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Reblog if you enjoy fucked up stuff in fiction just because and are not willing to say sorry to anyone for it
Raise your hand, you lovely pervs.
Actual good first-time college student advice:
Wear jeans/pants that “breathe” and bring a sweater, even if it’s scorching hot out, until you know which building blasts the AC to 60 degrees F and which feels like a sauna
Backpacks with thick straps are your friend! Messenger bags are cool and all but if you’re commuting with a lot of stuff, symmetrically styled backpacks are better for your back
You are your own person and you can walk out whenever you need to or want to, so long as you’re not disrupting the class. Meaning you can go to the bathroom without permission, take a breather if you’re anxious, answer an important phone call, etc.
If you don’t like the class on the first day, if you can- DROP THAT CLASS AND TAKE ANOTHER ONE! It’ll only get worse from there!
If you can, take a class outside your major; it’s a good break from your expected studies.
You are in charge of your schedule. Your adviser and guidance counselor is there to ‘advise and guide’ but if you don’t like certain classes and you can substitute for others, that’s your choice.
Consequently, if you are changing anything drastic in your plan, talk with your adviser and instructors.
Pay attention to your credit hours and grades. Never leave this to the last week of school, you will be sorry and stressed beyond belief!
Unless it’s a lab book or otherwise specified, go to the class for a week or so before buying an expensive textbook. Some classes, while having it on their required list, do not actually use the textbook a whole lot and you might find some of it scanned online. Rent if you can or buy used online (schools actually don’t give discounts). Use your best judgement on what you think you need.
Tell the people who go up to you selling or advertising things you are not interested in that you are in a rush to class and don’t have time to listen to them. It’s less rude and they’ll leave you alone.
The smaller the class, the better it is to have some sort of acquaintanceship with a couple classmates. They might save your ass if you are absent one day or need to study. And talking with them makes the time go by faster without it being so insufferable.
You don’t need to join a club or sport, but internships are cool and useful!
If you can afford it, take a day off once or twice each semester if you’re too exhausted. Just be aware of what you missed and if it was worth missing!
Your health is the most important, this goes for mental health too!! Note: College-age/upper teens is when mental disorders like depression and anxiety are most commonly diagnosed. Most schools have therapy services, especially during exam time. Look into it if you need to!
Communicate with your professor if you are having trouble with something. Anything.
Eat and stay hydrated. Bring a water bottle and snack to class.
All-nighters will happen but never go over 36 hours without sleep.
It’s going to be hard and there will be times you might think about giving up. This WILL happen. You just have to make sure what you’re doing isn’t making you absolutely miserable and/or there is something rewarding and positive to look forward to at the end!
I did none of this and it bit me in the ass every time so this is EXCELLENT ADVICE.
ADDITIONAL ADVICE
Don’t let a mental health day turn into a mental health week because you will be so screwed.
Pay attention to the syllabus and do not lose it. A lot of professors put all of the assignment due dates in there and ONLY in there.
If your school has blackboard or moodle etc. CHECK IT. a lot of professors will only post certain info there and not talk about it in class
Check your student email account weekly. A lot of it will be unimportant junk but sometimes it’s the only way professors will communicate.
Go meet your professors during their office hours. When – not if – you need an extra day on a paper, or some other kind of special consideration, your professors are more likely to help you out when you’ve already made the effort to introduce yourself outside of your regular class hours.
go find what a fic of ur life would be tagged as on ao3
i h a v e m a d e a m i s t a k e
strictly platonic therapy rimming
erotic presidential angst
safety-conscious medicinal handholding
warning: seaside angst
unsafe medieval bondage
magical dream handholding
emotional circus hate sex
drug-fueled bee-filled comeplay
implied underwater fluff
ahem.
