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does anyone know how to go to sleep
Robby is the kind of person to stand in front of mirror, noticing every new wrinkle, every new gray strain in his hair or beard and genuinely hates looking so old, and feeling even older
But then he looks at Jack and his even grayer hair and the wrinkles and it's the opposite line of thoughts. How hot he looks with gray hair, how cute the wrinkles look on his freckled skin. How well he's aging, like a fine wine.
Jack sees the insecure Robby and always calls him pretty in any shape or form.
"Hey Handsome."
"What's up Gorgeous?"
"How's my Beautiful husband doing today?"
"Good morning Cutie."
And Robby always turns red like a tomato and argues that he's nothing special and that Jack is the lucky one because he looks stupidly hot for his years.
And Jack? Just shrugs and simply replies "Hell yeah I'm lucky. Lucky to have husband this fucking hot to give me boner every day."
"Um, well, I'm not sure that it's about liking, really?" Mel says. "It's more that it's neat and quick. Oh, and if I have a lot of hair on the back of my neck, sometimes that gets sweaty and I don't really like the sensation?"
"Okay, but it's not like you've only got one choice to work with," Trinity says. "Live a little."
There are some points that Mel could make, but Trinity is already settling in behind her, her legs snugged around Mel's hips where they're sitting on the living room floor.
dennis never learns
aaaaok this has likelihood of being ooc so anything can be changed or shifted if you choose to respond!! I literally binged all your huckleabbot stuff today and it was so good i finally got the motivation to start the show so I haven’t observed them in the natural habitat yet
but i’ve thought all day about jack who likes control through conditioning so when they’ve agreed to the dynamic he starts slow and softer with helping dennis eat more, because he is absolutely a regular two-meal-skipper. bringing back snacks after his shift like a yogurt and a cup of fruit (that he might say were from the break room if pressed but these have never been offered to employees so is someone getting their yogurt stolen??) and placing them at the front of the fridge with dennis’ name scrawled on them. placing a granola bar in front of him with little to no mention of it, the mini boxes of cereal found tucked away with dennis’ actual groceries, a bowl of healthy-ish snacks randomly appears on abbot’s counter.
and dennis is maybe somewhat a doormat but he’s tried soft bratting against it. he’s simply not eaten it and gotten it handed to him the next day all the same, he’s started to rebuke but just been cut off with another verbal prod towards it before , and he knows how to get a confrontation started so one day he says “I know you’re trying to make me eat more.” and jack raises an eyebrow, probably gives the “are you dumb” look that absolutely smashes dennis’ focus as he simply replies “then why aren’t you?”
also yogurt was an example but i have now thought of jack helping by scooping yogurt onto his fingers and feeding it to dennis so i will be slinking away to my lair. and if you hear typing and giggling and twirling hair no you didn’t
the show is not. like it's not as gay as i make it out to be. sexually charged, yes, but the rest of it is me playing barbies
Jack had always wanted a puppy, he liked dogs enough and even had his favorites when he was deployed in the military but he never really got to adopt one. Now that his wife is not around the puppy will just be lonely when he's out of the house during his shift.
That was until he had discovered one of the newer interns living in the abandoned floor in the hospital. Taking Dennis Whitaker home was like adopting a new puppy, he had convinced himself that he's only doing the right thing by providing the kid with a safe place to sleep in especially after that whole mass casualty incident.
The rules were simple, Dennis can stay for as long as he likes and he can do things like chores but that wasn't mandatory. As long as he's not stealing things from his house and not make a big mess Jack is more than happy to keep him here. Dennis' big blue eyes held nothing but confusion as he tilted his head like a puppy does and Jack can't help but to reach his hand and pet his head.
Dennis was quick to lean on his touch unconsciously and blushed a cute shade of red as he realized what he was doing. Jack only gave him a smile as he patted his back, wanting to run his fingers through his hair, he cannot be normal about him, about his new puppy.
"Get some rest, pup. You had a long day." The nickname easily slipped out before Jack could help it.
