Mac n' cheese

[officialmrmacbeth]

Before and after coffee be like

[broken-savior-deactivated201212]

Reblog and see if you get a color.

[southerncharm93]

PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.

FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.

GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.

RED: I’m in love with you.

PINK: I have a crush on you.

TURQUOISE: You’re hot.

CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.

TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.

BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.

ORANGE: I dislike your page.

YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.

WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.

GREEN: I find you cute.

BLACK: I would date you.

BROWN: I dislike you.

[reginaldcopperbottom]

Sometimes I like to think that Henry is an ex-CCC employee who was part of an experiment that gave him his timeline powers

And after every game his powers started developing, which lead him to have more pathways, fails, and overall choices

Why am I saying this? Idk

[officialmrmacbeth]

Nice theory

[officialmrmacbeth]

doot doot

Epic gamer

[toastbutteregg]

[justanotherpurplebutterfly]

Gum

[tacochippy]

Dice

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Pizzelle 

[kagalen-archieve-deactivated202]

scramble egg

[karsvroomvroom]

plastic. 

[imaveryneutralcapybara]

Snowcone

[moonlights-flower-garden]

Chocolate

[graceful-not]

(furiously trying to remember what i technically ate last since it was multiple things)) raisin/brownie/strawberry/ice cream

either one works-

[caldraws]

cheese toasty

[art-by-listerine]

Tf is a cheese toasty

[caldraws]

fucking-

you put butter and cheese on a piece of french bread and plop it in the toaster oven for 10 minutes-

how do you not know that, it’s one of the simplest dishes on planet earth-

[art-by-listerine]

The fuck?????????

How you getting French bread????????

Rich ass????????

[wasabiaskblog]

i have no idea, my mom just buys it-

but it works with any bread-

[officialmrmacbeth]

Gummy snake-

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[sasstronauuut-deactivated201906]

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

[littlekawaiiusagi]

Lol doubt it

[person3737-blog]

Haha doubt this will work buuuut

[starbaby96]

What the hell, I’ll try it

[thepanicatthediscoaddict]

I GOT A DOOT DOOT

[from-under-the-lilacs]

I wants a doot doot

[weird-emo-human-deactivated2018]

hoooowwww does this work??!

[awesomeskinnythighs-deactivated]

This is a lieeeee

[alltimesleepingveils-blog1]

I want a doot doot

[rickydimmydo]

I wonder

[thunderousfate]

Hmm… Sometimes i just get amaze by tumblr

[mollyravioli]

I want a doot doot too

[wolfgangamademozart--official]

doot doot my ass will ya

[wolfgangamademozart--official]

update: ,,,,two ppl doot dooted me

im scared

[spaceabomination]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[spaceabomination]

[sofiawylies-deactivated20211010]

I’ve never gotten an ask before and I want to see if this works…

[maudeeloise]

let’s try!

[stuck-in-limbo-with-a-lost-soul]

Welp, why not

[hotdogsandpopcorn]

Doot?

[queer-as-frikc]

OHMYGOD

[habitrabbits]

GIMME ONE

[habitrabbits]

WHAT THE FUCK SIX-

[snazzy-rat-tm]

Yis

[no-no-no-no-6]

Doot?

[henrystickminthings]

lets see

[chubbletea]

Hm.

[run-away-toppats]

doot doot?

[stupid-fandom-things]

doot???

[flawnle]

Doot doot :)

I am sorry for the person who does all of these.

[officialmrmacbeth]

D o o t?

[inkedintothepaper]

My mom told me to come up for bed an hour ago and hasnt said anything since what the fuck is going on

[inkedintothepaper]

Is everyone asleep it’s so quiet????

What the fuck???

[officialmrmacbeth]

What time zone you in

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[mydeadcarcass]

I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.

I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

[openyourthird-eye]

THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING

[ariya-art]

guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works

[possum-gt-deactivated20210827]

This had better work. I’m wishing for something cool.

