[girlboyburger]

me when i fucking get you

[foone]

This is the one downside to living on a farm. There are Creatures who will try to Ate You

[phantomchimes]

My name is cow

And wen its day

And when the hooman

Comes my way

They go to pet

My little head

I want to lik

I bite instead

[twinkhole-destroyer]

someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice

[figofswords]

i miss my beautiful wife joann fabrics it feels as if eons have passed since i last saw her. this guy michael keeps waving her visage in front of me and saying she’s living in his house but he is lying to me. i know this because i went into his house and found only fragments and memories of my beautiful wife joann and pictures of her shadowed face labeled “online only”. michael won’t even let me order swatches from him

[parkchanwoohoo]

The facial expressions of everyone trying not to lose it are killing me

[gunsandfireandshit]

This is painfully American

[dirtbaby2016]

Americans be like it is totally normal for an entire stadium (including military members) to stand at attention while a fast food clown mascot sings the national anthem

[unstablebill]

when we say "it is functionally impossible to parody Americans in a way that will actually insult them" this is the sort of thing you're up against. is your sick burn funnier than corporation burger clown sing national anthem baseball game? no?? of course it isn't.

[orteil42]

how does something like Pokemon evolve over thousands of years? once the construct of capitalism wears off, what's left of an omnipresent world-spanning franchise? personally i think it's gonna get religious. it's gonna get syncretic

[cykelops]

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

[cykelops]

found it

[comparativetarot]

Four of Swords. Art by Jesse Lonergan, from The Unveiled Tarot.

[kosmogrl]

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

[lea-mg]

misc discworld stuff

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[hillie-art]

I cracked. Crumbled, even.

Tumblr I present my Stanford Pines Tumblr Sexyman propaganda

and ethical bribery.

for the @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

Bill is defending his doomed yaoi other half because he can't stomach the idea that he chose the less desired scientist. Are you really going to let him live down humiliation like that?!

WE HAVE 2-3 DAYS (i think) WE CAN STILL MAKE IT A TIGHT RACE

VOTE STANFORD

[deusben]

babe wake up...i need to tell you multiple thoughts that don't corelate at all that i had in the span of five minutes..

[weirwould]

did i or did i not just watch alicent hightower sit down in front of the lemon tree mural, as she told rhaenyra that she sent her last child to the house with the red door home she barely remembers so that he might grow up outside the suffocating walls of the red keep. so that he might live as a hightower instead of a targaryen. but in her attempt to keep him from becoming his father, she cursed him to become her instead. an outsider among the natives. who doesn’t know what he wants beyond his father figure’s desire to make him king of the seven kingdom’s. the blue queen in chains.

[visenyaism]

I think Corlys did this before he left not because it’s true but because it’s funny

[visenyaism]

hotd is what happens when your favorite books are feastdance but those books got adapted by clowns so you accept technically adapting the history book so you can spiritually adapt feast dance because your eyes glaze over every time you read the textbook. i say this neutrally and without judgment and even with appreciation

grafting the themes of feastdance onto fire and blood to create frankenstein's show is genuinely inspired i will always admire them for sweinging for the fences so hard

[goldcrescent]

I like how Daemon doesn’t have a stealth mode whatsoever so his master plan to deceive someone has every single time been “find an innocent civilian, burn them beyond recognition, and pass them off as a different dead guy”. And it always works bc who would suspect Daemon of not killing a guy when given the chance

[goldcrescent]

true

[visenyaism]

Lesbians hate him! Local man is irritating