[adimals-deactivated20201112]

i keep adding “squirtle” to the phrase “i’m dying” whenever i say it

“i’m dying, squirtle”

i don’t know why????????? is it a reference i’ve forgotten or am i just fu ckin tatched in the head who knows

[verysmallhellhound]

[mxnrique]

for those who don’t understand how bad the record breaking heat was yesterday in LA ☀️🔥

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

anyway hmu if u workin with this

[just-shower-thoughts]

It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

[water-based-introspection]

If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water

(This also partially applies to whales)

[actuallyjuststealingmemes]

They were what now?

[oppa-homeless-style]

[island-delver-go]

[thedevilsofficialblog]

Mother Nature, come out here I just want to talk

[unpretty]

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

[guyalice]

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

[froginakettle]

[hotcocoachia]

I fucking love him

[jaynavajasso]

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

[iamtypinglike98madmen-deactivat]

He also jabs racists in the eye!

[tumblunni]

I love the justice grandpa of fists

[cursedcharley]

I’m very lucky to own a book that’s a collection of most of these comics (sadly not all of them) and would highly recommend hunting these down if you can. Sorry for the lack of a scanner but phone photos will just have to do.

He was a enjoyable cuss who didn’t care for war mongering.

Especially profitable war mongering and excuses for it!

He certainly didn’t like selfish husbands and fathers!

Politicians who turned on their words once they got theirs weren’t safe.

He said fuck the police!

He absolutely didn’t like people ruining little things for kids.

He stood up for foreigners. Especially those doing their best to communicate with limited second language knowledge.

He was not having any tomfoolery when it came to gun safety and laws. Especially with youth involved.

You had better not abuse a animal with him nearby. He’d right that wrong real quick!

And best of all him and his wife were both prickly cusses together. Relationship goals.

[biglawbear]

I have a new role model

[briarchubnj]

😍

[runcibility]

“justice grandpa of fists”

[arquus-malvaceae-deactivated202]

It’s nice to see a fat dude in a political cartoon that’s NOT being used as shorthand for greed and corruption.

[charismat1c-megafauna]

Hes like the personification of motherfucker unlimited

[bogleech]

Reblogging this newer version of this thread with so many more strips I haven’t seen…why did this character ever disappear. Where did you go, Everett.

[tramampoline]

we need him more than ever…

[emperorclaudiusofficial]

sorry to make a long post longer but I feel like we could all really use some Everett True Beating Up Anti-Maskers content: 

[dduane]

He’s a hero, our Everett.

[demonius-darkblade]

I’m cyberbullying nintendeals on Twitter for helping cops

[demonius-darkblade]

Not gonna lie, I’m on a roll today

[hexquestt]

Seeing OPs name and twitter is 2 punches in the face

[aberrantemotion]

being able to teleport must suck ass when you have adhd

[aberrantemotion]

“why the FUCK am I in nevada”

[weltonboys]

must i proofread my writing? is it not enough to unleash it on the public, sexy and unedited?

[stupidpop]

HAPPY 12TH BIRTHDAY WORLD IS MINE

[ghirahime]

i cant believe music was only invented 12 years ago

[medievalthymes]

my love language is the same as a crow. if you’re nice to me i’ll bring you useless little trinkets from my travels that made me think of you

[medievalthymes]

if you’re an internet friend it comes in the form of memes at 2am

[avvocarlo]

[rooks]

The best moments of this show are where Eric has realized they’ve gone too far

[roaringstream]

They deadass got a live bear….

[unpretty]

extremely funny that for a while there the ultimate symbol of my generation's decadence was having a single slice of bread with one vegetable on it for lunch

[unpretty]

listen: technically avocados are a fruit but emotionally they are a vegetable and my feelings do not care about your facts

[skyrlm]

that bald kid from avatar

[antivancrowsmoved]

bong?

[skyrlm]

water

[gayvian]

no he was an air blender

[fourdrunksluts-deactivated20220]

if you’re embarrassed by the person you were 5 years ago, good. bc it means you’ve grown. you’ve educated yourself and expanded your horizons. given half the chance, I’d deck 2011 me right in the face . 

[shittyidea]

An app like Tinder for people that want to meet up and fight

[mysharona1987]

[quietvoiced]

[swagneato]

my least favorite vowel is o

[sexandshitposts-deactivated2019]

mine is u

[swagneato]