Bada-bing bada-boom

35, love my daughter, he/him.

[non-specific-mafia-goon]

eeyyy!

hi! mod goes by she/they he, no preference for however often a certain set is used but i do ask for a bit of variation!

i originally made this blog to do a little funny trolling with a set of good omens rp blogs (i have never seen good omens, only fan content lol) but now i'm gonna use it for whatever fandoms i wanna interact with! He iss "nonspecific" for a reason :3

basic rules:

dont be a bigot suggestive asks are okay; but not NSFW. this is light hearted, and doesnt have any major effects on the world!! i will be tagging this post with all blog tags, and i might tag posts with the fandom tag/fandom rp tag

i might update this with the list of fandoms this guy has interacted with, but that's a maybe. along with information about this guy, not sure how i want to proceed

have fun!

[notatzimisce]

I will never shy away from the word goon. goon is the only way to describe a particular type of henchman, lackey, or thug. look at these guys. they're goons.

[grapefruit-offical]

i am a grapefruit

what are you 🫵?

[astronaut-offical]

i am an astronaut

what are you 🫵?

[sharks-offical]

I am a shark

what are you 🫵?

[weirdo-offical]

i am a weirdo

what are you 🫵?

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

i am silly little arson frog

what are you 🫵?

[a-pairlessly-painfull-poet]

I am a poet

what are you 🫵?

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

I am a rip off

what are you 🫵?

[the-dragonian]

I'm a Dragonian

What are you 🫵?

[your-local-blackhole]

I'm a black hole

what are you 🫵?

[the-game-offical]

i am the game

what r u 🫵?

[non-specific-mafia-goon]

I work for da boss

watta you 🫵 ?

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️

[transmechanicus]

anotha one🛩️

[kat4884]

the gooners

they’re everywhere

[felixcloud6288]

Dat's right boss. Now just tell us what ya need and we'll get it done boss.

[quadtator-lawful-evil]

who needs ta sleep with da fishes boss

[bananapudding752]

sorry bawss, I was too busy searchin up da anime girls boss. real pretty.

[felixcloud6288]

Forget dem anime goils. Dere only temporary. But da boss is forever. Right boss?

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t g t’ at' gt . t t at a a ' gt t . ta t a a, a t ac a a g . a tt. gt a g. ta. t a . gt ?

Closest match: Oeneis jutta genome assembly, chromosome: 18 Common name: Jutta Arctic

(image source)

[felixcloud6288]

Da boss got turned into a butterfly!!

[pfaugh]

Wadda bea-utiful transformation, boss. goes to show youse gotta preciate the lil things in life

[hraeiou]

ay boss congrats on da metamoiphosis

[anonymous-cringe-y-art]

yo! quick lil reminder that my askbox (and art requests) are open!!

ill draw fanart, OCs, and anything in between!!

please give me something to draw

[scruffycrow]

Thank you stranger you nailed it 🥲

[jolly-good-fellow]

eyyyy uh. I don know why I’m here… as in here specifically. With you. In this strangely unlit room. Are we doin intimidation?

@non-specific-mafia-goon

I don't know why I'm here either! :D

[non-specific-mafia-goon]

oh, uh. Is you da guy that’s supposda… ya know. Get intimidated?

[jolly-good-fellow]

Maybe?

[non-specific-mafia-goon]

well shucks. I dunno what to do here. Wanna play cards?

[jolly-good-fellow]

eyyyy uh. I don know why I’m here… as in here specifically. With you. In this strangely unlit room. Are we doin intimidation?

@non-specific-mafia-goon

I don't know why I'm here either! :D

[non-specific-mafia-goon]

oh, uh. Is you da guy that’s supposda… ya know. Get intimidated?

[satan-offical]

I want more rp blogs to interact with me. They're so awesome and cool and I will tell you a tale

Once apon a 8 months ago.. I also was a rp blog, interacting with other bibleverse blogs and what not

Until I became popular

Now I think people are too scares to interact with me. Please interact with me.

