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we're not kids anymore.
Cosimo Galluzzi
Stranger Things
Cosmic Funnies
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Love Begins
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
noise dept.
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@peymakalir
@thatrandomlittlegirl tagged me, sorry it took me so long! I love you <3 RULE: Name your top ten favorite characters from different fandoms. Then tag ten people.
Rosa Diaz- Brooklyn 99
Susanne - Discworld Novels
Penelope - One day at a time
R - Warm bodies
Jack Jack - The Incredibles
John McClane - Die Hard
Katara - Avatar
Katherine Johnson - Hidden Figures
Newt Scamander - Fantastic Beasts
Private - The Penguins from Madagascar
I tag @notinvidia @annoyed-basically @frenchibi
Music is just wiggling air
don’t do this. don’t do this to me today.
and color is just wiggling light. thanks for coming to my ted talk
Artists and musicians are just magicians of the wiggle
an artist’s best quality: their wiggles
An update
Okay so. I felt like it was time to talk a little? Maybe? If y'all wanna know how I’m doing, keep reading.
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Love you 💜
Hab gestern meine Uhr umgestellt. Sie steht jetzt in der Küche.
Fun Fact Time:
Oscar Wilde had a lesbian niece
Yea
YEA
Her name was Dolly Wilde. She was the daughter of Oscar Wilde’s older brother, and was born about 3 months after he died. She worked as an ambulance driver during WW1 and spent most of her free time banging rich ladies. And guys. GUYS.
SHE
LOOKS
JUST LIKE
HER UNCLE
They both have That Face.
I’m so, so happy I know this now.
I would like everyone to know that she went around telling everyone that she was her uncle reincarnated. OK have a good day.
A M A Z I N G
Oh my God, Oscar Wilde and family had Resting Bitch Face.
:D
Resting Wilde Face
That “I’m a gay, Irish socialist in the Victorian era” face.
“Fuck everything about this world”
I had a guy come in and order two sandwiches today and he told me the second was for his boyfriend because he was surprising him with lunch at work and. My skin? Cleared. My crops? Watered. I love homosexuality
I know I said love was fake earlier but hearing the excitement in this boys voice when he was telling me about his boyfriend melted my cold dead heart. I’m a believer again
He was so excited to get his boyfriend a sandwich guys. He knew his boyfriends favorite order by heart and was so proud of it. There’s quite literally nothing on this earth better than that gay love
me: well things are bad. what should we do
brain: the death
me: we've been over this. we can't just die every time something goes remotely wrong
brain, louder, and more insistently: The Death
Being gay is natural? Okay.
You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn’t just about religion or morals, it’s just simple common sense. Being gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn’t even be born without a REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone marrow “thing” to have children. That’s a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions. If it’s not a real penis or vagina, then it’s fucking false and you’re just opinionated by dumb facts. I’m done here. Read over what I said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you achieve some common sense one day. Bye
Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend
I just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn’t we revolt against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to form its own government or does the government that segregated us still rule? If so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing, won’t their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn’t it a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island? Wouldn’t that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea, floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, floating nowhere? Or are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don’t fit on any one island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a large group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen, return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so, wouldn’t they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack heterosexual island together, wiping out its people’s, stealing its children and taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please write back soon!
Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: I too have these questions
Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn
Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I’m coming with you
*random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon*
I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in floating cities and master the wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out beneath us.
(And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on Straight Island)
OP’s nasty-ass post got turned into a goddamn sci-fi dystopian adventure and I’m so here for it.
oh my god Bisexual Buccaneers from Both-Ways Bay is both a porn tile and my new life goals
i’m an asexual homoromantic does this make me our young heroine torn between worlds
You spend part of your time on lesbian island, learning the stories, and traditions, and part of your time in the vast floating asexual cities, training with your eagle so that you can one day become one of the chosen few: the messengers, who carry letters and passengers between islands, jumping the heterosexual blockades. When you enter this select group, you’re assigned the job of collecting reports from spies pretending to heterosexual on straight island, flying in at the dead of night, risking discovery to collect vital intelligence. You fall in love with a pansexual girl who’s chosen to hide her orientation so she can aid the Resistance. At the climax of the novel, you swoop down from above on your giant eagle to rescue your lady love from a frenzied mob. As straight island burns in the background, you share a chaste kiss and cuddle while discussing the possibility of a mountain-top pansexual outpost.
IT CAME BACK AROUND AND IT GOT BETTER!
Still the best
Man Builds Custom-Made Monopoly Board to Propose to His Girlfriend
That man has a lot of guts, assuming anyone will still love him halfway through a game of Monopoly.
What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?
Broom-mates!
lesbians
Das Fühl wenn du ein Literaturbuch für die Schule kaufen musst
I’m on mobile and it took a while for the pic to load and it just fucking turned yellow and I laughed so hard I woke up the cat and he looks very concerned.
I love this
http://www.hijabhouse.com.au/
here’s the store’s website since i haven’t seen any info on it posted by op! there are three locations in australia (two in sydney and one in melbourne) and one in tripoli, lebanon!
Heaven place for hijabi 😍
Done and done.
(Not pictured: “Butt window”, but trust me, it’s there.)
You have no idea how much this cheered me up just now.
I for one, think this is a major improvement. Look how empowered he is! And it’s relevant to the character as someone who is powered by the sun, he’d want to maximize the amount of sunlight he receives, right? It’s not like it makes sense for him to cover himself from chin to toe. In fact, I think some strappy sandals might be an improvement.
strappy high heeled sandals would increase his height making him closer to the sun. and if wonderwoman can fight in heels it can’t be that hard, right?
SO EMPOWERING
Felt a dire need to contribute to the hilarity.
Now I can tell right away he’s a strong male character. Whew! No more confusion.
+1 for him doing the boobs and butt pose too.
TACTICAL BUTTCHEEKS.
important
I’m not gay but I think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.
I’m not straight but I also think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.
Reblog if you want Dwayne’s Gentle Meaty Hands to knead the lactic acid out of your flesh.
LGBT:
Let’s
Get massaged
By
The Rock (Dwayne Johnson)
