I don't even know so how should you

ghost | 23 | They/Ze/It/Xir | terminaly socialy awkward

[spiralatria]

honestly this whole revenge quest seems silly now that i've dug these two graves. turns out physical labor is a great way to work through feelings of anger.

[spiralatria]

for sale:

two graves,

never filled by the guy i wanted revenge on, and also me,

[spiralatria]

it's just like they say. the best revenge is regular cardio and proper emotional management skills.

[paranoid-parakeet]

oh this is wonderful, someone already dug two graves for my revenge quest! now i can focus an ever-increasing amount of hatred and rage into self-destructive habits without release of physical labor!

[03josten]

stop fucking using the word psychotic to describe bad behaviour and violence already god fucking damn it

[03josten]

oh my god i'm so tired psychotic does not mean violent it does not mean angry or erratic. it refers to a person suffering from psychosis, a loss of touch with reality that includes hallucinations and/or delusions. psychotic people are not inherently violent and y'all need to understand how much stigma you create when you again and again incorrectly use the word psychotic without even thinking about it

[03josten]

would appreciate if non-psychotic people could reblog this

[cavemanmark]

Markiplier as The Convict/Simon Iron Lung (2026) dir. Markiplier

[misericordiia]

the eyes of someone who just vomited carry a vulnerable acceptance to grief only known in portraits of saints

[nat-20s]

extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine

[nat-20s]

at noon the giant you're hanging out with is Big Bird! a wonderful fellow who likes reading stories and singing and telling fun facts! at midnight there's a giant named Sweetums who makes you feel like you're being hunted for sport

[nat-20s]

Ernie, trying to maybe come out to Kermit: well you know Kermit, me and Bert-

Bert: Bert and I

Ernie: Bert and I, we've been best friends forever, but we're also something else too!

Kermit, who every goddamn night has to tell Beaker and Bunsen to keep it professional, deal with Statler and Waldorf's bullshit, AND update his organizational chart on Dr. Teeth and the Electric Polycule: that's really great to hear fellas, happy for you two! :)

[stellacartography]

Grover, alarmed at having spilled some finger paint on Kermit's flipper: I am so sorry, Kermit. Please forgive me.

Kermit, who deals with a multitude of bodily fluids on his person and all over the theatre every evening, who is unintentionally trampled by large monsters as they exit the stage, and quite intentionally has his little froggy bones launched into a wall most nights by Miss Piggy: It's ok, Grover. I'm a frog. I love baths.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

On Sesame Street: Oh, no, Telly is watching too much television!

The Muppet Show Theater, that night: Gonzo attempts to explain his latest fetish at length.

[aberrantkenosis]

Visit Original Link

in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns 

[abiak-deactivated20130929]

it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect

[insinuationviolation-deactivate]

[wtfdidyoulanadelsay-deactivated]

i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks

[gogogadgetgolem]

If I don’t reblog this, just assume I’m dead.

[dustinvg]

Battle Against a Powerful Clown

[victusinveritas]

A collection of time travel humor text posts, not censored by me.

All of these really made me laugh, and laughter is a very good thing sometimes. All of the time, actually. Unless you're doing something that requires a still hand or silence I guess.

[the-haiku-bot]

A collection of

time travel humor text posts,

not censored by me.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[tigressjasper]

image i am in love with

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

lesbian flag colourpicked from this image

[mdni]

gay flag colorpicked from this image

[keezychid]

trans flag colorpicked from this image

[achilleanauthor]

Nonbinary flag colourpicked ffom this image

[35tr314]

agender flag colorpicked from this image

[u-gotta-go-in-the-hole]

ace and aro flags colorpicked from this image

[starlet-girls]

bi flag colorpicked from this image

[lexa-willowisp]

genderfluid flag colorpicked from this image

[the-motan]

aroace flag colourpicked from this image

[nerdstify]

Welsh flag colourpicked from this image

[aromanticofficial]

official shadow the hedgehog post

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yeah the 2020s have been difficult but at least we have the consolation that a single season of modern tv now takes 5 years to make and lasts about 16 seconds

[allegedly-human]

AND 👆 costs twenty billion dollars per episode

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and costs twenty billion dollars per episode

[winterskyfirefly-deactivated202]

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

[pancakeke]

"there's a guy in the walls" movies exist in a universe that I fucking WISH was real. imagine how easy it would be to install stuff in walls if the space behind a wall was not 3.5 inches/8.9 cm deep and I could get my whole self in there. of course that would mean a guy could get in there too, but what are the odds.

[starving-shartist]

<currently blogging from inside this idiot's walls>

[pancakeke]

PLEASE help me feed these ethernet cables downstairs or I'm gonna kill myself before you get a crack at me

[starving-shartist]

thread it down here champ, we'll get this installed come hell or high water

[pancakeke]

you are the best scary murderer who could have ever crawled into my walls

[gonzos-humansona]

Woman in front of me in line at the caffe nero changed my life yesterday when she ordered a prosciutto sandwich but pronounced "prosciutto" like it rhymed with mosquito. "Pruh-squee-toe."

I heard this person say "uhhhh yeah can I get a prosquito sandwich please?" and I knew I'd never be the same. Prosquito. Prosquito. Its everything to me. I haven't been able to stop saying that lmfao. This is my spinch. This is my bagel and creem cheems. This is my ranibow sprimkle.

friends and family are already tired of me going crazy over prosquito but its so special to me

[officialpenisenvy]

in my high school a few years ahead of me there was a polyamorous girl named luna who was dating a guy and a girl and the girl was named (i swear to god this is her birth name) marea. they were named moon and tide and they were lesbian lovers. i thought it was the most romantic fated thing ever as a tiny baby queer it would make me sigh in adoration. the boyfriend's name was frank

[pukicho]

Is ignorance truly bliss? Because a lot of dumb fucking idiots are racist and angry ALL the time.

[norvicensiandoran]

[mckitterick]

the Ides of March grows near

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[lytefoot]

Tumblr users these days, putting up the Ides of March decorations earlier every year.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

NASA took a pic of the dark side of the moon fyi

[marlynnofmany]

Yeah, isn’t that a cool picture? It’s the one someone showed me to point out what color the moon really is compared to the Earth! They both have the same amount of sunlight on them here.

The moon’s not white! It’s concrete-gray! It only looks so shiny when compared to the void of space!

I love learning things I didn’t expect to learn. Like when I learned that it’s called the “dark side” of the moon because it’s the side we don’t see, not because sunlight never hits it.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

she's mooning us

[dundeey]

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[kuntsuragi]

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

[jacobtheloofah]

for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:

[gasgiant]

it’s been 10 years since WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: C T C AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA t t t g tt t gtc tat’ g t t t gt at t tat a t t gtc: t’ a c C T C

Closest match: Lymnocryptes minimus genome assembly, chromosome: 21 Common name: Jack Snipe

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