Obsessed Fragments

22 | USA Excessively Excessive Enthused Enthusiast

[twitterlols]

[mothman-pseudanthium]

[pathfindernerds]

“I just feel so dead inside…”

“Dead inside, you say? I know something that might just work”

[bear-maximum-deactivated2021090]

reanimate my will to live

[feebledungeons]

Wake me up inside

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[sharkchunks]

“Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.“-Robert Frost

[glintglimmergleam]

put this on my gravestone tbh

[tsunglasses]

[bospaladin]

Anfnajjrmwlqjfkwifjiwkdnslb

[unlimitedgoats]

WHAT.

[the-stray-liger]

The older I get the less I put up with JKR 

“Slytherins didn’t participate in the battle of Hogwarts bc they’d be fighting family” Do you have ANY idea of how much I’d fucking LOVE to fight some ppl in my own goddamn fucking family forget the goddamn wand I’m gonna punch my homophobic racist uncles in the throat à la muggle

[mothman-pseudanthium]

[pathfindernerds]

“I just feel so dead inside…”

“Dead inside, you say? I know something that might just work”

[bear-maximum-deactivated2021090]

reanimate my will to live

[feebledungeons]

Wake me up inside

[hobbitprincess]

best

[sicktekkers-deactivated20150829]

“real life doesnt have trigger warnings” imagine supermarkets taking all of the allergy warnings off of all of the foods and then being like “sorry sweetie, welcome to the real world (:” when everyone started going into anaphylactic shock

[cheezitslut]

Or movies stop having previews or ratings and 5 year olds are crying in Quentin Tarantino movies and their parents are saying “time to grow up (:”

[nolmenasj]

lmao sjws and their fuckin wet floor signs

[branwyn-says]

@rabbitdadisw0rried is the hero of this story, and I @branwyn-says the humble narrator.

[wilwheaton]

Fuckyeahfivehundreddollarbread dot tumblr dot com

[cutegorl]

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

[c3po]

me halfway through unpacking the dishwasher when i get to the cutlery

[wilwheaton]

(via Is it the mustache? : PoliticalHumor)

[mjalti]

[jacquelineshyde]

[obsessedfragments]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

[despazito]

so tired of all this horse negativity on tumblr

horses are valid

[dimetrodone]

Valid to eat fingers

[the-gaywaren-deactivated2018060]

Theres so much chaotic energy here im fucking terrified