let me exit this earth and hurl myself into the 日

the trashy sideblog to a trashy main blog

[pervocracy]

[judgejudyofficial]

thank god Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton came together to make a PSA about the dangers of fake news

[mjalti]

[shensis]

let’s abolish all clocks, the concept of time itself. live by sunlight. primal instincts and internal clocks ONLY

[steveandbucky]

when is the next bus getting here? its a surprise :)

[grouchythefish]

That’s no different from how buses already operate (:

[under-the-arch]

[for-k-is-king]

@under-palemoonlight

[awakecorgi704-deactivated202007]

i’m gonna be honest i didn’t even read the tweet because i had to hit reblog too fast when i saw this guy’s name is “i like hitting police because i am homosexual”

[figmentof]

can confirm that is legit what that says lmaooo

[c-bassmeow]

Idk which one is funnier

[artofriot]

[amishsicario]

[aximili]

op i wish only the most wonderful things in your life.

[demonius-darkblade]

its weird to think horses were ever ‘prey animals’ because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth and extremely powerful legs and think ‘yeah lets go attack that one’

[degenerarchy]

well moose are still prey animals so

[demonius-darkblade]

thats fucked up, a moose is like a horse with extra weapons

[gerbildine]

Would you rather they be predators

[demonius-darkblade]

SHIT SHIT SHIT IM SO SORRY

[ironmaidenhead]

favorite thing about tumblr is when someone gets a 1k post you don’t see them plugging their soundcloud/youtube/insta in the comments like tumblr fame gets u literally nothing

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

it gets u 1 thing, and that is yelled at

[my-thoughts-of-flight]

[ghosts-who-deduct]

Please, Dumbledore, just look behind for once in your fucking life.

[philosophyblr]

me throwing the canterbury tales across the room: flying chaucer

[fleshwerks-deactivated20191021]

me throwing ‘sailing to byzantium’ and ‘the celtic twilight’ across the room: YEATS

[anxietyproblem]

[gorilllas-deactivated20130911]

Harry Styles and mick Jagger are the same age. Just let that sink in.

[cerael]

Harry is 19.

Mick Jagger is 69.

What?

[gorilllas-deactivated20130911]

don’t let the media fool u

[dredsina]

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

[dredsina]

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

[dredsina]

Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

[dredsina]

Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

[dredsina]

Oh crap!!!!

[dredsina]

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

[bob-belcher]

[abomasnow]

hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life