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[deactivated-blog]

Alexa release the serotonin

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

“Releasing neurotoxin.”

“ALEXA, NO-”

[feenyxblue]

Portal(2007)

[catsofinstagram]

‪From @mambo926: “すっごいホラー😂” #catsofinstagram ‬ [source: http://ift.tt/2HF3eDc ]

[catchymemes]

This booby trapped meth house

[forgotten-sea-god]

[artisanalbooty]

The new Home Alone is wild

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

In 5th grade some boys hid my desk in the boys bathroom. I was confused when I got to school and it was missing, so I just sat on the floor and read my book until the teacher came in and made them put it back.

I realize now they were trying to trick me into go into the boys bathroom, but no one actually told me that’s where my desk was, and it didn’t occur to me to ask.

Looking back I realize they had to make the effort to get to school early to move it, and I feel a tiny bit of regret for not reacting more.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

In 3rd grade Richard brought his new lacrosse set in for show in tell. the ball went missing during class time and at the end of the day we all had to check our bookbags to look for it. I only glanced in mine (I just wanted to go home), but that evening I found it at the bottom of my bag. I was so scared of being blamed, I threw it into the neighbor’s yard and never told anyone.

I found out 2 years later that my bully Luke put it there to frame me, and he was still extremely frustrated I hadn’t gotten caught.

I’m pretty sure Richard got a new ball.

[feral-renaissance-cat]

I had a crush on a boy I met in Kindergarten and made NO attempts to hide it because the people on TV were always telling each other when they liked each other. Didn’t work as well as I’d hope (i.e. didn’t work AT ALL and no boy wanted to hang out with me ever after that), but that’s not the point.

Skip ahead to third grade. We had a new kid who was kind of a jerk. One day he asks me if I have a crush and I’m like, “Yeah, [Crush]. And?” Dude turns around and yells to my crush “Hey! She has a crush on you!”

My crush just kinda sighs and is like, “Yeah. I know. Everyone knows. Thanks.”

So this guy was hoping to embarrass me in front of everyone but it completely backfired because I lack the social filter necessary to feel ashamed of my base desires.

[darkhumourandfandoms-blog]

One time in like kindergerden some kid stole my shoe and instead if reacting I just went the whole day barefoot. No one questioned it. He got bored of no reaction and just dropped the shoe but by then I was too committed and continued to walk around barefoot.

[embertheunusual]

I once throw a guy in my class off his entire fuck for the day by admitting that I was currently on my period when he asked me. Like bitch you asked, am I supposed to say no?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you people are heroes

[amateur]

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19

[steampunktallulah]

Love smash mouth

[ryonceagsalud]

What’s going on this year

[ruinedchildhood]

What is happening? 😂

[victorious]

[thefishychicken]

LMAO He just said he does

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/588913900789309440?s=19

[natural--blues]

[imanambulance]

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

[ultracheese]

[awildpaige]

Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

[starsberrisnunicorns]

Never Forget 😂

[usedtobe-a-crazygirlthinking]

The best fucking post on here

[ruinedchildhood]

[stimman3000]

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[phyrexia]

Soup

[laszlos-deactivated20250927]

Hot hot soup

[catwithbenefits]

fuck if it’s this easy why do they close the goddamn road for like five months shit

[oppa-homeless-style]

all outta soub :(

[czechs-and-holdings-deactivated]

I work for the road crew in the summer. Crack sealing (the process you see above) is fairly quick and simple. (Though holding a hose that pumps literal tons of 350F tar into the road in the middle of the summer is NOT easy)

I think what a lot of people underestimate is just how much road there is in your city. And just how many directions the crew gets pulled.

For our city of around 50k people there are 8 of us.

Also, crack sealing is a wholly temporary measure, meant to slow the break-up of the roads, it’s not a permanent fix.

Roads tend to get closed for months on end because we have to tear the whole thing up, then, depending on the class of road, we either have to hammer-drill into concrete to lay rebar and the pour concrete, or we can get straight to paving. If it’s a road requiring concrete we’re required to wait at least 24 hours for it to set.

So after 2 days we’re finally able to pave. But the city allocates one (two if we’re lucky) 5 ton truck to transport material.

A relatively short paving job requires at a minimum of 60 tons. So that’s 12 trips to the asphalt factory and back. Each ton is around $80.

TL;DR

There’s a lot of road, not many of us, and soup is expensive.

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

Leave the soup men alone.

[princessofbadassery]

Leave the soup men alone, and go vote for people who will pay for more soup and more soup people

[saythefisherman]

“you can’t make a lawful good character interesting and enjoyable”:

[thebloggerbloggerfun]

[teaboot]

They went to the same University and ate at the same caf table in total silence for four straight years. They were best friends

[thetenderpassion]

[tobiasxva-deactivated20170810]

Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.