You're golden cheese cookie? Awesome. You're withered bonnie? Hell yeah.

DO IT

[non-specific-mafia-goon]

eyyy bawss! whats good?

[non-specific-mafia-goon]

Hey someone told me to get a mafia goon on this and you're my favorite so uhhh

Just put some pressure down right there would you *points*

oh, uhh. shure!

*he leans over and applys some pressure to the area xe pointed at*

is, uh, is this good?

[marius-vonraum]

Yep! That's good! Thanks :) just ahhh. Keep on doing that for a while

[non-specific-mafia-goon]

*he nods and begins kneading the afflicted area*

heh, ya know- this reminds of Abby's mother... she uh, had some muscle pains sometimes and i would... sit with her and help 'er out

[non-specific-mafia-goon]

Hey someone told me to get a mafia goon on this and you're my favorite so uhhh

Just put some pressure down right there would you *points*

oh, uhh. shure!

*he leans over and applys some pressure to the area xe pointed at*

is, uh, is this good?

[saturniandragon]

[frogblast-the-ventcore]

"So what is it that you do for fun again?"

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

“Now, I don’t mean to pry, but who are you, detective?”

[numbersareimaginary]

"What's 1+1?"

[la-principessa-nuova]

“Chi è quella ragazza seduta sul MIO trono?”

[fadingdeerentity]

“hello Mr ghost deer, what is your name?”

[non-specific-mafia-goon]

"what's your job description?"

[non-specific-mafia-goon]

How are you? How's your daughter been? Hi!! :D

eyy! its teacup! im doin pretty great, havent any complaints

Abby's a lil' menace! Ya know, the other day she got ahold of some chalk and drew all over tha neighbor's fence! he didnt mind it much, but Abby's stayin with 'er mom til im done with bizness

[marius-vonraum]

Ohhh! That sounds like it was a lot of fun for her hehehe, I mean thankfully it was just chalk, that stuff washes off pretty easy. Hope she's enjoying time with her mom though!

How's bizness been going? :D

[non-specific-mafia-goon]

Sure was, cause she couldn't stop laughing about the silly little giraffe she drew, even though we'd told 'er we needed ta wash it off. Good sport about it, though

ahh, haven't checked in with mr Fell in a few... while. I gotta 'nother job with this gang that call themselves "The Crew Of The Aurora" but they're known as The Mechanisms on tha streets.

[marius-vonraum]

I bet it was a lovely giraffe. Good on her for taking it well!

Ohhh, you work two jobs? Wait, what'd you call them? The Mechanisms? Oh yeah- I think I've seen those guys around! One of 'em really likes horses! Dunno what they're about though really

[non-specific-mafia-goon]

ah, yeah? I work for this uhh, doctor-baron guy, Von Raum i think... and I've done a job for the D'Ville character, oh! they're a strange bunch, but I enjoy the work from mx. O'Reilly- real crime boss, that one.

[marius-vonraum]

Ahaaa I seee, I've heard some of those names- that from room doctor guy I think he's the horse one? I'm not sure though. Never heard of O'Reilly before at least

[non-specific-mafia-goon]

inch-resting...

ah! gosh darn, i've been going on and on, haven't even asked ya how youse doing?

[marius-vonraum]

Oh! Yeah I'm doing pretty good, I'm being silly with friends, uhhh been drawing a bit, making some music, the usual! I wish someone would pay me for this stuff though, haha

[non-specific-mafia-goon]

hey, uh, i might have a bit of extra dough from the Fell jobs... sure, would be a shame if, some of it just... happened to fall in ya pocket...

*he looks away shiftily, then sneezes aggressively, and while you're looking through your pocket for a tissue, you happen to find a bundle of cash that wasnt there before*

*when you look up to protest, he's gone. he didn't vanish without a trace, you can hear him running down an alleyway and when you peer around to check, he's already a fair bit away.*

[non-specific-mafia-goon]

How are you? How's your daughter been? Hi!! :D

eyy! its teacup! im doin pretty great, havent any complaints

Abby's a lil' menace! Ya know, the other day she got ahold of some chalk and drew all over tha neighbor's fence! he didnt mind it much, but Abby's stayin with 'er mom til im done with bizness

[marius-vonraum]

Ohhh! That sounds like it was a lot of fun for her hehehe, I mean thankfully it was just chalk, that stuff washes off pretty easy. Hope she's enjoying time with her mom though!

