Phoebe Barton's Acts of Minor Treason @phoebebarton - Tumblr Blog

Reblog if you don't use Generative AI to write fanfics/original fics or to create fanart/original art.

Reblog if you’d rather give yourself papercuts between each of your fingers and then rub hand sanitizer all over your hands than use generative AI to write or draw anything ever

bovineblogger

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

kcrossvine

baby need smoko

bovineblogger

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

still can't believe people used to share their "body count" on social media. that shit is private you dumbasses wanna end up on a federal watchlist???

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

update: it transpires i have misunderstood what other people mean when referring to their "body count"

pikaole

Me and mom learned new English word.

pikaole

Wow…This is probably the most famous posts on my Tumblr lol.

This is what I drew after this situation 👇

possumcollege

worldwright

youtube with ublock origin experience of the 20 second gap between every video on a playlist where youtube desperately throws itself against the impervious ever-evolving uncaring face of the adblocker's wall screaming and clawing and calling PLEASE! PLEASE, OUR AD REVENUE!! DON'T YOU WANT TO SUPPORT THIS CREATOR? DO YOU NOT CARE ABOUT OUR WALLETS? AND THEIRS? into the vast and empty sky before the adblocker gently raises one of its many iron-banded arms and flicks youtube away into the void just to hear its wails fade slowly into nothing

melonisopod

It's funny when I get the "You seem to be experiencing interruptions. Find out why" popup as if two unskippable 30-second ads wouldn't feel way more intrusive and annoying than a slight delay for a video to start.

carby

LIST OF PEOPLE AND ORGS THAT ARE IN LEAGUE WITH THE SKULL

Taylor Swift

Elon Musk

WALMART

The United Nations Security Council

Paw Patrol (ACAB)

Every Televangelist

Trixie from Fairly Odd Parents (!!)

Santa Clause (REAL)

The President of the US

Kanye West

TikTok

The Mayor of Glendale, Arizona

Frank Lloyd Wright (come ON)

MICROSOFT

oswaldfromlibraryofruina

This is THE SKULL slander

portaltworemade-deactivated2021

happy ides of march everyone

guinevereslancelot

it's a beautiful day at the roman senate and you are a horrible goose

estel0903

Tumblr every march 15th

zero1infinity

tsukiyamas

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

diggly

no one tell him

rhube

This is it, lads. The post that started us on this path 9 years ago.

I sure hope no one told him.

foone

lesbians should be like crocodiles and they just keep getting bigger as they get older.

I'm just saying, at 41 I should be at least two feet (0.7m) taller than a girl in her 20s.

stealingpotatoes

happy ides of march i 3D modelled Caesar so i could make him do fortnite dances

chipdamagemybeloved

justagoobus

Saw a post that said "if I had one William Dollars" and I laughed so hard I accidentally scrolled and now I can't find it and I'm so mad I didn't get to reblog it. Unbelievably angry with The Tumblr right now

cheaphalloweencostume

i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”