if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems
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if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems
The bird app has a lot of garbage but this thread really tickled me this morning:
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Jumping Spider (Genus Maevia), taken May 20, 2026, in Georgia, US
A brightly-colored jumping spider that is somehow missing half of its legs! I've recently been finding a lot of spiders with a ridiculous number of legs missing; the other day I found one with only two, and it was still alive! This individual is interesting for both that reason and because it's possibly yet another undescribed Maevia jumping spider. The bold black and white prosoma (or cephalothorax) of this individual combined with the deep orange of its abdomen makes it quite unique-looking compared to others of the genus. The orange band around the eyes isn't shared by any known species, and eye markings tend to be where species differ the most with M. inclemens having no eye markings, M. expansa having white eye markings, and two undescribed species having yellow eye markings. I'm assuming, if it is unique, it'll become an acknowledged undescribed species soon enough, but, until then, it remains a mystery!
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my apologies to the lovely lady who had only just begun constructing her beautiful spiderweb in the immediate path of the side door this morning when i, in my self-centered desire to vacate my home of assorted household refuse, came oafishly barging through the sum of her efforts. i shall meditate upon my actions and how they harmed not just her, but all women of the world, and endeavour to do better
Being obsessed with something that isn't a fictional piece of media is so weird. I remembered the existence of sea angels and thought "i miss her so bad, frows up" as I would for a video game character
*giggles and twirls my hair* so there's this girl who's less than an inch in length and resides in cold and temperate waters from the surface to 2,000 feet deep, also she's a predator that feeds exclusively on sea butterflies. yeah, her name is clione limacina
there is something in the ocean gorgeous enough to be called a sea angel and it's a predator that hunts what's practically snails with wings, how is that not the coolest thing on planet earth? do you understand this? do you understand m
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i am losing my mind over discovering that there's a species of jumping spider (Pellenes nigrociliatus) that builds nests in empty snail shells and makes little silk webbing curtains to close off the entrance
look at her!! she is so cute!!! i want to cry!!!!
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alright everyone is being sassy but nobody has brought up the actual reason why scientists are interested in the titanic in the notes
Per wikipedia:
The Titanic was made of steel, presumably to resist corrosion (i mean. thats why boats are made of steel i assume) but even when iron/steel rusts people did not expect to find like. decomposition. bacteria are EATING the titanic.
and there's wood furniture from the titanic that isn't decaying. hell, there are wood ships at the bottom of the ocean that archaeologists study. so the expectation people have for the titanic is not that the steel would decompose at the bottom of the ocean. Even in 100 years, since there are much more ancient preserved wooden ships iirc.
(im not particularly knowledgeable about ships, i just had heard about the science going on around the titanic so i wanted to clarify that on this post for people)
The Titanic is an exceptionally weird whalefall basically.
Hi! Natural Historian here!
Microorganisms have been Metabolizing Iron since before the Great Oxygenation Event, approximately ~3.7 billion years ago.
The earliest known Wood-bearing Plants lived approximately ~400 million years ago, and it took several million years for anything to evolve that could digest it; the accumulated biomass of early undigested Wood eventually became all the Coal in the world.
Microorganisms have been eating Iron for more than 10x as long as they’ve been eating Wood.
[Fun fact Wood is newer than Sharks]
But. All that said. I don’t know that Science has ever had the chance to watch this play out before. I would be interested in seeing what similarities and differences there end up being between the Titanic and the steel-frame boats that sunk in the shallower tropical waters during WWII. I bet different metabolic pathways get prioritized. I wonder which lineages eat the boat faster. Anyway-
Golly do I love Earth! Weird fucking place!
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“The Titanic was made of steel, presumably to resist corrosion (i mean. thats why boats are made of steel i assume)”
Nope! You freely confess you don’t know much about boats, so I’ll just go ahead and let you know that even nice modern alloys of steel generally do not fare so well against The Ocean without constant maintenance!
Even in the shallows, the metabolic activity of oceanic microorganisms is nontrivial! From the Wiki page on Corrosion:
Accelerated low-water corrosion (ALWC) is a particularly aggressive form of MIC that affects steel piles in seawater near the low water tide mark. It is characterized by an orange sludge, which smells of hydrogen sulfide when treated with acid. Corrosion rates can be very high and design corrosion allowances can soon be exceeded leading to premature failure of the steel pile. Piles that have been coated and have cathodic protection installed at the time of construction are not susceptible to ALWC. For unprotected piles, sacrificial anodes can be installed locally to the affected areas to inhibit the corrosion or a complete retrofitted sacrificial anode system can be installed. Affected areas can also be treated using cathodic protection, using either sacrificial anodes or applying current to an inert anode to produce a calcareous deposit, which will help shield the metal from further attack.
Wood, by comparison, has been known since antiquity to be highly water resistant, so long as it is adequately sealed and maintained. Not to say that they never degrade, but. Trees don’t grow in The Sea. They’re an ephemeral food source. Wood-metabolism in The Sea is a rare thing, especially compared to Metal-metabolism.
So why build a ship out of Steel?
Well. It’s very strong. Much stronger than Wood.
Large-scale availability of Steel enabled ship designs with displacements never seen before in maritime history. The upper limit on boat design, after all, is the ability for the craft to hold the structural integrity of its inner volume against the crushing weight of the water it displaces. The name Titanic was chosen precisely because of the positively titanic proportions of the vessel.
We are spoiled, a bit, in our modern age, by the floating islands of Freight which have made global commerce so cheap, and globalization possible; those Shipping Container Ships which, in their quiet humble task of trucking tennis shoes and rubber ducks across the seas, dwarf even the mightiest warships of the naval empires of days of yore.
Nobody had built a boat this big out of a material this strong before. They couldn’t possibly know what the limits of the craft were with certainty. It was an experiment on a grand scale, and we learned much from it, at no small cost.
But, no. Steel does not resist the sea better than Wood. Never has. The More You Know!
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im gonna cry this person is so sweet to their fish
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I cut out teeny pictures and show them to my betta. Once he seems interested in a few, I tape them to his tank so he has his own art to look at (hint, cooler colors and things that wouldnt be mistaken for eyes are perfect, mine actually like geometric designs and two colors stacked i also try to spend time letting him get to know my voice and face, sometimes ill bring home plants of new stones or gems and sit at my tank just talking to him calmly the whole time. I just say out loud little stories or what im actively doing and why, etc etc. Since fish hear you via feeling the vibrations through water, I try to speak like how I would want a wall of vibrations to have a smooth ripple instead of sudden and choppy. Also, dry erase markers. Sometimes I draw a little house with windows or little "maze" parts or plants or just interesting shapes for him to follow and inspect. Also, before I add a new plant or anything, I will hold it up against the glass for him to check out, then I place it i slowly. He waits so nice and watches then when im out of the water he will go and touch it.
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jellyfish lifecycles piss me off a little bit
you don't have to do that. you can just not do that
it gets worse
sometimes they just sorta... miss that step.... by like.... not dying
immortal jellyfish my beloathed, if i think about you to much i want to kill myself and become you
^ literally who you're hating on rn
I watched an entire colony of fiddler crabs for half an hour to find the best dancer and although this guy wasn’t the biggest or fastest I felt he had a unique and engrossing gravitas to him
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So I looked up “amazing” under the gif search and this little guy came up