Not today Justin
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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#extradirty
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@omgcheckkiki
The issue with cosplay is when the fuck would I wear this outside of it???
when you're feeling whimsical
Actually, fair, It would be whimsical and fun
I'd be whimsymaxximg and 7thdoctorpilled this fall for the cost of 50 usd
Plus tax and shipping
You don't have to deal with this alone. I'll be here for you, always.
the kiss that moved mountains
HEATED RIVALRY // 1.03 "Hunter"
Love is love.
Happy holidays! ☺️
WPE (Worst Premade Ever) said it best:
"Rizz 'em with the 'tism."
I've internalized this already. So so much.
Controversial or not let me just say -
Ilya would one hundred percent be snarky towards Rose. Even after it all. At least for a VERY long while. Because he is selfish regarding Shane's love and experience. He wouldn't want to share, and as much as he'd like to not 'own' Shane by technicality, it's still what he wants ultimately.
Shane would initially be very very somewhat hostile to Svetlana. But, but, the moment he understands she was only ever Ilya's reprieve and safe space before admittedly 'him' and the love was legit genuine but not coveted, he'd also end up being the best of friends with Svetlana in their fierce love for and overprotectiveness of Ilya. And Rose too by extension. Shane would have girl besties and Hayden (and possibly J.J) because believe it or not their personalities complement one another.
But Ilya? He'd stay 'hating' (though not really, more like still staying jealous of) Rose and would take a long time to be warm with her BECAUSE she's the realized fear he could've lost Shane had Shane also been into women. He's Rose and Rozy but most def the opposite of Rose Landry, at least in his mind.
Which I believe is why it's important that Ilya has a new team soon. 😁
Just my thoughts anyway.
one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"
the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.
Apparently NHL potentials are being philosophically tortured by management as part of an extended interview/training/assessment process that all prospects go through
Check, Please community rise, let’s start some fanon beef over how many golf balls Jack can stack, I fully think he gets to 6+ by entering into a flow state
type of text shitty was getting from jack on his second year at samwell
brain food 🥘
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nurseydex as parents yep
Family ice time 🏒
If Ilya does ever figure out that Shane's autistic it'll be through something so stupid. Like he's scrolling through TikTok one night because he can't sleep and he comes across this video that's like 'Dear autism community: rate this spoon'. And there's this whole reveal where they unwrap it from a cloth so he's expecting the fanciest spoon he's ever seen and then they reveal it and he's so disappointed to find it's just... a normal fucking spoon.
He thinks this must be a joke so he goes to the comments, and sure enough it's absolutely full of people who not only seem to think this spoon is worthy of rating in the first place, but who seem to have very strong opinions on what makes it a good or bad spoon. To Ilya a spoon is a spoon is a spoon. It's absolutely baffling to him that people seem to think the handle looks like it's not weighty enough, or that the shape of the bowl is wrong, or that it's too flat or too square. He opens the playlist of cutlery rating videos because surely this can't be the norm, and sure enough every single one has a comment section full of very strong opinions about how good or bad this normal fucking fork or knife is.
And then a memory returns to him, as he looks over at his peacefully sleeping husband, of Shane moving in and having to get rid of all his cutlery to replace it with his.
"Sorry, I know it's stupid, but yours are really bad to hold, baby. It's literally all I can think about every time I eat here."
And Ilya didn't mind at the time. So Shane likes his own cutlery better? That's a small compromise when Ilya doesn't have strong feelings about silverware in the first place. But now things are beginning to click, and he's beginning to draw a line between the opinionated spoon people and the day he had to drive his cutlery to the nearest goodwill.
Ilya spends the rest of the night reading about autism and suddenly there's so much more that's beginning to make sense. He doesn't know how he'll bring it up with Shane – if he'll ever bring it up with Shane – but for how it's good to know.
"Bitty" I know who that is
"Eric Bittle" I know who that is
"Dicky" I know who that is
"Junior" I know who that is
"Eric" literally who the fuck is that
is this too niche
To be clear. Shane's whole thing about Ilya being a Sex God is because of the limerence. Ilya is nineteen and he can get a rhythm going and that's about it. He was throwing shit at the wall when he hit that 'Get on your knees' in Nashville but only he knows that because Shane's brain turned OFF. Ilya said "Let's do a little experiment here" and the results were "Oh my god oh my god oh my god." Shane came hands free because he was that obsessed with the idea of Ilya Rozanov being inside him. Ilya said "Do you like that do you like that" because he's nineteen and he needs the validation and Shane was like "YES YES YES I LIKE IT OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO DEEP YOU'RE SO GOOD" and objectively. It was okay. Ilya fully did not know where to put his hands a couple of times. He forgot about Shane's dick. Luckily, Shane is God's special angel who can come from the idea of Ilya's cockhead being in proximity to his prostate a few times. Mind over matter, says Shane Hollander's dick. And then Ilya said "Oh God Hollander" because it was also, objectively, one of the hottest things that had ever happened to HIM, Ilya Rozanov. Shane sits on that step afterwards plotting about how he's gonna get this over and over and over again for the rest of his life and he has no idea that there are women in Boston who have Ilya listed in their contacts as "Hockey Guy 6/10". Shane Hollander cannot fathom a world in which Ilya Rozanov doesn't lay the maddest pipe this side of Lake Michigan. "Ilya Rozanov is a some kind of nineteen year old sex God" No Shane honey he was just designed in a lab to score goals and make you cum and he's done scoring goals for the night.