[pewartist-deactivated20231011]

Hope this works

[ravetillyoucry]

*evaporates* all these wish stories r really sweet.. 💖

[just-a-rand0m-anon]

👀

[graceful-not]

please work bro-

[voidy-vibing]

:‘3

[officialmrmacbeth]

I hope it really works after seeing those comment!-

[asexyfaeriefate]

[caldraws]

no they aren’t.

they’re radder than two whole jars.

[asiadoesstuff]

Very true. 😌✨

[officialmrmacbeth]

No,even more,ten whole jars.

[quanreblogs]

FIFTY JARS!

[officialmrmacbeth]

Twenty-five jars!

[asexyfaeriefate]

[caldraws]

no they aren’t.

they’re radder than two whole jars.

[asiadoesstuff]

Very true. 😌✨

[officialmrmacbeth]

No,even more,ten whole jars.

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[that-artgirl-deactivated2019081]

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

[navybluenestea-deactivated20191]

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

[phlying-squirrel]

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

[vampire-spit]

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

[lilzodiac]

And this is why I love Tumblr

[dmzenog]

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

[brownirisandcurls-deactivated20]

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

[sebsticles]

I only see this on pinterest omg….

[alwaystiredheaux]

OMFG

@riverwriter

[joonscupid]

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

[siriusly-fuck-off]

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

[inifitywar]

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

[itsliterallythis]

I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

[nabyss]

😂😂😂

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

Cold tea

Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk

Cold coffee

I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???

[attackpunk]

OF COURSE WE DO WE’RE GAY

[janeslandrys]

@winterrhayle 

answers please???

[ladynightshade30]

This will.never not be the best.

[nothingeverlost]

Chocolate milk isn’t actually cold hot cocoa.  What you need is frozen hot chocolate:

[beautifulpaxiel]

Frozen hot chocolate? What kind of alternative universe have I stumbled upon?

[agent-farah-hauville]

Frozen hot chocolate is amazing fight me

[what-do-you-mean-theyre-evil]

This post is so chaotic

[unholytrinitytexts]

Where are these people from in Britain we have ice tea, cold coffee and chocolate milkshake. They are all very popular. These ‘Brits’ are 100% vampires from the 19th century.

[s1nkorsw1m-deactivated20210712]

Cold tea with 4 cups of sugar, just how we always made it :(

[punchlinetothejoke-deactivated2]

I FOUND IT

[genz-bisexual]

*sips my iced chai latte in Indian as in fuck England*

[noodle-persom]

HOW DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW ABOUT ICED TEA!? THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS.

[terryblethings]

ICED TEA IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO COFFEE

[caldraws]

that’s it im moving to Australia 

[officialmrmacbeth]

Nah move to brazil

[officaldrvinschpinsilstien]

Anon started to open he’s eyes, looking around “Huh?.. wha.. wha happened?... D.. dr?... where.. where are going? Do you need some help?...” he was confused.((🤚🏻.))

“Macbeth iz badly injured and you fainted, Go to the front edge of the boat, wait and zit down, or crouch zo my roomate doezn't zee you, ok?”

“ Don't need help, juzt, juzt advert your eyez, okay?”

@officialmrmacbeth

[officialmrmacbeth]

*he was missing a leg and was also barely breathing..*

[inkedintothepaper]

Y’ALL MY SISTER JUST BOUGHT THE FUCKING COLONEL SANDERS DATING GAME WTF

[inkedintothepaper]

Why is this still getting notes.

Okay, if we get to 1500 I will live post me playing the game.

[voidy-vibing]

SMASH THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ REBLOG-))

[officialmrmacbeth]

Smash reblog ultimate))

[officialmrmacbeth]

Holy shit,he's fucking dead- or is he? *pokes MacBeth* Train conductor pal? You still with us? ~Ghosty

*just laying on the damn water knocked the shit outta me with some broken bones because the train is just yk,made of metal so-*

[officialmrmacbeth]

And so,the crash had happened..

[officialmrmacbeth]

"Shit..."

[officialmrmacbeth]