Oscar, Oscar!

boop art tumblr (occasionally NSFW)

[cuties-in-codices]

the assassination of julius caesar

illustrations from various manuscripts (13th - 15th c.) of der welsche gast by thomasîn von zerclaere [for detailed records see welscher gast digital]

[itsmeimcathy]

March: *starts*

Tumblr:

[mephistopheles]

your five-year mission wrapped:

You explored 147 strange new worlds!

You interacted with 378,316 new lives and 1,485 new civilizations! 

Your top planet for Shore Leave was Rigel IV

Your phaser fired 371 shots with an accuracy rating of 0%

You had sex with 7 aliens 

You watched 11 crewmembers die

You were kidnapped by a godlike entity 30 times - congratulations!

Your captain was replaced by an impostor 4 times. You noticed 0 times.

You escaped the time loop faster than 3% of your crewmates

Your listening species is Vulcan!

[lillagrim]

[relelvance]

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

[piedude]

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

[reagan-slayer69]

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

[eztehaim-deactivated20210718]

I really don’t know what crowd I expected to be in the theatre for carol at 1:20 in the afternoon on a friday but it was probably 85% old people, old het couples and halfway through the movie this old lady in front of me turned to the old dude next to her and just said “harold they’re lesbians”

[lerayon]

Honoring 10 years of “harold they’re lesbians.” Many happy returns to all who celebrate.

[cuties-in-codices]

pyramus and thisbe

full-page miniature from the prayerbook of duke johann albrecht von mecklenburg, produced in flanders and nuremberg, c. 1510-1530

source: Kassel, UB, 4° Ms. math. 50, fol. 41r

[sr-roto]

audio On 😂😂😂

[eversoslightlybitter]

Peer-reviewed tags

[ariadne-mouse]

me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

[steakosaur]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

Kudos to this post, I think of you every time I do my fucking laundry

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 17

[swordtit]

spotify sucks. buy music from the artists you enjoy 🔪

[swordtit]

its that time of year again. so instead of yapping about wrapped how about we pay the artists we love by participating in BANDCAMP FRIDAY this friday december the 5th, when bandcaml waives ALL their revenue sharing and 100% of what you pay gets to the artist you bought from

[vodcar]

country gnomes,

take my bones

[cryptidfuckery]

to a place,

they don't belong

[annabellioncourt]

see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.

[druggeddraccus]

west virginia

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

[switchnx]

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

[itsreallystupid]

[teaboot]

[finnegeanscake]

Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS

[dionysiaproductions]

You don't hear from the field workers because they aren't "posting"

They're serfing the internet

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

there are no serfposts because they were almost exclusively illiterate

[sonbr]

that doesn’t stop most tumblr users

[aethersea]

how dare you say we surf on the poor

[maester-of-spreadsheets]

ONE.

YEAR.

HENCE

(this 10000% has to already exist on here but i couldnt get the idea out of my head)

[atelier-xm]

There's a new mural in Szczecin

[kaava]

You forgot to add the best thing about it

[jadedaceofspades]

[kira-serialfaggot]

I lack perception of time so you could legit walk up to me and say "Hi" after 3 years and I'd be like "aww I missed you. we talked just last week :3"

[no-one-offical]

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[bernard-jackson]