Official Balls Posts!

things that inexplicably look like balls, posts about balls, etc. (just no actual pics of your balls in the ask box) actual balls will be tagged "hark! huevos!"

[official-balls-posts]

my pronouns are she/he/it i interact from @lycanthropomorphic

[pwlanier]

Hedgehog-shaped jar, Neolithic period (3500-3000 BCE)

Courtesy Alain Truong

[redscharlach]

I feel you, Neolithic hedgehog. I feel you.

[official-penis-posts]

I can’t be the only one who sees a glory hedgehog 

[official-balls-posts]

Ball hog

[crimewave420]

[despazito]

[fionn-o-nassus]

@official-balls-posts

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[redstonedust]

okay whatever *guns my cock*

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[ruinedchildhood]

[were--ralph]

oh shit wait brainblast incoming

[were--ralph]

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[were--ralph]

starting october and through to halloween on this site there should be a splatfest-type thing for tumblr where you choose a team like team vampire vs team werewolf, maybe a third one maybe not, but idk maybe the team with the most posts gets like a cool badge or something at the end

[were--ralph]

@humans @staff you're welcome

[were--ralph]

there should be a team vampire vs team werewolf counter at the top of the site and during october you get a fun little badge next to your name just something for fun

[were--ralph]

Choose Your Team

Team Vampire

Team Werewolf

Voting ended onSep 7, 2025

OBVIOUSLY reblog this because I appeal to werewolves and this needs to break containment so it gets a fair shot but i also want more people to see this in general

[furiouswritingbiologykid]

@vampires-official let's get some more vampire representation here!

[vampires-official]

official vampire post

[official-penis-posts]

WEREWOLF SWEEP

[official-balls-posts]

VAMPIRE SWEEP

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

woody my bussy my pal, i think we should have nasty pirate sex tonight

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i meant to say “buddy”

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

suck my balls.

[jinsei-pika-pika]

Foreigners in Taiwan 🇹🇼 外國人在台灣 @foreignersinTW Grokによる英語からの翻訳 台風 #Podul #楊柳 が台湾南部と中央山脈沿いに雷雨、豪雨、そして非常に強い風をもたらしています。

[official-taiwan-posts]

Official Taiwan Post...

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I'm so sorry but @official-penis-posts?

[official-penis-posts]

[official-penis-posts]

And the prize goes to @mimikip-stuff

[ozempicofficial]

[gray-lilly]

@official-balls-posts

[weirdwoodeyes]

simply unbelievable eggplant my mother grew

[crabbyjade]

@official-balls-posts @official-penis-posts

[segamascott]

[gray-lilly]

@official-balls-posts

[tako-cafe]

tagged by @helliswaiting ahh thank you 🫶

rules: pick a song for every letter of your URL and tag that many people

T-Taroko- August Greenwood

A-Anpanman- bts

K-Keelhauled- Alestorm

O-Oliolioxinfree- Sworn In

C- Cha Cha Cha- Käärijä

A-Arcadia- Lucifer

F-Fake It- Seether

E-Eyes Sewn Shut- Suicide Silence

Tags: @yanderepuck @wekillandwetake @otomedad @anakinfruit @floydsteeth @tangsweet @vivi-ships @lokis-laugh

[astrellanoctis]

Thank you @wednesdayday for the tag! 🥰

A – Adieu | Rammstein

S – Sing | Dope

T – Tacos | Little Big

R – Ruoska | Käärijä & Erika Vikman

E – Euroz Dollaz Yeniz | Tommy Cash

L – Lähetyssarnaaja | Dingo

L – Lamborghini Doors | Apache 207

A – Autiomaa | Käärijä

N – Niemand | Oomph!

