Bitch I Don’t Know

Nb? Pan and proud. 17. White. She/they, Phi.

[pixiecaps]

link to vote: https://t.co/XuTnY4fJ9t

for context JK Rowling was being voted a lot so boobers got to work💪

[lilacandladybugs]

We can’t split the vote everyone vote Ranboo

[hermitpermits]

Even if you don’t like MCYT, you have to admit: an 18 yr old who literally broke records raising more than $100,000 for the Trevor Project in honor of his trans cousin who passed winning person of the year would be a VERY funny “fuck you” to JKR.

And if that’s not enough for you, take a scroll through to see all the replies vouching for JKR. Fuck TERFs, and if anything, vote just to spite JKR tbh.

[the-one-true-michael]

[bitt-better]

DONT FORGET

-Hes kid friendly

-He puts closed captions that are ADHD and dyslexia friendly (i have to double check this but i believe i remember seeing them on his videos and noticing them right away)

-He turns off his livestream screen if there are any unforseen issues like flashing images/lights (and i think he puts trigger warnings as well? I cant remeber off the top of my head)

-Hes a good example of internet safety (undisclosed name and face, is cautious about what he says online and how it may be misinterpreted)

-Actively supports other demographics and the issues they need help for (see the Trevor Project above)

And probably a whole lot more. This is just stuff ive learned by watching a couple of his streams and can remember off the top of my head.

As someone who often decides against watching any MCYT streamers, I still cannot find a single reason NOT to put this kid down for person of the year

ALSO: DO NOT VOTE TWICE

[manlet-rights-activist-deactiva]

another one of his charity events was for charity water, an organization that provides clean water to families and communities. in one stream he raised $300k which provided 30 communities with clean water. thats 60k families who’s lives were so improved by him and his community.

also this man came back home from the uk where he was hanging out with his best pals for four months and almost immediately he gave his parents enough money to pay off the mortgage on their house. this mf genuinely cares so much despite acting like a cringe loser idiot man (endearing)

[wompglomp200000-deactivated2026]

I’m not sure if anyone has said this but he raised over 40k for the Astraea Lesbian Foundation for Justice. They focus on raising funds for lesbian, queer women, trans, gnc, and intersex people and people of color in the month of june!!

[transparentgentlemenmarker]

Satisfying ending result?

November 21 2021

[fluoresensitivearchived]

December & January Rent, organized by Mars Scholfield

Hi, so I'm Yah Yah, and as pretty much everyone who follows me on Tumblr knows I'm 10/9 the pe… Mars Scholfield needs your support for Decem

Hi, so I'm Yah Yah, and as pretty much everyone who follows me on Tumblr knows I'm 10/9 the person paying rent. The problem is that I'm disabled (chronic pain, fatigue, and I'm autistic ), so I'm unable to work a traditional job. I pretty much live off donations and goodwill, you know? But I have talked to my parents, and we are going to try to figure out a way for me to pay less come February, which is nice for February but for now, I wanna rustle up some money for December-January!

$0/$2,800

[fluoresensitivearchived]

There's literally nothing wrong with sex work, and there's nothing wrong with people who buy from sex workers like... It's the implication that people (because it's not just cis men, it's not just these sleazy 'undeserving' monsters y'all have invented who patronize sex workers) who 'buy' sex are scum of the work, um. Why are y'all so weird about sex work???

[pantstomatch]

Take all my money

[thelittleblackfox]

… SHIT HE’S RIGHT

[anais-ninja-bitch]

FUCK HE IS RIGHT

[cipheramnesia]

In a very limited sense, this is The Fall.

[magic-and-moonlit-wings]

“You might remember a few months ago, there was some talk about potentially remaking The Princess Bride, and everyone was all up in arms about it. ‘Why would you remake this move? It’s the perfect movie, blah-blah-blah-blah-blah’. I have to go another way. I think The Princess Bride is maybe the most remakeable movie in history. 

Don’t hate me, don’t hate me, remember the TARDIS, let me explain - 

At the end of the day, The Princess Bride is not about Westley; it’s not about Buttercup; it’s not about any of the characters; it’s not even really about True Love. The Princess Bride is a story about storytelling. The main characters of the movie are not Fezzik, not Inigo, but the Grandfather and the Boy. 

