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Jenna 20 | INFJ | Canada Little baby witch <3 Most commonly found sleeping and drawing

[historical-nonfiction]

Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

[omegajako]

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

[garbage-empress]

Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that is that the original joke was a reference to a Clark Gable film where Gable munches on a carrot, it was never meant to imply that rabbits love carrots. The Clark Gable reference would’ve been obvious to audiences in the 40s but it has been pretty much lost to time.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Bugs Bunny has too much power and should be feared.

[ampervadasz]

[inosanteria-deactivated20181125]

by Benjamin Victor

[just-shower-thoughts]

A werewolf film written by a woman wouldn’t be as interesting because they know how unrealistic it is to be caught by surprise by something that happens regularly every damn month.

[uswe]

#run right into queue#no no no no no the exact opposite#by this standard a werewolf film written by a woman would be much more interesting because it would be more /varied/#some werewolves who are prepared not only for their own shift but also for those of six of their closest packmates#some werewolves who wake up already covered in fur and look at their ruined clothes and think ‘oh /shit/ that was yesterday’#some werewolves who can’t be assed to figure out what day it is and therefore have an alert set in their phone#so that once a month they wake up not to a blinking ‘wake up’ message but to ‘wake up and Be Prepared’ and dramatic hyena music#(and then inevitably lose/break/forget to charge their phone the day before and spend hours humming uncomfortably#before suddenly remembering at the least convenient moment possible and rushing off stripping as they go)#not to mention the one werewolf who only transforms one night a month and then has to refrain from gloating#while they help their one packmate who’s been shifted for an entire goddamned week and has started dreaming of murder (via @ereborne)

[squirrelstone]

And then there’s that werewolf who goes three full moons without transforming, then transforms one night during a waxing crescent moon.

[fangirltothefullest]

Now I’m imagining some on the werewolf form of the pill and having to regularly keep up their schedule and one werewolf telling another that they used to have such irregular changes but the pill now makes things so much easier and the other werewolves being like oh man I should talk to my doctor about this.

[awellboiledicicle]

All i imagined is some poor fucker that’s like “you think you have it bad. I got my first change at 9 and change sporadically every 4 months or so. For 2 weeks. Sometimes it happens randomly so i just gave up.”

[nannyoggskitchen]

   #for days before the change you’re extra growly and constantly want to go for walkies  

[pedeka]

@writernotwaiting

[malicemismanager]

Why. Is this not a thing already. Why.

[angstriddentrashhuman]

Wake up pissed and agitated with a headache and slam some aspirin with no real thought to the matter because it must just be a shit day. Halfway through the day they just “…oh shit that explains so much fuck fuck fuck”

[hushpiper]

@teland

[papermonkeyism]

I don’t usually reblog stuff, but this is just golden.

[fjuri-the-fury]

@lightshadowverisimilitude

[gallusrostromegalus]

@crescent-the-grumpy-bunny, it’s funny you tag me on this becuase I’m having my first period in over a year and wondered why I was having a meltdown this morning.

[st-pam]

[tangleduplnblue]

PLEASE EMPLOYMENT JELLY

[justanotherspringday]

Not risking it all I want in my life is a job I actually like

[zairak]

Sure why not, I’ll try anything at this point

[rrassoul]

i have an interview tomorrow! 

[ponkochi]

seriously need one right now LMAO

[kandykrystalapple]

I really need this

[kdramalands]

3 stages of studying the day before an exam

[i-gwarth]

You’re welcome

[thesporkidentity]

[Narrator: A scientist in Peru [pause for peep] captured this, escaping from the tiny body [pause for peep] of a sleeping hummingbird. [pause for peep] A high-pitched [pause for peep] but unmistakable snore. [pause for peep] Hummingbirds are loved for their beauty and speed [pause for peep] but this one was behaving a little bit like a human. [pause for peep] The perfect cute-response trigger.]

[continuants]

[pause for peep]

[thefernhands]

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

[traveler-in-the-world]

[expensivetastexox]

🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

[ibadbitch]

Bitch yas!!!!!! What brand is this??

[ambarnuit-deactivated20190908]

👀 we need to know

[cortney-deactivated20161127]

why do y'all do this and not include the brand smh

[jifewjfiojiowjwe-deactivated201]

http://www.beautybakerie.com and @beautybakeriemakeup on IG

[ambarnuit-deactivated20190908]

Gracias! 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[channelcarter]

The CEO is a breast cancer survivor, single mother, and black woman with an amazing story. Her name is Cashmere Nicole.

[locdup22]

Black Owned Tho? Can’t skip this. Reblogging for my sistas!!

[nine-touched]

@theravenmother

[beanerbrujx]

I bought these products and honestly they’re amazing, you can eat, kiss, drink, pretty much do anything and this shit doesn’t fade. Everyone go buy from her, she’s amazing

[aplague0fbitches-deactivated201]

Piss off fuckboys while supporting black businesses.

[nameless-ice-goddess]

Girl yaaaaas!!!!

[unapologeticbiroace]

Reblog to save a full face of makeup!

[batreaux]

she wears short skirts, i leave a slime trail  she’s cheer captain and i’m just a 

[wondersmith-and-sons]

“Remember to look up at the stars and not down at your feet.”

— Stephen Hawking (1942 - 2018) 

[parakeet]

this is rlly interesting and u guys shuld give it a watch

[creatoremagico]

My friend wrote an essay on this in collage around ten years ago. It’s hard to believe Disney still haven’t aknowlaged it even now.

[oldcoyote]

i had a moment today while watching a whiny shitlord complain about the injustice of new sci-fi media having more female leads, i suddenly felt the strangest sense of déjà vu. i couldn’t pintpoint it at first but then out of nowhere, it fucking dawned on me

This is the single greatest meme in the history of the Internet everyone can stop making memes now we don’t need any more ever again

[thesanityclause]

I think I’ve already reblogged this but I don’t care it’s just pure gospel

[boredpanda]

‘‘I Document A Storybook Love Between My Pastel Parrotlets, And The Result Will Melt Your Heart“

[lavenderek]

#pastel dinosaurs

[beyoursledgehammer]

It’s @budgiebazooka and @interestingmistakes

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

[geekygothgirl]

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him. 

[jollygreengiantveggies]

the 3 worst haircuts in gamer’s history

[b-noons]

mowed grass, internet explorer, an orange

[dnopls]