pulling stars out of the sky

all the little things that matter

[purrrcrastination]

being an art major talking to your friends in different majors like

[veryfunnymemes]

[deadbeatmaker]

every true crime video about serial killers is like… “obviously he was an attractive man” (shows a picture of the ugliest person I’ve ever seen in my life)

[fruityogurt]

so many useless bastard moron men talk about how they’re scared of getting screwed over by gold diggers… what they mean is they’re afraid they’ll buy a girl a mcchicken and she decides not to fuck them. this is true facts

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

Dudes with $16 in their bank account be like… what if she’s using me for my money :(

[submitabug]

I mean, she’s not wrong.

[glittergluekintsugi]

This screenshot has a threatening aura

[end-gateway]

did someone break a torch, why did tumblr suddenly get so dark

[end-gateway]

WE NEED TO LIGHT UP TUMBLR OR MOBS ARE GONNA START SPAWNING

[did-you-forget-i-was-here]

[sometimesyouhearthebullet]

[knitmeapony]

Millennials should really rediscover MASH en masse. It’s dead on aesthetic for this generation.

[heredayembracesnight]

Please rediscover M*A*S*H fellow millennials. It’s wonderful.

[berlynn-wohl]

[mazarin221b]

You’ve never experienced sarcasm and rebellion against the System like Hawkeye and Trapper and BJ’s sarcasm and rebellion against the System.

[literally-a-piece-of-trash]

Do yourselves a favour and go watch this show

[thealmightyprincess]

[cassafra5]

@george-nordington

[rosebramblewolf]

this is a show about the korean war that was actually about the vietnam war and the baby boomers fucking loved it, they loved it. why dont they understand us

[hashtagloveloses]

buzzfeed is on its second week of massive layoffs, including the lovely person who ran the BuzzFeed Tumblrs like BF Unsolved and weirdbuzzfeed, and who did the Dress, and a lot of their UK teams and their national news and investigative reporting on the BuzzFeed News side. 

by the way, the current and now former buzzfeed employees just signed a petition asking BF to pay out their paid time off since reporters rarely take it because they’re worked to the bone, and all of them were laid off after having worked there for years.

[pojkflata]

[hareofhrair-in-a-funny-hat]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

[clownclownclown]

It’s like a dishwasher

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i dont understand even a little bit thank you

[confirmedgoblin]

I’m playing Inquisition again

[waterwhip]

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

I really loved this moment.

[jas720]

there are worse places he could have picked to fight a water bender but the list isn’t very long

[i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing-de]

The list:

Underwater

That’s it

[aintnosuchthingastoothick]

I think we as a generation need to stop being impressed by basic shit in relationships.

[onlyblackgirl]

[osointricate]

In high school one of the common fund raisers was carnation flowers for a dollar during prom season and valentines and a couple other times of year. And you could “order” flowers to be delivered to kids during their homeroom times so it was always a big deal to get flowers and it was super fun

But one of these fundraisers I had a guy friend who commented he never got any because he was always single or his girlfriend always expected flowers but never gave him any

So my senior year valentines I decided I was going to buy all the guys in my homeroom (which he was in) a carnation and said they were from “Anonymous Girl in your homeroom”

So the day came and all the guys started getting flowers and they all realized they were from the same one girl and all got super excited and giddy and protective of their flowers and all day long I saw the guys in my homeroom wear flowers behind their ears or stuffed in their notebooks and they flaunted them around to other guys that didn’t get flowers. One guy tried to see if it would make his girlfriend jealous. A couple of them tried to play detective to figure it out who it was.

Then the next day apparently they all (or at least most of them) got together and bought all the girls in homeroom a carnation as a thank you to whoever it was so every girl in my homeroom got a bouquet of one from every guy (so it was a bouquet of about a dozen) and every single girl was smiling and happy and bouncy as the guys were the day before

And no one ever knew it was me but I was always super proud of that

[ruby-white-rabbit]

One simple act can have a ripple effect of kindness that grows as it spreads

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

Ellen Page is right. You know what’s actually brave? Being actually gay and out in Hollywood!

[fifty-shadesofgay]

homegirl had to pretend to be attracted to Michael Cera that’s fucking brave

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

okay here’s my controversial opinion of the day

it’s okay if the things you like aren’t, like, artistic masterpieces.

not everything has to be deep and full of symbolism and a groundbreaking. it’s okay to just like things because they’re fun or goofy or have characters you really like. it’s honest to god okay to say the things you like are bad, especially since all standards of artistic merit are basically made up anyway. 

enjoy the garbage for what it is. 

[rainbowwhimsyart]

The most comforting thing I’ve read all day.

[marshmalllow]

Average height boys r suspicious to me…..always so medium….probably hiding something. and short boys always so angry about being short. and tall boys r too scary and more mass volume to store evil. there is no peace