My proposal for a ‘kinda sequel but really really remake’ of The Princess Bride: We would start with Fred Savage, the Boy from the first take of the movie, showing up to work. He then runs into his coworker, played by Queen Latifah, and asks, ‘Hey, is your granddaughter still sick?’, and she says, ‘Yeah, I’m actually going home early today, so I can watch her tonight’. 

Savage’s character then smiles, hands her a book, and says, ‘Hey, when you go, read this to her. My grandfather used to read this to me, and I loved it.’ 

And every directorial decision you make for the whole movie process is how that little girl imagines the story as being told by her grandmother. 

[whispers] It would be awesome and you know it.”

[leighlew3]

@papurrcat is an incredibly talented artist and kind person. Hoping you’ll join me in donating and/or help spread the word.

https://twitter.com/potionclass/status/1472252127623876608?s=21

Donate: https://ko-fi.com/papurrcat

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[papurrcat]

@leighlew3 I cannot express how much I appreciate you! Thank you so much!

An update:

Right now, we still have no power, we don’t see anyone trying to fix our power lines. They’re still clearing up the huge trees that fell on the road though. I’m running on mobile data but it’s been on and off for the past few days so we’re hoping it stays like this however slow.

Yesterday we walked around the neighborhood, and most of the house are just destroyed. Totally wrecked and it’s heartbreaking.

As for our house, some of the roof were blow away by the hurricane so the inside of our house got flooded. We’re still trying to clear up all the fallen trees in our yard and the debris around and inside the house. But my family and I and our adopted 6 dogs and 9 cats are all safe and I’m very grateful for that. Our neighbors, who took shelter in our home during the storm are now back in their homes rebuilding and fixing them.

Thank you again everyone for the help and for reaching out! I’m not so good with words but please know I’m eternally grateful!

[universalbeauty]

The Russian Santa Claus in Siberia (The eastern part of Russia situated in Asia). He’s known as Ded Moroz. -Merry Xmas from Universal Beauty 

[ellenkushner]

Winner of the Best-Dressed Santa Award, hands down!

[swoz]

meanwhile this level 100 wizard

[giantspiders]

Not quite. This is Yakutian Chys Khan, Ded Moroz’s northern “brother”. Russian Federation is a melting pot of different cultures, it’s not just slavs, don’t forget that.

This is Ded Moroz (a.k.a. Father Frost)

And here they are together

[typette-deactivated20150825]

wow, don’t forget Snegurochka, his daughter, the snow maiden, who always accompanies him. She has a beautifuk kokoshnik crown that is essentially a big snowflake

or, more contemporarily, a cute toque

don’t leave her out :(

[dr-archeville]

Ooh

[giantspiders]

Since this is back to my dash, I’ll add some more mebers to the Snow Wizard family! Buryatian Sagan Ubugun

Samoyedan Yamal-iri

Evenkia has a female one, Tugeni Enekehn, Mother Winter

Udurmutian Tol Babai

Karelian Pakkaine, the youngest one, he doesn’t even have a beard.

There are more. They annualy host “summits” and visit each-other across Russia.

Merry Christmas!

[systlin]

j

[haxyr3]

Correction: Снегурочка, The Snow maiden is a granddaughter of Дед Мороз.

Reblogging for it illustrates how diverse Russia actually is.

[deceptipup]

[blindbirdnerd]

i was just wondering if this had faded into the background noise of the internet yet, but nope, still very much here

[sasukeologist]

[bibiana112]

I love when Tumblr has random funny bullshit videos without any description like this and I just have to trust either that my mutuals wouldn't put unfunny things on my dash or that I've made good decisions on who to follow

[lonleyinmyspacevoid]

@liquid-geodes

[liquid-geodes]

...I am once again asking for a transcript-

[fogwhisker]

LOOK AT THIS PUPPY

Now that I've got your attention, hi! I'm Tea, and my girlfriend and I need help. We are a genderweird bi couple dealing with mental and physical disabilites that prevent us from living comfortably as they go unregulated. We're working on getting our support system together, but it's taking a long time and quite the toll on the both of us.

In order to make a little extra money til my girlfriend is able to start a second job, we both have commissions open.

My girlfriend does drawing commissions.

And I do writing commissions!

