shit I missed my window, next week I guess
Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

#extradirty
Cosimo Galluzzi

shark vs the universe

tannertan36
One Nice Bug Per Day

Product Placement
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noise dept.

blake kathryn
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
Not today Justin
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

PR's Tumblrdome
Interview Vampire Daily

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titsay
KIROKAZE
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@nixon-by-night
shit I missed my window, next week I guess
Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog
big fan of sean meeting animals and pulling this face
What other face is there when you pet animals??
happy pride month 🏳️🌈
Happy 24th Anniversary Kingdom Hearts!
a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool
“How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.”
― Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night (1935)
Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote
it's officially fall! 🍂 best season time
"ˢᵒʳᵃ, ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᶠᵒʳᵍᵉᵗ… ᵂᵉ ˢʰᵃˡˡ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ᵇᵉ ʰᵉʳᵉ. ᴵᶠ ʸᵒᵘ'ᵈ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵛⁱˢⁱᵗ ᵃᵍᵃⁱⁿ, ᵗʰᵃᵗ ⁱˢ."
online communities are so strange because people slip away so easily. you can be on here for years, folding people you've never met into the fabric of your daily life, and then they disappear, leaving only ghost posts scattered across tumblr behind. or their blog stays dormant, for weeks, months, years, until you're only still following them because you remember that they love sunflowers or they were kind to you when they didn't have to be or the last thing they posted was sad and raw and you still worry about them sometimes.
and sometimes they come back when you least expect it, years later, even, and there's this sudden rush of relief like there you are, there you are, even though you barely knew each other.
there's a strange kind of love to it. i don't know you and i want to hold your hand across miles and time zones and oceans. i can still see the imprint of you in this community you left. you don't anyone will notice or care when you're gone, but we notice and we care and we wish you well.
i hope you're all okay out there. i hope the sun is shining on your face and you are breathing deeply. i miss you.
happy april fools. please take this egg
hahahahahha………………..
youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st
I just queued this for a year
Lakes and graveyards are very similar in that if you detonate a large explosion inside either one a lot of dead bodies come to the surface.
Hi, um. How is being the necromancer's apprentice going for you OP?
You want I should raise dead, I raise dead, no problem. You want banish dead, no problem, have plenty more nitro. I do this, ten minutes.
CHUNKY STEW IS NOT BANISHMENT.
Chunky stew, very bad necromancer. We banish, no problem, no chunks. I give you number of cousin Yvgeny. Will power wash house, very good prices. No other necromancer does this for you.
Is....is...is Yvgeny....alive?
Eh. Is alive enough.
hallelujah it's raining men
let the bodies hit the (floor, ceiling, walls, roof, lawn)
It's a dead man's party, who could ask for more
Anything to do with Croatia ever: *happens*
Tumblr:
@one-time-i-dreamt
Me when I get summoned to another post about Croatia:
I promise you that no one in Croatia knows who I am
I don't know who Mark is but 6'4 is pretty tall!
I’m glad my silly badly edited meme has ended with one-time-I-dreamt dot tumblr dot com being declared a certified prophet in accordance to the teachings of Jesus Christ
Thank you to all involved, but especially tall mark
I can assure you markiplier is not tall
He is taller than me!
Markiplier is Croatian?
Just know I have not known peace since making this post
Good!
peace was never an option.
I love this genre of Tumblr post where everything that can go wrong does, in fact, go wrong
Can someone explain the Croatia thing to me XD
It's a country in Europe
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