headmaster.
Percy wouldn't employ the same punishments as Umbridge, especially considering his motivations regarding his siblings. As such, I highly doubt Filch would support him, but I do think that the other teachers would treat Percy better than they treated Umbridge even with the undercurrent of Percy being sent by the MOM. I don't think that Percy would have fired Hagrid or Trelawney, even if he had negative feelings towards them.
If you want to involve Oliver, Cedric's dad, who I've forgotten the name of, and Marcus in some way, Percy could help the captain of the Gryffindor, Hufflepuff or Slytherin Quidditch team. Percy's a Weasley which means he likes Quidditch.
Dumbledore's funeral probably would still happen the way it did in canon, even if Percy was the fifth DADA teacher instead of Umbridge
I really love your fleshing out of my idea! It's really well thought out. if percy weasley was dada teacher... sirius black wouldn't die. he ain't got time for monitoring harry's every move!
Depending on how close we're sticking to canon, Percy just had that big fight with Arthur. They both said some nasty things and Percy moved out. In Order of the Phoenix, Arthur breaks whatever he's holding at the mention of Percy and Molly bursts to tears. Ron seems quite "Whatever 🤷♀️" and Fred, George and Ginny are pissed (and hurt). At the beginning of the school year Percy wrote Ron a letter that boiled down to "Stay away from Potter, for your own good."
Percy is pissed at Arthur for saying he (he! Who run a whole ministry department while Crouch Sr. was indisposed!) only got the job(s) because Fudge wants him to spy on Dumbledore. For this reason Percy Ignores the Headmaster with a capital i. He wants to prove that he got the job because he's the best man for it. - the way to do this is to have his students score well on the exams. Everybody's getting Es and Os at the end of the year, Percy will make sure of it.
He went to school with most of his students, 7th years are only a couple years younger than him. Percy is fighting for his life trying to gain the respect a professor deserves.
Filch "catches" him after curfew and drags him to Headmaster's office, no matter how hard Percy protests that he's not a student but a patrolling professor. This happens at least 4 times.
The twins are a nightmare. They were bad enough to Percy while he lived at home but now they really are out to get him. And he can't even yell at them or snitch to their mum anymore. He WILL be the professional if it kills him. He spends a lot of time in McGonagall's cabinet complaining about this. He also cracks down on their experimental sweets, hard, because (similar to Hermione) he considers it dangerous. - twins are forced to admit Percy is a good teacher and Percy also has to change his view of the twins -They do work their issues out but it's not quick and it's not pretty
Yea there are fewer educational decrees, he doesn't care to terrorise the school. He just wants then to pass their DADA exams.
he RELISHES in being the Headmeaster i mean c'mon. He has Molly's "prefect - headboy - nice stable ministry post" mantra rotting his brain. He has to go bigger and do better and climb the ladder to success. Acting headmaster is another chance to do that. Also to fix all the OSHA violations going on in Hogwarts.
Hagrid isn't fired but Percy works with him on an age-appropriate lesson plan. Ron and Harry are pissed on Hagrid's behalf but. hermione is secretly relieved.
Percy would come to realise that whatever happened in the maze affected Harry deeply. Eventually he comes to believe Harry over Fudge
none of these edits are as good as the original. we are losing our culture
No, I don't think I will
....so who's the bottom?
Farquaad obviously.
@marinemas there seem to be some conflicting opinions....
faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid
harry houdini to his wife after a long exhausting dinner with arthur conan doyle
the five of them are why the sixth's a missing person
Friendly reminder McGonagall said that basically said Lockhart was more competent than Umbridge to her face