I have maybe written that.
seriously intense aerial hate sex
soulful supermarket smut
i’ll take it.
now with more horticultural cockwarming
Look, I’m fucking pumped for Swamp Thing and you aren’t going to kink-shame me outta that, generatorland.
dangerous digital striptease
emotional presidential emotions
AKA me in 2016
now with more shark-filled cockwarming
So if you lived in a society where you had to secure your communication in order to be yourself around others, here are the apps that could help you do that.
Signal let’s you securely text and make phone calls.
Onion Browser allows you to surf the web without leaving a trail.
Duck Duck Go isn’t super secure but it won’t record your searches like Google.
ProtonMail is a email client that lets you email other secure email accounts.
Periscope allows you to stream live video.
Semaphor is there so you can securely make group chat rooms.
American privacy laws allow you to use these all. So that’s pretty cool.
Because we’re currently living in the prologue of a cyberpunk dystopian novel, imma reblog this.
Reminder though that if you use a third party keyboard such as Gboard most of this will not work cause nothing you type is secure
Calling devices “wireless” is the same as when people were calling the first motorised vehicle a “horseless carriage”.
I’m going to sound really Old for a moment here, but…
…. wired mice, keyboards, headsets, printers, and the like have only become widespread in the last several years. Hell, laptops weren’t the go-to for personal use until the last decade, so the computer itself was plugged into everything.
On the telecom side of things, there are still plenty of folks with land lines, and I’ve yet to see an office without corded desk pones (some have a blend of those, wireless headseats (in my office, we have both wired and wireless in use), and cordless phones.
Wi-Fi broadband routers, those ubiquitous saturation nodes of all the sweet, sweet bandwidth? Have only been widely available for twenty years.
Cell phones have only been around for thirty years. 3G didn’t roll out until 2001.
We’re not so far removed from wired everything.
Gen X remembers when the internet screamed when you connected to it.
Gen X remembers when the internet screamed when you connected to it.
My fucking hero forever.
We miss you, Space Mom
God, you listening?
Strong is fighting. It’s hard, and it’s painful, and it’s everyday, but it’s what we have to do.
{insp}
vasilisa the beautiful, illustrations by ivan bilibin
I had this book and I LOVED this book.
…When so many other arms Have been cages.
— (x)
I saw the trailer, and I could not help it. Bucky Barnes <3
who would have thought that the solution to homelessness is providing people with housing? 🧐
The solution isn’t 100 % perfect, there’s a lot of people who aren’t technically homeless because they live with other people for free etc. but yeah this does majorly help reduce risks for vulnerable people.
Here’s the big thing about it that might scandalize Americans even more so than the idea of free housing: you don’t have to do anything to “deserve it.” Most countries use what’s called “the staircase model” – you start by being in shelter, then maybe a halfway house, then permanent housing. You can “move up” by going through rehab or getting a job or accessing other services. The idea is that housing is something you get as a reward for good behavior, not something you get by right.
But with the housing first model, you get the house first, and then deal with everything else. It’s a lot easier to stop using drugs and alcohol when you have other ways to pass the time and aren’t under constant stress. It’s a lot easier to get a job when you have an address to put on your applications. It’s a lot easier to treat mental illness when you’re in a safe place that doesn’t add to your fear and pain. But if your mentality is that housing is something only the morally pure and socially acceptable deserve, and the only way to get it is for people to jump through hoops to prove their goodness, then of course you’re going to hate this model.
Oof, this. I think the idea that assistance and safety should be rewards for suffering “enough” is morally reprehensible.
fucking prosperity “gospel” cultists and JOHN CALVIN
You killed me… The Penguin killed me… Batman killed me… that’s… three lives down. You got enough in there to finish me off? Batman Returns (1992) Dir. Tim Burton
♪ The night we met There was magic abroad In the air There were angels Dining at the Ritz And a nightingale sang In Berkeley Square ♪
why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job
Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?
“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.”
I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…
I mean.
“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”
“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.”
This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. So the next time you see artwork like this:
Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”
Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*
This post is a blessing
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Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites
you could say…phishing scam…