Build-A-Cactus

I'm 29, my hobbies include powersnacking and running with scissors.

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[oldmanpusspuss]

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[fuck-philip-banks]

[akashicrecord]

evil One Direction: bitch you fuck up my world like nobody else

[hungwy]

There were extended periods of my life where I had to reinvent falling asleep every night. I would get into bed and be like I don't even remember what I usually do for this part

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

[knifenymph]

change does not come from a place of comfort

[aquareaper3]

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

[homofied]

[opalfairy]

[evilwizard]

warrior who came to me for advice: i just don’t know if i should listen to the telepathic trees, who say i should save the forest, or my adopted wolf mother, who says i should cut it down to build my city. that’s why i came to you… should i go with Psi Ents or Dog Ma?

me: your existence feels fairly contrived

[fuck-customers]

[thememedaddy]

[neosatsuma]

[neosatsuma]

[rain-droplet]

who turned them german mid tag ?

[dastardlywlw]

how do you know they were transformed midday?

[sacred-portal]

[ozempicofficial]

[pisboy]

does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it

[hollowtones]

This? 

[pisboy]

Hmm…………….. not quite. try again

[hollowtones]

Only gif I got, boss.

[konoko]