O – Omnis Mundi Creatura | Helium Vola

C – C'mon take on me | Hardcore Superstar

T – Terra Titanic | Samsas Traum

I – Ich komme | Erika Vikman

S – Sehnsucht | Rammstein

Tagging @linnborealis @bianca-mii @fraudoomschneider @marimayscarlett @j0eyj0rdis0n @i-wasnt-ready-for-this @imaginebuttercupbetzi @mermaidinamanhole (yes less tags than letters but pfff)

[linnborealis]

Thanks for the tag @astrellanoctis 💕

L - Lunamor / Chris Harms

I - In My Tears / Emigrate

N - Nebel / Rammstein

N - Nemo / Nightwish

B - Blood for Blood / Lord of the Lost

O - One of Us Is Gone / Dark Tranquillity

R - RATATATA / BABYMETAL & Electric Callboy

E - Elevator Operator / Electric Callboy

A - Arkunnaula / Kotiteollisuus

L - Leaves / Bloodred Hourglass

I - I Drove All Night / Cemetery Skyline

S - Sonne / Rammstein

Tagging (no pressure) @millasketches @dandysnob @naomullen @imaginebuttercupbetzi @froschimbrunnen @sonic-counselor @notsosilenthowl @rammstein4everandever @marimayscarlett @der-tastenfickerficker @herbstroslein @sanguinary-design ✨💖

[naomullen]

Thank you @linnborealis for the tag 💚✨️

N - Nebel / Rammstein

A - Asking for it / Shinedown

O - Open Wide / Inhaler

M - Maria / Saltatio Mortis

U - Unter dem Drachenbanner / Feuerschwanz

L - Long Walk Home / Bruce Springsteen

L - Liebe ist für alle da / Rammstein

E - Estranged / Guns n Roses

N - Non / The Zen Circus

Tagging (no pressure 💚): @idegvegzodestunder @vulnerant-omnes @elstargreen @notsosilenthowl @wizzardclown @namelessrammgirl @land-sh

[notsosilenthowl]

Thank you @naomullen and @linnborealis for tagging me. 💕 I'll listen to yours next weekend.^^

N - Not The Killing Type | Amanda Palmer O - Ohne Dich | Rammstein T - Talk Shows On Mute | Incubus S - Sky Is Over | Serj Tankian O - Only If For A Night | Florence and the Machine S - Sinnerman | Nina Simone I - It Happened Quiet | Aurora L - Leiermann | Schubert - sung by Thomas Quasthoff E - Eidolon | Sinew N - North Star | IAMX T - Talkin' About a Revolution | Tracy Chapman H - Halt | Rammstein O - Othan | Heilung W - We Built This City | Starship L - Learning To Fly | Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

I feel like everyone I know is already tagged and so I decided to only tag two. If anyone sees this and wants to join: Just go for it and pretend I tagged you. And @mrsfitzgerald and @blauerhund: no pressure. But if you find the time and want to join in, I'd be really interested.🥰

[blauerhund]

thanks a lot for the tag @notsosilenthowl, i love games like that!

this took me long, but finally got around to doing mine:

b – Big City Life, Mattafix l – Lift Me Up, Moby a – Adélaïde, Requin Chagrin u – Ulysses and the Sea, Papooz e – Ein Lied, Rammstein r – Radio, Rammstein h – Highdown Fair, Angelo Branduardi u – Unentschieden gegen Ried, Der Nino aus Wien n – Nur mein Körper und die Angst, Brutalismus3000 d – Dancing with Myself, Nouvelle Vague, Phoebe Killdeer

as for tagging: i know @notafraidofredyellowandblue likes doing those …? :)

[notafraidofredyellowandblue]

@blauerhund catching me with the one tag game that makes me regrets getting such a long blogname (especially one without s, p or m in it) and making me consider changing it to 'not' or 'red' or something 😄

but as it's procrastination-sunday, i'll do it (again) 🌺

topic of the songs: whatever youtube comes up with 😊

n Nee nee nee - Adelheid Roosen & Purper

o O Fortuna (from Carmina Burana)

t Tin Soldier - Small Faces & PP Arnold

a Another 45 miles - Golden Earring

f Flugzeuge im Bauch - Herbeet Grönemeyer

r Rawhide (from The Blues Brothers)

a A Horse with no name - America

i I'll never find another you - The Seekers

d Do you hear the people sing (from Les Miserables)

o Oh Maria (from Sister Act)

