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Today's Document
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@night-timewalker
Weāve waited a year to reblog this. Happy Bread Anniversary!
Because itās important to celebrate the little victories in life.Ā
12 days left until the breadiversary, weād better make sure we have the ingredients on hand!
Itās today!
Itās today!!
had to get this out of my head, hope it helps someone!
listen i do not mean this in a furry way at all and i know the actual tread of this would be ass but let me say. i would very much like it if there were boots that made animal tracks instead of boot tracks. i just think thatd be neat
doc marten edition this one goes out to the goths
*inhales* COWBOYS CATBOYS MILVES AND DILVES COME GET YA JUICE!!!!!!
I have good news
And some bad news
Hereās the crafterās website.
This isnāt something new, though!
Shoes with horshoes and hooves as soles were used by mugalariak and smugglers in the Pyrenees from the 30s to the 60s to evade Guardia Civiles by leaving fake traces.
literally no better feeling than blurting out some loud dumbass joke with your buddies and hearing a total stranger ugly-snort-laugh as they walk past bc their own laughter caught them by surprise. find joy and connection in the spontaneity of strangers you son of a bitch. i fucking got your ass
I like the expression new-fangled. I don't know what it means for something to be fangled, but I sure as hell know it was recent
Iām just thinking about how many times Iāve heard my dad on a long call with an obvious scammer and Iāll start begging him to get off the phone because I always think heās a very easy mark and heāll just keep going and then after a while heāll say something like āI died 20 years agoā and hang up.
Virgin Millennial Daughter with 20 hrs of screentime a day: Dad! Theyāre scamming you! Dad! Stop! They will take your savings and your identity! Hang up before they SWAT you!
Chad Boomer dad with a flip phone he has not recharged since 2014: Well gee I wish I could give you my bank account number after you spent all this time on the phone explaining this car deal with me but I donāt have access to my finances because I am in Rikers for felony murder.
WEAPONIZE THE HYPERFIXIATION!
imagine accusing the us military of being too woke
things iāll not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things iāll call you a whore for:
stealing my foodĀ
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
why are lemons separate from food op?
everyone knows lemons arent food
lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. thereās a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.
Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.
dude, trust me, that isnāt a rick roll. its somethingĀ worse
Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:
ā¦I really donāt know what I was expecting.
What the fuck did i just watch.
It- itās not a Rick roll
Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.
DABI x HAWKS x TOMURA ā© S7E1
The last time we were on a long flight, my wife and I invented a game we call "Little Guy."
You start a game of Little Guy by saying, "I'm gonna hand you a little guy." The little guy is some kind of baby animal you are imagining. "Oh," she might say in response, "Okay," and hold out her hands for it. I will then mime handing her the animal. This provides some clues as to the little guy's size, weight, and general ungainliness.
She then gets to ask questions about what kind of little guy this is, BUT NO QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS ACTUAL APPEARANCE OR SPECIES ARE ALLOWED. Qualitative questions, or questions about his behavior, are the only ones permitted. She can ask "Is he soft?" or "Does he seem nervous about being held?" or "If I put him in the bathtub, does he seem okay with that?" or "Would he like a lil grape?" or "Is he the sort of little fellow who would wear a vest in a children's book?" but not "Does he have fur," "Is he a reptile," "Is he from Asia," etc. Some questions are in a grey area so you have to follow your heart, but the point is not to identify the animal as fast as possible: the point is to guess the animal purely based on vibes + how he would act if he were in your living room right now.
And I'm not limited to yes or no answers! If she asks, "Would it feel appropriate to see this little guy in a propeller hat?" I can reply, "Oh no, he has a gravity to him. A bowler hat would be a more appropriate hat." Or if she asks, "Does this little guy have protagonist energy?" I can say something like, "he probably wouldn't be the main character in a children's cartoon. He'd probably be the main character's ditzy best friend who's always eating sandwiches, or something."
We're big Twenty Questions to kill time in a waiting room people, but Little Guy is more about the journey than the destination. It's got a different kind of sauce that's nice if "killing time" and "lowering anxiety" need to happen hand in hand.
"My childhood was so awesome. Kids today don't even know!"
Isn't a flex.
It's a lament.
More people should understand that.
Cereal boxes had toys inside.
Yes, it was a crass marketing for a sugar cereal made of chintzy plastic
Today you're just expected to eat Capn Crunch because that's what you do as a child, that's what breakfast looks like. Which is... fine, I guess. Sugar still tastes good. That's still a pleasure you're otherwise asked to disavow by the protein shake nutribottles advertised on podcasts.
But it also means the idle minor joy of getting a random toy present, as a reward for nothing, just because you exist, is stripped. That random spark of joy is gone, replaced with nothing.
Where did the public pool go? the neighborhood park? the atrium food court public place to gather?
Same thing. All of them were just replaced with nothing.
Kids today have many good things. But it shouldn't be a trade off. They should get to have instant messages with friends and go skating at the park. They should get to play amazing modern video games at home and go trick or treating for halloween. They should be able to have stickers and markers and macaroni art as well as youtube and streaming libraries and fortnite dances.
Fun should be allowed at every level.
ātrust me, Iām a professionalā
holy shit this is cute
Forth wall reinforced by Kermit The Frog
I am once again thinking about digging holes
It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification
I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable
#this is one of those things that's obvious when you see it laid out#but I never would have realized it on my own I don't think
The closer you get to the light, the greater your shadow becomes.
