how the dottore effectively manipulates furina to spend time together 🧪
I firmly believe that the 8-year-old segment was made to manipulate people with his cuteness. In any case, poor Furina (— ▽ —) she's too afraid to refuse invitations, and when she's about to leave they sneakily attack her by pulling out 8.
It was all an excuse to make a colorful version of the coat that dottore gave Furina 🤔 yes, it was. Anyway, among the next post there will be some with Wanderer 👀👀
when your dps refuses to heal because he has a grudge against an archon🧪
If Dottore ever became playable, it would be really fun if we couldn't heal him with Nahida's statues. This reminds me a bit of Raiden not being able to cook. Anyway! It was really fun drawing lumine, and honestly, halfway through, I had to pull out some skills to remind myself that I can draw something more complicatedᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ. I have to admit, I'm guilty of using Furina as my main healer on more than one occasion, but hey! No one was dying from all the healing she was doing!(＾∇＾)ﾉ♪
I apologize for the French mistakes, everything was done with the pure power of the translator😔
I always find it interesting how each nation has its own native language, both written and spoken, but at the same time they also have a language/script spoken throughout Teyvat. I imagine it's customary when meeting a person of a certain importance/rank to always address them in the nation's native language rather than immediately in the common one, as perhaps it's a sign of respect 🤔🤔 Anyway!! The fatuous harbingers may fight a thousand battles, but nothing will ever be as tough as fighting the residents of Fontaine for a seat at a Lady Furina show. It's a battle of blood and insults 😔
A while ago I saw a tweet comparing Furina and Doctor, and how one was cursed with immortality, while the other was activating it looking for a way to remain immortal.
However, I'm surprised that after the archon quest no one outside of Fontaine ever talked about how Furina was a "false" god and managed to "kill" the Hydro archon (obviously it's more complicated I know, but the concept is a bit like that if you don't know the whole plan) so having Doctor who wants to bring down the gods and Furina who brought down one in a slightly twisted way, is honestly something I wish was talked about more! (Plus, Furina content is always appreciated)
but now in my head I have an image (I know it's not in line with the canon/characteristically canon) especially having learned that Doctor likes the opera, that he is a huge fan of Lady Furina. And I will continue to make content about it( ꈍᴗꈍ)
An Izuku cosplayer suddenly wakes up in the My Hero Academia universe, two years before the canon timeline begins. This unexpected transmigration is all the doing of Aha, the Aeon of Elation, who was simply bored. However, instead of granting this new Izuku a typical Quirk, Aha approves a unique proposal from him: to turn Izuku into a variant of Silver Wolf from Honkai: Star Rail, all for the sake of giving Aha the ultimate entertainment.To keep his true identity a secret, Izuku possesses the ability to shapeshift between his Quirkless human form and his Silver Wolf persona.
Breaking away from the original timeline, this variant of Izuku completely rejects the idea of becoming All Might's successor, finding the concept far too cliché. Instead, he plans to establish his civilian identity as a Quirk Consultant in the future.
Meanwhile, under the guise of Silver Wolf, he operates in the shadows as a digital vigilante—relentlessly hacking and exposing corrupt heroes and shady corporations.
A VTuber and cosplayer named Leonard D. Cross, nicknamed Leo, suddenly gets transmigrated into another world. He also gains the power of an Electro Vision.
Fortunately, whoever sent him to this world was kind enough to provide him with identification documents, a house, money, and even the necessary technology for his VTuber activities. Now, his first task is to figure out which franchise this world belongs to.
While watching TV, he notices a certain author. It’s Yusaku Kudo, which means this is the world of Detective Conan. But wait, why does Detective Conan have magic?
Then, he suddenly remembers Akako from Magic Kaito and realizes that the Detective Conan universe actually has freaking magic after all.
And then... he discovers the geopolitical structure of this world. As it turns out, this world is a crossover with the Genshin universe.
Central Europe is ruled by the Great Spirit of Wind, Venti.
China and its surrounding areas are ruled by Zhongli, the Great Spirit of Earth.
Japan and the Korean Peninsula region are ruled by Raiden, the Great Spirit of Electro.
Southeast Asia and Central Asia are a dual-domain co-ruled by the Great Spirit of Dendro and the Great Spirit of Geo.
Africa and the Middle East are under the total control of Nahida, the Great Spirit of Dendro.
Western Europe is ruled by the Great Spirit of Water, Furina.
The Northern Territories, Antarctica, Greenland, Russia, Canada, and North America are ruled by The Tsarissa Elsa, the Great Spirit of Ice.
Central America, South America (including the Amazon rainforest), and Australia are entirely ruled by Mavuika, the Great Spirit of Fire.
nakahara chuuya (bsd), sung jinwoo (solo leveling), and gojo satoru (jjk) are being reincarnated as ichihime's children, and they all thought their parents are ordinary af. very loving, but ur average ordinarny nothing to worry about family
(the triplets knew about each other ofc bcs its Hard to keep secrets from ur own siblings ok, they find it Really Weird that all three of them are reincarnated from three different universe)
imagine how shocked they are when someday when shit hits the fan when they're teenagers, probably an apocalypse of sort bcs Hell is breaking apart, their father, one kurosaki ichigo who was very much a househusband, become this most powerful being with a fuckton lot of powerful shinigami Respect him
also imagine how shock they are when they found out that their (a bit!) ditzy mother who is a bit weird but very much beloved by them has a power to reject the fucking reality lmao
Gojo Satoru (Firstborn): Still the most annoying. He loves to show off because he's technically the "oldest brother." He often uses Infinity to steal the last pudding from Chuuya.
