Unfortunately not temporary

I got locked out of my account. my old account is @@nightmare-foundation / 19 / he/him / I might occasionally reblog nsfw things, have nsft blocked if you don't wanna see it

[nightmare-foundation-2]

I'm going to explode violently I got locked out of my old tumblr account. Anyways my old tumblr is @nightmare-foundation

[bitchvinaigrette]

you’d punch a nazi but would you listen to a jew talk about antisemitism for even ten minutes

[dzamie]

I can't find the tweet I'm trying to reference, but

tumblr users will say "listening to Jews about antisemitism pales in comparison to my strategy, punching a nazi" and then also not punch a nazi

[principaliteas]

[fishgummy]

i love this type of post

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

[heroofthreefaces]

do you think no one else has time travel

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

[roach-works]

wow if only you had a time machine

[transdaughterofthesun]

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

[iforgotmyfandom]

:)

[idiototheinternet]

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

[lizyarikus]

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

[anexperimentallife]

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

[what-if-i-just-did]

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Imagine how I feel

[sunsets-on-mars]

This post is a goldmine

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This post is an eagle that has a taste for my liver

[chaseerr0rcode]

Instant reblog

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Ow my liver

[an-actual-attack-helicopter]

[thowawayuntilfurthernotice]

Buy physical media and pirate everything that was never released on DVD/Blu Ray.

Stop paying for these dog shit streaming services.

[outsidewolves]

Bottled Wataur

[correctopinionhaver]

[disgustinggf]

[supermariomamafucker]

foods ive been into lately

[windup-angel]

fucked up in the crib eating jeffrey

[valtsv]

i cut my hand on my halo today and was thinking about the symbolic implications of that when i realised that to everyone else around me i must have looked like such an idiot just standing there staring at my hands and getting blood everywhere instead of doing anything to like. deal with that.

[valtsv]

[coughloop]

just smoked a full joint and i feel completely sober? what happened

[flannel-pup]

Your high was randomly assigned to someone else it seems

[mothlike-trinkets]

This took me so fucking long to understand because I was looking at the image going “I swear I haven’t liked that post before”

[coughloop]

U don't like me?

[lives-in-a-harpsichord]

Obsessed with how people will just say stuff

[slygirlboy]

we shpuld make a tumblr bar with drinks like sonic screwdriver and the baker street mule

[slygirlboy]

just got out of my time capsule btw

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Super! Who locked you in there?

[i-am-dulaman]

[pitbolshevik]

i love gaboon vipers why do they move like that

[pitbolshevik]

me when im walking

[corvidable]

[spleen9000]

@catadromously how could you leave this important comment in the tags etc.

[doodle-dog-diary]

That’s the truest thing about this creature that anyone has said, ever

[jumpingjacktrash]

this animal is so travel

[spleen9000]

breaking news! gaboon viper actually just an 8 year old scooching around in a sleeping bag

[dragonbean72]

@is-the-snake-video-cute

Thought you might enjoy people’s opinions on what rectilinear locomotion reminds them of

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

This is super funny, thanks for tagging me!

For those who don’t know, rectilinear locomotion is one of the major forms of snake locomotion, and every snake can do it but Gaboons use it almost exclusively. It’s the slowest form of snake locomotion, and it allows them to move in a straight line so it’s great for heavier-bodied snakes like Gaboons or for when a snake has just eaten.

[imperfect-cherry-blossom]

[lillie-garden]

kissing you on the forehead

[increasingpanic-deactivated2024]

with tongue?

[lillie-garden]

with tongue. 🥰

[just-taking-adam-break]