AAAAAAAAAAAA

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa jeez

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[historyisntboring]

2,500-year-old Siberian 'ice mummy' had intricate tattoos

The woman, aged about 50, was buried in a Siberian ice cave and discovered millennia later.

She was a 50 y.o. Siberian woman from 2500 years ago, living a nomadic lifestyle, and look at her tattoos...

Look...

I'm going to cry

[xekstrin]

Prev mentioned “did you see the chicken tattoo though” and i wanna make sure everyone else sees it too

[godlessondheimite]

A YA romantasy writer filed suit against another writer for copyright infringement, and as is always the case with these things, she padded her claims with delusionally spurious examples. The judge issued a 160-page ruling against the plaintiff where you can tell from the start how resentful they (or whatever clerk actually did the work) are to have been forced by duty to have read the works in question.

[polturn]

Halloween costume post

[orpheusilver]

god. shinzo abe got his shit wrecked by a goddamn doohickey but the lethal gunshot wound capital of the world cant aim for shit. what the fuck is the second amendment even for

[blackqueerblog]

[avellach-the-realmwalker]

Chik-fil-le sandwich

INGREDIENTS:

4 hamburger buns, split

1 head green leaf lettuce, leaves separated

1 beefsteak tomato, sliced

20 dill pickle slices

FOR THE CHICKEN

2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts

1 cup dill pickle juice

1 ½ cups milk, divided

1 cup peanut oil

1 large egg

½ cup all-purpose flour

1 tablespoon confectioners’ sugar

Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste

DIRECTIONS:

Place a chicken breast on a cutting board. With your hand flat on top of it, carefully slice the chicken in half horizontally. Trim excess fat as needed.

In a large shallow baking dish, combine chicken, pickle juice and ½ cup milk; marinate for at least 30 minutes. Drain well.

Heat peanut oil in a large skillet over medium high heat.

In another large shallow baking dish, whisk together remaining 1 cup milk and egg. Stir in chicken to coat and drain excess milk mixture.

In a gallon size Ziploc bag or large bowl, combine chicken, flour and confectioners’ sugar; season with salt and pepper, to taste.

Working in batches, add chicken to the skillet and cook until evenly golden and crispy, about 4-5 minutes. Transfer to a paper towel-lined plate.

Serve chicken immediately on burger buns with green leaf lettuce, tomato and pickles.

[stardust-lightning]

Also if y’all are interested, I have the copycat recipes for the Frosted Lemonade and the Chicken Nuggets

https://www.tablespoon.com/recipes/copycat-chick-fil-a-nuggets/2b483ee0-a13e-4a3f-bf0b-9b26099c6e24

https://cincyshopper.com/copycat-chick-fil-a-frosted-lemonade/

[holly-ilex-artworks]

Cardassian seduction techniques 🦎

[chilewithcarnage]

I'm entomologically evil. Im bad and I'ms bugs.

[everydaylouie]

St. Jerome

[simkaye]

Sharp tongue

[calebwittebane]

I think I'm addicted to puffy fat nipples. What should I do?

why not join the fighter's guild? i hear they're recruiting again. not a bad way to make some money, if you've got the stones for it.

[ltdatas-cat]

Scarry Night by peepopress

Wanna know how how I got these scars?

My wife made a silly RP improv card game and you should play it. Its free on Itch.io

Print that shit out and give it a try next time youre bored (plus she wants feedback/ deserves the validation) Description belooww:

Oh damn, youre dead! Or more specifically, you're ghosts! Discussing one of the few topics left to you, the scars you collected in life that followed you in death, you and a friend(s) set the scene (ancient Rome, future Seattle, mars colony, Wisconsin etc.) and establish your relationship (besties, bitter rivals, estranged lovers, just some guys etc.)

Pretty much after youve figured out just a bit about where and who you are, you draw a card with prompts to help you tell a story to your ghostly companion. Each card has 3 prompts, of which you can use all or none to inspire your tale. Take turns drawing cards and telling stories as long as you'd like.

Use your imagination, make shit up, channel your inner story teller, or inner wizard, vampire, dog walker, pirate, astronaut, bartender etc etc

[fipindustries]

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

[unorthodoxchronicles]

[steviecrowdude]

love is in the air? wrong. evil skull

[robinwasnttaken]

drew columbo as a christmas present :)

[residentevildash-moved]