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i'm not normally one to make jokes about dialect or accent. but the way that British people pronounce "lieutenant" feels like an in-joke i'm not privy to

aokozaki

Aww, you're feeling lieut out?

sanacibo

oxidized copper is such a beautiful color palette. The rich reds with the cool teals. Such a vibrant combo. No one is doing it like her.

sanacibo

[ID: Photos of an oxidized copper plate, an oxidized copper pipe, and oxidized pennies. End ID]

hello gorgeous do you come here often

runcibility

hometoursandotherstuff

aistobascistod

thatwasfunnypleaselaugh

I love how this only makes sense if you check the alt text

disgustinggf

alessandriana

insomniac-arrest

unlimited summer fun (2026 edition)

json-derulo

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

cuties-in-codices

the assassination of julius caesar

illustrations from various manuscripts (13th - 15th c.) of der welsche gast by thomasîn von zerclaere [for detailed records see welscher gast digital]

itsmeimcathy

March: *starts*

Tumblr:

mephistopheles

your five-year mission wrapped:

You explored 147 strange new worlds!

You interacted with 378,316 new lives and 1,485 new civilizations!

Your top planet for Shore Leave was Rigel IV

Your phaser fired 371 shots with an accuracy rating of 0%

You had sex with 7 aliens

You watched 11 crewmembers die

You were kidnapped by a godlike entity 30 times - congratulations!

Your captain was replaced by an impostor 4 times. You noticed 0 times.

You escaped the time loop faster than 3% of your crewmates

Your listening species is Vulcan!

lillagrim

relelvance

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

piedude

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

reagan-slayer69

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

eztehaim-deactivated20210718

I really don’t know what crowd I expected to be in the theatre for carol at 1:20 in the afternoon on a friday but it was probably 85% old people, old het couples and halfway through the movie this old lady in front of me turned to the old dude next to her and just said “harold they’re lesbians”