"Yes, sir. Thank you."
Oh he really is a little puppy.
yeah no offense to confucius or anything but if i was about to embark on a journey of revenge i would simply not dig two graves
jesus christ, getting laid in your enemy's grave? that's some freak shit but honestly i kinda dig it
well yeah you dig it thats how you make a grave
A feel like this is a conversation between Shakespeare's clowns, and I love that.
Pro tip: get your husband to agree to things he’d never agree to whilst he’s sleepy. For example Robby has just agreed to do naked yoga with Jack.
Young!Rabbot
HUCKLEROBBY MINICOMIC!! (testing out if i still got it)
I’M RIGHT BEHIND YOU
Thank you Evil Wizard, it’s good to know someone has our backs
IN A SCARY WAY
Thank you Evil Wizard, finally someone to scare away the creeps!
I FEEL LIKE WE NEED TO WORK ON OUR COMMUNICATION
my controversial opinion is I don’t think Zuko was confused by “my first girlfriend turned into the moon”
he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.
his entire life since he saw that beam of blue-white light in the south pole has been ‘this day has already been so goddamn weird’
The only really new information was that that was Sokka’s girlfriend
Important opinion in the tags that I need to have be part of the post:
Also, Iroh was there? He literally watched Sokka make out with the moon spirit. And you want to tell me that a romantic sap like him would not have immediately told Zuko about this romantic tragedy? Please, Zuko has known about this for ages, he just knows that this is not an acceptable situation in which to say “yeah, I know.”
Sokka: “My girlfriend turned into the moon.”
Zuko: “I know.” “Yes.” “She sure did.” “Uh huh.” “Tell me something new.” “Are we still talking about that?” “That’s rough, buddy.”
[image: tags by samwisethebold: #it’s not that he doesn’t get what sokka means #it’s that how on earth do you respond to that]
When you put it like that, this is actually a legendary display of tact on Zuko’s part
Military Doctors Rabbot
Them probably having the nastiest gay sex while Jack covers Michael's mouth to not make any sound as he fucks him deep and slow.
😟😳😳😳
#idk what this means or if i do this but ig i'll just hold my phone with my pinky stuck out from now on??
Good question, also no that won’t help.
shitty MS Paint 3 minutes doodle, nto entirely accurate: When you have your pinky hooked on the “bottom” edge of the phone for the extra security so it doesn’t slide out of your hand that easily, you’re wreaking damage on your hand, since the pinky is extremely askew from it’s resting position. You might have noticed that when you hold your phone like that for long time it begins to hurt, like when you are gripping a pen too tightly for example.
Green lines - the fingers are going their natural way. Red line - the pinky is way off, that’s bad.
Me: Oh, good thing I never-
Me, looking down at hand: By talos this can't be happening
oh thats why my hadns have started to always be in pain ok
Reblogging to add, all your fingers have their own individual nerve, EXCEPT for the pinkie! It shares a nerve (the ulnar nerve) with your ring finger.
This is why it hurts when you do this, because you're basically making your last two fingers play tug of war because mom said it was their turn on the xbox, potentially for hours, while lifting/supporting an object as big as or larger than your entire hand. This is like if you tried to lift something as big as your torso over your head while doing the splits, all day, then being surprised when stuff hurts.
Also, your ulnar nerve isn't just in your hands, it runs through your arm all the way up through the shoulder to where it joins the rest of the body, and problems in the hand can carry problems all the rest of the way up.
Remember when you last banged your elbow on the corner of something and hit the funny bone, and it wasn't remotely funny? THAT IS THE ULNAR NERVE.
tl;dr using your phone like that is basically hitting your funny bone in slow motion every day of your life, forever
Loved the last episode of the second season with Carter missing his own graduation to keep his little liver transplant patient company.
She is so animated because i choose to believe this is after the transplant shenanigans😌 (Also added med school Jack because i could) #JohnCarter #ER #JackkAbbot
Dinner is ready!
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all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again
Like to charge, reblog to cast.