My girlfriend has writing commissions opening up soon and both of us have tarot services pending as well!

If you don't feel like commissioning either of us but you still want to help out, donation links are below. If you can't commission/donate, then please reblog (don't just like the post, please, haven't we all discussed this already).

p*yp*l.me/fearthrill + p*yp*l.me/itvoi

v*nm*.com/u/itvoi

ko-fi.com/fearthrill

c*sh*pps: $ominousfolk $itvoi

[starrforge]

Small baby big poopies

[ot3]

it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article

[ot3]

still just as good as i remember it

[34ther]

Sleep paralysis is weird… you’re awake but your body literally can’t fucking do anything, your brain is going “back to sleeeeeep” but your survival instincts are saying “DON’T GO BACK TO SLEEP OR YOU’LL FUCKING DIE” you end up being this creature that’s half way to an anxiety attack but literally can’t do anything about it… mother nature why did you design this shitty animal

[hamenthotep]

And then your brain projects a demon into your room because why not?

[34ther]

Brain: this situation isn’t hellish enough I’m gonna add some uuuuuhhhhhhhhhh…satan

[hamenthotep]

The first time it happened to me I had a witch, complete with pointy hat, green skin and a wart on her nose, floating on a swirling black cloud above my bed.

I was about 12 at the time.

[shado48]

man i feel sorry for you guys. The first and only experience i’ve had with sleep paralysis was literally just a bunch of fucking ants crawling all over my body, but like it was a poorly looped gif of ants and as soon as I realized when the ants reset to their original position, they started floating off my body in chunks and clipping through my bed. Hands down one of the top 5 funniest things to happen to me.

[34ther]

It seems you were suffering from sleep bethesda

[umami-ty]

thinking wistfully once again about the au where fox accidentally kills palpatine, and then the whole coruscant guard loyally weekend-at-bernies the chancellor of the republic around for three days, trying to find a way to fake palpatine’s public death in a way that won’t lead back to their commander before he can break out of the holding cell thorn has him in and actually turn himself in for murder to someone who cares.

[umami-ty]

historians argue for centuries about the complicated legacy of chancellor palpatine, the longest-sitting leader of the republic, who was found posthumously to have been heavily involved with both sides in the very war that he used to justify expanding the powers of the executive position to an extent never seen before or since; but who used those powers in the last three days of his life to pass a fleet of previously stalled progressive bills credited with ushering a new era of peace and prosperity– criminalizing graft and corruption in the senate, granting all clone troopers citizenship and backpay, strengthening loophole-filled anti-slavery laws, re-opening peaceful negotiations with individual separatist worlds, and requisitioning a new space-pinball machine for the neglected coruscant guard rec room.

theories abound as to what brought on this dramatic change of heart mere days before his unexpected demise, tripping on a loose cable on his way to an outdoor press conference and– despite the best efforts of his attending guards– falling right over the platform railing into a vat of acid being transported by sanitation services. only the deeply hooded black cloak he had taken to wearing in those final days was recovered, in poor condition. it is preserved in the jedi archives to this day as a poignant reminder that anyone, however flawed, can make the choice to do good.

[hayatims-deactivated20240111]

so, with the miss universe contestants having arrived in occupied palestine, they are being taught how to make traditional palestinians foods, dressed in traditional palestinian thobes, and taught traditional palestinian dances

as this celebration of appropriated culture was taking place in the west bank, this was gaza:

over two million people are trapped under a constant air, sea, and land blockade, inside one of the world’s largest cages

while miss universe contestants celebrate stolen culture, the genocide is ongoing. while they danced and sang and feasted and posted under the tourist hashtag of #visit_israel, the israeli government held a ribbon cutting ceremony for the continued oppression and ethnic cleansing of the very people who’s culture is advertised and consumed as a tourist attraction

[plaguedocboi]

Do ppl realize that Ebinizer Scrooge isn’t bad because he dislikes Christmas, he’s bad because he’s greedy and selfish and pays his employees poverty wages and has no concern whether other people live or die

[daphneblakess]

okay but how fucking funny would it be if immediately after buzzfeed unsolved ends, they announce a new show on watcher with the exact same premise and execution

[daphneblakess]

GUESS WHO GETS TO BE APOLLO'S CHOSEN PROPHET OF THE WEEK BABES