I'm Tired

He/She/They/Any | Idiot Bisexual | Horrid Little Gremlin

[thefreakmeister]

captain kirk: no no no mr spock, you don’t understand! the warp core malfunctioned so it’s crucial to the mission that you put your fingers in my mouth bones shut up bones bones stop laughing im being serious

[greengoddesssmoothie]

“average Starfleet commander mutinies 1.374 times in their career" factoid actualy just statistical error. average Starfleet commander commits 0 mutinies per year. Mutinies Spock, who has his captain wrapped around his finger & commits over 100 mutinies each year, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[perpetuallytiredgremlin]

Apparently my dad ships McSpirk??!!! Which, don't get me wrong, is great, but I just wasn't expecting it. My dad normally hates shipping but I guess the gayness was too powerful to ignore. Like, one of those ships would already be surprising, but both?

I found this out cuz i asked him why McCoy was always inventing space microagressions against spock and he said, "Because he's in love with spock." I laughed, because I though he was joking, but then he went, "seriously, think about. He wants to throw people off the trail." And he kept going. Like he was fully serious.

Then I said, " I think most people go for spirk. You know, spock and kirk." And he was like, "oh, yeah!" And then he just left to go to the bathroom?!?! What on earth. I promise you, I know my dad and he was completely serious. He can keep a joke going for a while, but once you laugh a couple times or tell him to knock it off, he stops. And he always keeps a straight face the whole time, but he was genuinely smiling and thinking about what I said.

[captain-ed-tucker]

Uhmh....is your dad bi by any chance JEBCHXHSH!?

[perpetuallytiredgremlin]

Honestly, I think my dad's gay, ace or both. He has never shown romantic/sexual interest in women and any interaction with my mom is friendly at most and uncomfortable at worst.

[captain-ed-tucker]

Time to get your dad a grumpy southerner whos a doctor, a Vulcan and a overworked captain of a starship wjdhfhdbdnxh

[perpetuallytiredgremlin]

I think he'd like that. Should I set him loose on AO3?

[perpetuallytiredgremlin]

Apparently my dad ships McSpirk??!!! Which, don't get me wrong, is great, but I just wasn't expecting it. My dad normally hates shipping but I guess the gayness was too powerful to ignore. Like, one of those ships would already be surprising, but both?

I found this out cuz i asked him why McCoy was always inventing space microagressions against spock and he said, "Because he's in love with spock." I laughed, because I though he was joking, but then he went, "seriously, think about. He wants to throw people off the trail." And he kept going. Like he was fully serious.

Then I said, " I think most people go for spirk. You know, spock and kirk." And he was like, "oh, yeah!" And then he just left to go to the bathroom?!?! What on earth. I promise you, I know my dad and he was completely serious. He can keep a joke going for a while, but once you laugh a couple times or tell him to knock it off, he stops. And he always keeps a straight face the whole time, but he was genuinely smiling and thinking about what I said.

[captain-ed-tucker]

Uhmh....is your dad bi by any chance JEBCHXHSH!?

[perpetuallytiredgremlin]

Honestly, I think my dad's gay, ace or both. He has never shown romantic/sexual interest in women and any interaction with my mom is friendly at most and uncomfortable at worst.

[captain-ed-tucker]

Time to get your dad a grumpy southerner whos a doctor, a Vulcan and a overworked captain of a starship wjdhfhdbdnxh

[perpetuallytiredgremlin]

Apparently my dad ships McSpirk??!!! Which, don't get me wrong, is great, but I just wasn't expecting it. My dad normally hates shipping but I guess the gayness was too powerful to ignore. Like, one of those ships would already be surprising, but both?

I found this out cuz i asked him why McCoy was always inventing space microagressions against spock and he said, "Because he's in love with spock." I laughed, because I though he was joking, but then he went, "seriously, think about. He wants to throw people off the trail." And he kept going. Like he was fully serious.

Then I said, " I think most people go for spirk. You know, spock and kirk." And he was like, "oh, yeah!" And then he just left to go to the bathroom?!?! What on earth. I promise you, I know my dad and he was completely serious. He can keep a joke going for a while, but once you laugh a couple times or tell him to knock it off, he stops. And he always keeps a straight face the whole time, but he was genuinely smiling and thinking about what I said.

[captain-ed-tucker]

Uhmh....is your dad bi by any chance JEBCHXHSH!?

[perpetuallytiredgremlin]

Honestly, I think my dad's gay, ace or both. He has never shown romantic/sexual interest in women and any interaction with my mom is friendly at most and uncomfortable at worst.

[perpetuallytiredgremlin]

Apparently my dad ships McSpirk??!!! Which, don't get me wrong, is great, but I just wasn't expecting it. My dad normally hates shipping but I guess the gayness was too powerful to ignore. Like, one of those ships would already be surprising, but both?

I found this out cuz i asked him why McCoy was always inventing space microagressions against spock and he said, "Because he's in love with spock." I laughed, because I though he was joking, but then he went, "seriously, think about. He wants to throw people off the trail." And he kept going. Like he was fully serious.

Then I said, " I think most people go for spirk. You know, spock and kirk." And he was like, "oh, yeah!" And then he just left to go to the bathroom?!?! What on earth. I promise you, I know my dad and he was completely serious. He can keep a joke going for a while, but once you laugh a couple times or tell him to knock it off, he stops. And he always keeps a straight face the whole time, but he was genuinely smiling and thinking about what I said.

[jumbledbee]

I didn’t save this before I posted, so now it has the ugly ass watermark 😭😭😭

but like, Amok Time in a nutshell

[ccxssi]

T’Pau knows what’s up…

[trekkies-in-love]

McCock 😎

[kaffkanya]

[the-uss-premise]

Console buttons from Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-69)

[ranedrop]

“I believe I am in love with Edith Keeler.”

“Jim, Edith Keeler must die.”

[nb-n0v4]

I know I'm like 80 years late to the meme but I finally remembered I wanted to draw this kjsdf

[perpetuallytiredgremlin]

My girlfriend and I were on a date at the aquarium and they had this little cutie. Don't ask why they keep the ambassador animals at the aquarium because I really don't know.

[perpetuallytiredgremlin]

My local aquarium had an auction to raise money and one of the things was a uniform signed by william shatner. As much as I dislike the guy, it was pretty cool to see.

[chazchaschad]

Star date 55000.7- The enterprise is currently suffering a blackout at the hands of an electricity-eating creature. Unfortunately, it has been difficult to tell my first officer and the creature apart.

[beasblues]

saw a tweet on them playing dnd and had to doodle something for it...

I think after this experience either Kirk or Scotty would take over dming lol.

Last doodle is from weeks ago but I figured I could drop it here as well, though I didn't know how to draw the characters too well yet