what

Im too young to be this stressed

[bigeyedkitteh]

Stardew Valley OC Profile Maker (just type away and upload icons)

[ohheyitsjustjinx]

Reblog this to get absolutely hugged. Just completely snuggled. Totally fucking cuddled.

[officialunitedstates]

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

[dat-soldier]

[oneheadtoanother]

[geeneelee]

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

[geeneelee]

If I were tumblr famous this would be a smash hit

[pay--phone]

https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/71640

[godslefttit]

[thetomska]

[citizen-zero]

anyway i think we all know who the true best character in Goncharov (1973) is

[itched]

he’s so right for this

[itched]

other best tweets include

[itched]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

reminder that, as far as anyone knows, this man is literally 100% cisgender. this is fantastic. I love him ever so

[sen-thebootbimbo]

This is a streamer, and one of his chat rewards for subs/bits/etc is "girl month," where he dresses like a girl and does his make up for a whole month.

Last I heard, his chat had gotten him to, like, 6 months straight of "girl month."

This man is cis. He is not trans, and has no desire to transition.

He just wanted to do something fun for his chat, and he has a great time. He looks comfortable, he doesn't make a mockery of women or femininity. It's just wholesome cross dressing fun.

[nymph1e]

Hey, a bro's gotta hustle ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[duragdaddy]

i just found 12 bricks

[black-geek-supremacy]

Its back

[agentofcalamity]

Happy twelve bricks Tuesday everyone

[samshepard]

shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

[rosemochi]

the fact that all of my mutuals immediately reblogged this from me really says something about all of us, doesn't it

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

For anyone who doesn’t know, this is a show about cars

[depsidase]

[michigen]

i emailed them as a joke and they gave me a scarily realistic response and i was too scared o say anything back

[eternal-fractal]

i emailed them and i never got a reply, i’d like you to show yours

[i-change-too-often]

@masochist-incarnate this is the response I got

[hungarianator]

hundreds, perhaps billions

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

384

[fanotastic]

Happy Pride Month

The worm curtain is GAY

[buyakasha]

*sprinkling my traits throughout my ocs* this one is the kid in me and all my wonder. this one is my self-worth issues and anger. this one is my absolute desire to be over six feet tall

[coconutnunnicorn]

[Staring at sheet for my 7'8" monster oc] now how the hell am I suppose to cosplay this

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

Browsing antique stores is always the most wild fucking time. I found an insanely cursed Sean Connery Barbie in my favorite antique store which is nothing new there are like 20 super cursed dolls in that store but they sell men’s flannels for $12 so

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

The antique store with like 50 pocket dimensions underneath it is playing “What A Feeling” from Flashdance. There’s a giant bloody wooden tooth hanging from chains. This is so surreal

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

FYI I was using bloody as in there is red splatters on the roots of the teeth not the expletive

Shaggy Rogers is here and he has a giant beard

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

There is a Greco Roman helmet in one of the the pocket dimensions on top of a typewriter

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

THERE IS SECRET LIBRARY ???????

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

People have definitely fucked up here. I can sense it.

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

This door doesn’t even wiggle there’s no way that lock is what’s keeping it closed

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

What the fuck

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

Y’all I’m gonna die going up this

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

This place is so terrifying im looking for bodies now

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

Trying to find exit. I’m actually starting to get anxious now.

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[cryptidcaper]

Jules walked into silent hill

[drawhimacrown-deactivated202002]

So I have absolutely been inside this specific antique store (unless this is a pocket dimension that exists in many places, the store I know of is in downtown tacoma, WA). It’s spooky as hell, you can’t ever find anyone working there (the one time I did find a clerk he looked like he hadn’t left this garbage mansion in years, his hair was ginger and way too long and way too crunchy), it’s always disturbingly quiet despite being on a main downtown street, and to leave you have to meditate on that desire to summon an exit less you be trapped forever. The floors are incredibly uneven with lots of ramps and rooms on a slope. The library is my favorite part. There’s chairs and shit hanging from the ceiling all over the place. There are several false doors and windows. The inside in undeniably larger than the outside. This place is filled with a miasthma of chaotic energy.

To heal your soul, I recommend going to Mad Hat Tea just around the corner which also has a very real Vibe but it is healing and calming to a magical degree. A classmate of mine said once she had a terrible cold and went to Mad Hat between classes and asked the woman to give her something good for colds, she drank it without question and immediately her cold was gone. Shit theres so many like, old-magic-aura areas in downtown Tacoma guys, it’s crazy.

[plutojester]

I hate how forgotten Rogue One is. It’s genuinely one of the best Star Wars movies to date. The lead characters all manage to stand out as individuals with stories of their own and the ending is an emotional roller coaster. This movie took a semi-plothole from way back in ANH and spun a story that enriched the franchise incredibly. R1 is how a “dark” SW movie should be done, taking a twist to the classic format and making it more grounded in the true perils of war while retaining the core messages of hope and (found) family.

[reverienne]

#everyone dies in rogue one and i never got the urge to ressurect them in fics because #their narratives were complete!! they were whole #it was entirely what a story should be. this one needs no help (@makipagusapan)