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Cosimo Galluzzi
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@theartofmadeline
noise dept.
cherry valley forever
NASA
tannertan36
occasionally subtle
taylor price
blake kathryn
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Mike Driver
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@nerdystitchwitch
The discworld's second greatest lover is Cassanunder, a dwarf.
In the discworld dwarves of all genders typically use he/him pronouns and have no visible signs of their gender (until naked on presumes).
Therefore it is entirely plausible that Cassanunder is a lesbian, and I'm making that my head canon
I'm sitting here almost crying because I've been looking for some starter patterns and tutorials to learn how to create my own plush stuff, and found this website https://cholyknight.com/
This person has the best tutorials I've ever seen. No stupid videos, just text, illustrations, photos and little infographics explaining things as they go along. They've been plugging away forever, putting out both free and paid content since the mid-2000s and I would never have found them if not for some stupid aggregate website listing dinosaur patterns. Like, SEO is screwing them raw.
They have written literal books about how to sew, and are giving them away free, with no nag screens, no "sign up and you can get this pattern" data leeching, nothing. Just giving it away. I paid like $25 a couple years ago for a beginning sewing book so I could just have something in a format that I could understand, and honestly, her free resources are just as good if not better than the book I bought.
Not only that, check out the faq for info on how she lets folks use her patterns. It's actually amazing, how free she is with them. The only thing you have to do is not sell them as your own patterns, you can sell the plush you make from them. It is the barest, simplest thing anyone could ever ask for in return, and I swear I have a knife for whoever doesn't follow those simple directions.
I'm so used to people being cagey and rude online that when I see someone who literally is mostly just giving back to others I'm like...???? What's the catch? Do these pdfs have viruses? Like, I know making fandom plush patterns is deffo what's getting her attention and keeping her lights on when people buy other things, but like fuck.
They are so great. I've been using their patterns for years. I also support them on Patreon (for $2 by the way, they doesn't ask for a lot). Their such a sweetheart too.
The free sewing books that OP mentioned include a starter plush pack that guides you through 4 patterns of increasing difficulty specifically picked out to walk you through all the technicals you need to sew plushies.
Every year they do a poll for patterns to develop in the next year.
10/10 can not recommend them enough.
I do think it’s funny to try to doxx that Chappell Roan had a boyfriend in high school when the average Chappell Roan song typically boils down to “I couldn’t figure out why none of the men I dated could satisfy me until I realized I was a lesbian”
When the voices in your head turn out to be a very small and angry God in the shape of a tortoise 🐢
A very old lich is tired and ready to embrace death.
The problem is he forgot where he hid is phylactery
The lich, of course, uses a third party to task the adventures into finding it. They also pretend to be the BBEG and throws some zombies and stuff in the way for the party's enrichment.
The entirety of the orange shitheads rise to fame, as described by the GREAT AND AMAZING AND WONDERFUL Sir Terry Pratchett in 1989
Guards! Guards!
Terry Pratchett
The worst part about writing is that sometimes you actually have to write.
The best part about writing is also that sometimes you have to write.
I will not elaborate further.
“I hate slow walkers” is just a socially acceptable way to openly say you hate physically disabled people tbh. I’m not saying all slow walkers are disabled, but a lot of people who walk slow are walking slow for a reason.
Complaining about people not walking up escolars falls into the same category.
I find it hilarious they gave me hay despite having it just yesterday
Why are you eating hay?
They keep giving it to me?
Wait hold on, are these posts the reason why no one takes me seriously?
nastiest trick in the book is getting you genuinely deeply attached to a character whose name sounds fucking stupid in any other context. this WILL happen to you at some point in your life.
Terry Pratchett fans in the corner screaming because among their favorite characters may be named:
Rincewind the Wizzard
Rob Anybody
Astfgl
Twoflower
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
Windle Poons
i mean one of the most threatening villains in the series. his name was. was Peaseblossom. fucking Peaseblossom.
Fun fact, the surnames 'Nutter' and 'Device' are not original Pratchett names. They come from the Pendle witch trials in 1612. Those accused of witchcraft included Alice Nutter and Elizabeth, James & Alizon Device.
It wasn’t that he’d liked being shot at by hooded figures in the temporary employ of his many and varied enemies, but he’d always looked at it as some kind of vote of confidence. It showed that he was annoying the rich and arrogant people who ought to be annoyed.
-- Terry Pratchett - Night Watch
How often you think about Sam being canonically incredibly gentle when unbuttoning Frodo's tunic to take the Ring. How often do you think about Sam being tender and careful with Frodo even when he thinks he's dead, even when he thinks nothing can change that. How often do you think about Sam treating what he thinks is Frodo's body with utmost softness, as if he's sacred, as if he's alive and can be hurt.
Because I think about it all the time.
Young Hero Sent On A Quest meets other young heroes also sent on various quests—only to discover they're all being used as free child labor by the same flaky wizard as a scam to collect magical artifacts.
the Young Heroes' collective new "Quest" is now to Unionize.....
actually this is funnier if there are multiple wizards involved. the 12-year-olds combine their knowledge and realize the wizards are operating as a unified corporate entity...so then of course they have to go on a Quest To Meet The Monarch to ask the Crown to rule on this previously undeclared power bloc. which in a feudal fantasy world causes all sorts of political intrigue! none of it good
so then we've got corporate executive wizards facing off against royal anti-monopoly legal teams. meanwhile the aforementioned 12-year-olds are standing by pissed off and chewing popcorn (and hoarding undeclared magical artifacts they may or may not collectively vote to use as ammunition to fuel a revolutionary uprising). the!! possibilities!!!!!!
MORE 👏 PERIODS 👏 IN 👏 FANTASY 👏
I was once at a panel at a sci-fi fantasy convention and one of the panelists brought up periods not being talked about fantasy. Several hands in the audience, including mine went up. The first person they called on brought up Tamora Pierce. Everyone, including me, lowered their hands because that was the example we would have given.
protect bisexual boys
why is this on a blog literally called girlsuggestion
we are suggesting this to girls
who is we? who are you
italian shadow government
Girl suggests you protect and respect bisexual boys. If you scorn the bisexual boys you will learn of our fury.
enough men with dead wife syndrome. i want women fresh out of toxic divorces venting their feelings through bloodbaths and john wick action sequences