f 50/50 - Garfunkel and Oates

r Running up that hill - Kate Bush

e (The) Edge of Glory - Lady Gaga

d Duo des Fleurs (from Lakmé)

y You can't run away - Emigrate

e En unserem Veedel - Bläck Fööss & Tommy Engel

l Leaving on a jet plane - John Denver & Cass Elliot

l Lola - The Kinks

o OMG - Usher

w While my guitar gentle weeps (from George Harrison tribute)

a Asche zu Asche - Rammstein

n No woman no cry - Bob Marley

d Du hast den Farbfilm vergessen - Nina Hagen

b Big Spender (from Sweet Charity)

l Lay down - Melanie & Edward Hawkins singers

u Umbrella - The Baseballs

e Every sperm is sacred (from Monty Python's The Meaning of life)

buuuuut...i'm not tagging anyone 😊 if someone wants to do this one, consider yourself tagged 🌺

[dolphdrago]

thanks @notafraidofredyellowandblue !

D — Du hast (Rammstein)

O — Oh Yeah! (Green Day)

L — Love of My Life (Queen)

P — Piano Man (Billy Joel)

H — Hearts of Iron (Sabaton)

D — Detroit Rock City (KISS)

R — ®️ (Heldmaschine)

A — ALWAYS ON MY MIND (Emigrate)

G — Gloria (U2)

O — Only You (The Platters)

tagging @captainsophiestark @itsgoghtime @iceman-kazansky @luminouslywriting @sweet-dorky-crazy @beardedmrbean @keo6323 @mads-weasley @madame-fear @mckinleygirl98

[keo6323]

Thank you!! ♥️

I'm going to use the letters of the numbers too or this is over way too quick.

K - Knights of Cydonia (Muse)

E - Eternal Blue (Spiritbox)

O - Opaline (Katatonia)

S - Story Of Our Lives (Badflower)

T - To The Flowers (While She Sleeps)

T - Telomeres (Sleep Token)

T - Telekinetic (Starset)

tagging: @ctrsdoesart @ate-the-wordsmith @fag4spyders @silmarvision @weidli @goosetowns @aeolianblues @captaindibbzy

[fag4spyders]

Woag this is scary

F- Fall For You (Secondhand Serenade)

A- Ava Adore (The Smashing Pumpkins)

G- Girlfriend (Badflower)

4- 4am (Our Lady Peace)

S- Strange Disease (Prozzak)

P- Poison (Johnnie Guilbert)

Y- Yours, Mine, Hours (McCafferty)

D- Drunk With My Friends (Ashnikko)

E- Eye Of The Storm (Watt White)

R- R U Crazy (Conor Maynard)

S- Squidward Nose (Cupcakke)

@lifeneedsrot @wise-lizard-wizard @rebisgender @inkyshark3 fuck me I don't have many friends @samwisegamwise @daily-cephalopod @i-am-a-fish I'm just tagging random people @official-cephaloposts @official-balls-posts @official-penis-posts @official-boob-posts I think that's the right amount

[official-balls-posts]

oh my gourd this will be a journey let's dive in

O - Over Each Other (Linkin Park)

F - F E R A L (Bad Omens)

F - Fighting Myself (Linkin Park)

I - IGYEIH (Linkin Park)

C - CONCRETE JUNGLE (Bad Omens)

I - I'm Not Okay (I Promise) (MCR)

A - Artificial Suicide (Bad Omens)

L - Lying From You (Linkin Park)

B - Brackish (Kittie)

A - ANYTHING > HUMAN (Bad Omens)

L - Law of the Tongue (Gingsu)

L - Like a Villain (Bad Omens)

S - Self Destructor (Chevelle)

P - Pipeline Punch! (Black Cat Coalition)

O - One Step Closer (Linkin Park)

S - Said & Done (Bad Omens)

T - THE DRAIN (Bad Omens)

S - Sober (TOOL)

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

krillin penis blast

[jamiestewartxiuxiu]

[cloevr]

happy reagan death day never forget jamie stewart from xiu xiu ass out by giant reagan

[official-penis-posts]

Look what arrived!