[gender-evil-rose]

*slow clapping at the dad*

[peep-toe-shoes-deactivated20200]

I always reblog this.

[surprisebitch]

i’m so the dad

[cursedcatimages]

[smooththegoofyshark]

OP.. CHANGE YOUR URL OP

[hello-copter]

Sound. On.

[cockyhorror]

Sound is far more imperative than you ever imagined

[epiphanies]

 “So I’m being held, and every person in this body is being held to a higher ethical standard than the President of the United States?”

“That’s right, ‘cause there are some ethics committee rules that apply to you.”

“And it’s already super legal, as we’ve seen, for me to be a pretty bad guy, so it’s even easier for the President of the United States to be one, I would assume.”

“That’s right.”

“Thank you very much.”

Rep. Ocasio-Cortez Exposes the Problem of Dark Money in Politics

[catchymemes]

[systlin]

If any of y'all want to know how to make some super dope beef stew super easily LISTEN UP

Take a couple pounds of beef and cube it. Put that shit in a crock pot.

Add 1 ½ cups water.

Add an onion soup packet.

And a glass of red wine.

Hell yeah

[systlin]

Pour yourself some wine too you deserve it.

Add like half an onion and season with pepper, salt, chipotle pepper, garlic, cinnamon, and cloves. I don’t measure I just dash some in and adjust to taste when I add the root vegetables.

Nice.

[systlin]

Mix that shit up.

Now put on high and ignore for 3 hours.

[systlin]

In 3 hours, add veggies. Potatoes, carrots, parsnips, turnips, whatever ya got. Mushrooms are good too. I’ll add some dried morels, crumbled up. Will post again when we get to that point. 

[uristmcdorf]

Can recommend the above recipe, but with a dark brown ale instead of wine and with pickled walnuts added with the veggies

[systlin]

……man that sounds good too will have to try that sometime. 

[systlin]

Ok meat is done through now dump in some baby carrots or chop up some regular carrots and throw in some taters. I use red because I hate peeling them fuck that. Also crumbled up a half dozen dried morel mushrooms and threw in some flour to thicken things up. Added some fresh thyme because why the hell not.

nice.

Now ignore for another hour.

[systlin]

As for the cut of meat; doesn’t matter get what’s cheap. Anything gets tender if you stew it in a crock pot for six hours. Spices can be tinkered with as you see fit. Add other veggies as you see fit. Nothing is set in stone do what you want, man. Sub beer for the wine, throw in pork, ‘s all good. Pour yourself some more wine or beer and play Skyrim for awhile. 

[systlin]

Note that the finished stew can be frozen in single portions and thawed in the microwave  later, and will feed either a family for a night or you for a week if you live alone. 

[meilintheempressofdreams]

By the way, would dumplings be addable to this?

I’m addicted to having dumplings in my stews/soups…

[systlin]

DO IT

[inconspicuouspotatosack]

Hey @systlin is there anything you’d recommend as a substitute for wine/beer to someone who can’t legally buy alcohol?

[systlin]

Beef stock. 

[adventureathlete]

I would add ½ to 1 cup of red cooking wine with the beef stock, no age limits on cooking wine. Just ease up on the salt a bit because cooking wine comes slightly salted. @inconspicuouspotatosack

[f-reedomfighter]

Is it possible to replace the beef in this recipe with rabbit? I’m dying to try.

[systlin]

Do whatever you want. Sub rabbit for beef. Use raccoon or groundhog. Venison is killer like this. Anything gets tender if you stew it in a crockpot for six hours. Boot leather would probably be okay after stewing in a crockpot for six hours. Add parsnips, omit potatoes, play with the spices, ‘s all good. You’re the boss of your stew. 

[scoretheearth]

She has a few words.

[shy-waterlilies]

please tell me more!!!

[feministism]

[cloudfreed]

He knows he’s racist LMAO

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Bottoms need to stop fighting over tops and make them actually work for it so that they don’t go around thinking their entire job is to stick their dicks in and put zero effort because they’re “in demand.” Bottom solidarity.

[jturn]

when tumblr user sodomymcscurvylegs rises up against the Capitop and ignites the revolution as our Bottomingjay

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me on my way to destroy the TOParchy and liberate my fellow bottoms from oppression:

[valtsv]

woman in a film: soaked in blood brandishing a knife in grimy hands screaming incoherently veins popping on her forehead red faced and disheveled going absolutely feral with rage

me:

[radgoblin]

[itsrainingshadybitches]

[blizzardofjj]

I don’t use this but might be for someone out there who does, check it out?

[ms-demeanor]

Here’s a pretty comprehensive write-up:

https://www.diabetesdaily.com/blog/you-can-get-cheap-insulin-at-walmart-without-an-rx-in-some-states-576008/