How's bizness been going? :D

[non-specific-mafia-goon]

Sure was, cause she couldn't stop laughing about the silly little giraffe she drew, even though we'd told 'er we needed ta wash it off. Good sport about it, though

ahh, haven't checked in with mr Fell in a few... while. I gotta 'nother job with this gang that call themselves "The Crew Of The Aurora" but they're known as The Mechanisms on tha streets.

[marius-vonraum]

I bet it was a lovely giraffe. Good on her for taking it well!

Ohhh, you work two jobs? Wait, what'd you call them? The Mechanisms? Oh yeah- I think I've seen those guys around! One of 'em really likes horses! Dunno what they're about though really

[non-specific-mafia-goon]

ah, yeah? I work for this uhh, doctor-baron guy, Von Raum i think... and I've done a job for the D'Ville character, oh! they're a strange bunch, but I enjoy the work from mx. O'Reilly- real crime boss, that one.

[marius-vonraum]

Ahaaa I seee, I've heard some of those names- that from room doctor guy I think he's the horse one? I'm not sure though. Never heard of O'Reilly before at least

[non-specific-mafia-goon]

inch-resting...

ah! gosh darn, i've been going on and on, haven't even asked ya how youse doing?

[non-specific-mafia-goon]

How are you? How's your daughter been? Hi!! :D

eyy! its teacup! im doin pretty great, havent any complaints

Abby's a lil' menace! Ya know, the other day she got ahold of some chalk and drew all over tha neighbor's fence! he didnt mind it much, but Abby's stayin with 'er mom til im done with bizness

[marius-vonraum]

Ohhh! That sounds like it was a lot of fun for her hehehe, I mean thankfully it was just chalk, that stuff washes off pretty easy. Hope she's enjoying time with her mom though!

How's bizness been going? :D

[non-specific-mafia-goon]

Sure was, cause she couldn't stop laughing about the silly little giraffe she drew, even though we'd told 'er we needed ta wash it off. Good sport about it, though

ahh, haven't checked in with mr Fell in a few... while. I gotta 'nother job with this gang that call themselves "The Crew Of The Aurora" but they're known as The Mechanisms on tha streets.

[marius-vonraum]

I bet it was a lovely giraffe. Good on her for taking it well!

Ohhh, you work two jobs? Wait, what'd you call them? The Mechanisms? Oh yeah- I think I've seen those guys around! One of 'em really likes horses! Dunno what they're about though really

[non-specific-mafia-goon]

ah, yeah? I work for this uhh, doctor-baron guy, Von Raum i think... and I've done a job for the D'Ville character, oh! they're a strange bunch, but I enjoy the work from mx. O'Reilly- real crime boss, that one.

[non-specific-mafia-goon]

How are you? How's your daughter been? Hi!! :D

eyy! its teacup! im doin pretty great, havent any complaints

Abby's a lil' menace! Ya know, the other day she got ahold of some chalk and drew all over tha neighbor's fence! he didnt mind it much, but Abby's stayin with 'er mom til im done with bizness

[marius-vonraum]

Ohhh! That sounds like it was a lot of fun for her hehehe, I mean thankfully it was just chalk, that stuff washes off pretty easy. Hope she's enjoying time with her mom though!

How's bizness been going? :D

[non-specific-mafia-goon]

Sure was, cause she couldn't stop laughing about the silly little giraffe she drew, even though we'd told 'er we needed ta wash it off. Good sport about it, though

ahh, haven't checked in with mr Fell in a few... while. I gotta 'nother job with this gang that call themselves "The Crew Of The Aurora" but they're known as The Mechanisms on tha streets.