Ty! I’m still in my fog but I’m trying! Hope you like this!
Poly Bros x Fairy! Reader
cw. Gender neutral reader, none, possibly ooc (i’m rusty :()
⟡ Never really encountered a fairy before, the two angels will be mildly intrigued about you
— “So like, where did you come from? I didn’t think fairies were even real lowkey.” “Facts I thought they were just a myth or something—looks like we’ve been lied to fr.”
⟡ They think you’re sososo cute, especially if you’re smaller than them, like fit in the palm of their hand small. Might tease you about it actually
⟡ But oddly a little protective of you if you are
⟡ Even if you’re human sized they still LOOOOVE your wings. Like kind of obsessed with them
⟡ They think it’s so cunty and will ask about how yours work and everything since they aren’t like feathers like theirs
⟡ Since I headcanon Polyurethane to like creepy-cute things, I feel like this would extend to insects as well—mostly dragonflies and colorful beetles
⟡ Your wings remind you of them and he just can’t stop staring at them, mesmerized to the point where Polyester has to pull him out of it
- “Bro stop staring at their wings like that you’re on god creeping me tf out, isn’t that like, insensitive or whatever?”
⟡ If you have/do magic, they 100% wanna see it.
⟡ Even more so if it’ll help them get off work earlier LMAOO
⟡ Probably want their clothes/gadgets enchanted if you let them
⟡ They find your mischievousness cute and fully egg it on, mostly steering you in the direction of fucking with their cousins bc they’re little shitheads
⟡ Always down to kiki with you after work and cause a little trouble
⟡ And when you flirt with them through musical number, just make sure it’s something akin to Sabrina or Charli or else you will get bullied for being a theater kid
⟡ Musicals and such are not their jam per say, or at least I don’t see them as theater kids, so they might think it would be a little cringe if you do it randomly :( sorry
⟡ They’re kinda mean about it in the bitchy catty way :( please put them in their place
⟡ Shed some tears and they might look at each other like ‘oh fuck what do we do’
⟡ But I guess to their credit (as if they need any) they’ll never fully stop you or anything, they’ll just pout and sit there (babies)
⟡ They just don’t get fairy culture smh
⟡ If you don’t care about what anyone else thinks and sing Wicked songs from the top of your lungs then they’ll just have to deal with it
⟡ And maybe teach them on some fairy customs
⟡ Dating them would make them a little less harsh on it, especially if it’s something you really enjoy
⟡ But they’re still gonna complain lmao they’re spoiled brats like that
⟡ They’ll just have less bite to their complaints
⟡ Though they can’t say that you can’t sing, because you definitely can
⟡ And it bruises their ego to know that you’re better than them combined. Will not be inviting you to karaoke anytime soon lmaooo
⟡ Will probably want to dress you up in Winx like clothes or any famous fictional fairies, it’ll be their dream come true to see it in real life
— “Ohmygod Ohmygod you totes look like Flora rn! Aaaah! I’m like, geekin’ so hard rn!” “Make sure to wear the Aisha one next! You’re gonna be our dress up doll for like, ever!”
⟡ If your dating them, during one of their bad days, they might shyly ask you to sing to them to get their spirits up
⟡ Or if they’re trying to go to sleep, cuddling with you and making sure their arms don’t crush your wings
⟡ They love to hear you sing or hum, it calms them down a lot, bringing them back down to center again
— “Can you hum that one song again babe? We disappointed dad again…” “I just wanna hear your voice right now and totally not think about anything for a year.”
⟡ To them, you’re their cute little fairy (even if you aren’t little) and genuinely adore being around you
⟡ You can keep up with them and give them the support when they need it.
⟡ And trust me, they don’t have a lot. So you being there, quirks and all really makes you something special to them
⟡ You’re fun, sweet and bring something exciting to their stuffy lives! Who wouldn’t love you?
⟡ Maybe they’ll even ask advice on how to sing better
⟡ If their egos allow it lmaoo
⟡ But that’s for another day ;)