Nakahara Chuuya (Secondborn): Often gets angry because of Gojo's behavior. Chuuya is the most protective of Orihime. He often secretly uses gravity manipulation to make his mother's groceries feel lighter. Sung Jinwoo
(Thirdborn): The youngest, calmest, but most intimidating. He often hides his Shadow Soldiers in the shadows of the house to help with household chores (like sweeping or washing dishes secretly) to please his mother. Fear
With Them: "Don't let Mom and Dad find out we're reincarnated monsters, they'll have a heart attack because we're too weird."
It starts off one mission gone horribly wrong. Because for all of Bruce's training and preparations, he also had weaknesses.
Magic, to Bruce, was a science he couldn't understand yet. There were rules and methods to the madness, but it took much longer than he liked for him to find the links. That's why he was unprepared for the witches and their trap. He had foolishly led his team into their clutches, and his children were the ones to pay the price.
He had been tracking a group of young teenage girls through online forms. Listening in on some rather troubling conversations about human sacrifice and rites of passage to prove their loyalty. Bruce wanted to believe it was just a bunch of kids going through a phase, but the wording in the conversations was raising red flags.
He had first suspected them when one of the girls had attempted to do a ritual on her classmate in Gotham Academy- only a room down from Tim's homeroom! His baby could have been hurt!- and the girl in question had to be sent to the hospital in the ambulance. The entire thing was being played off as a prank gone wrong, but Bruce knew it was far more worrisome than that.
One didn't simply duct tape and hold someone's head underwater to the point they needed emergency medical assistance, no matter what the girl and her overly influential parents claimed. She likely thought that because she went after a scholarship girl, there wouldn't be as many consequences, but Bruce was more than happy to put that assumption to the ground. Her privileged little face crumbled when Bruce and his lawyers burst into the discipline community meeting, standing behind one of his scholarship children with a cold and determined fury.
She was expelled, and her parents were more ashamed of the talk that would cause, instead of their daughter nearly murdering someone. Obviously, Bruce decided to flag her.
He found her venting to her online friends that same night and discovered she fancied herself a witch. Her powers were just dormant because she hadn't completed a successful ritual, but she would attempt again, and this time she would go after someone Bruce Wayne loved. She had her eyes on Tim or Damian.
Needless to say, Batman put her crazy ass in Arkham within a week. Still, the form she was in was active and going strong, encouraging other young girls to unlock their powers through similar actions.
Barbara helped shut them down, but like an invasive weed, a new form popped up left and right as they sent each other private messages. They couldn't control them all, and thus Bruce decided to lay a trap.
He called his children to his aid, explaining the situation, and laid a trap by posting a fake meet-up in the form. They would be waiting for the girls, and the moment they did something that could put them away, the entire Bat team would jump in.
It was supposed to be a perfect sting operation. He just wasn't expecting the forms admins to be so aware of who was who and to catch the fake post. They made quick work of reversing the trap, setting it up so that when the Bats jumped in, they would cast a spell on them.
Bruce swore he never feared death as much as he did in that moment, all of his children were flung into the center of an active magical rune circle, and their screams would forever echo in his nightmares, he is sure. Thankfully, they had not died, but they were... unfit for active duty.
He contacted every magic user he knew. Unfortunately, the girls were so inexperienced with their magic that they accidentally cast an irreversible spell because they didn't know how the danm spell worked.
"It will time out," John assured after Bruce had picked him up with one hand from the front collar. The British man had been talking dismisively about his children's confidence. His tone changed quickly, though Bruce was trying not to think too closely about the blush that overtook the other's face. "You just have to wait for a year and they will be back to normal."
"A year?" Bruce growls brining the shorter man closer. He lets the others' feet dangle, keeping his toes just above the ground. A common intimidation tactic that Alfred taught him years ago. Unfortunately, it's not fear in John's eyes. He's enjoying this.
Bruce pushes him away, turning to Zatanna with a growl, "A year and they turn back?"
She smiles, a blush on her cheeks too, but thankfully knows when to ignore the elephant in the room. "Yes. One year."
"How exactly am I going to explain their condition? I can't make them travel for a full year! They can't be alone!" He hisses, letting John go and slamming his hands on the table behind him. The clatter rings through the cave like a gunshot, and Bruce already regrets doing so as his children all react to the noise.
Bruce has a moment of horror in which he swears at himself, and his children's faces scrunch into pouts before, nearly in perfect symphony, they burst into cries.
Ten toddlers were crying, as if they were trying to shatter glass with their highest notes.
Bruce winces, rounding the table and waving his arms. "No. No. It's okay! I'm sorry! Papa is so sorry. "
None of the children seemed to care about his apologies, raising a noise of displeasure. They cry and cry until their tiny faces start changing colors, which Bruce is pretty sure means they are close to dying from lack of oxygen. He flings a desperate look towards the magic users, who wear expressions only people not used to children would understand.
Surprisingly, it's John who reacts the fastest, twirling his hands until sparks of dancing lights appear in the air. The lights shift into horses and leaping billarinas. The children's crying slowly fades as they watch the lights, and soon coos and giggles follow.
The three adults let out a sigh of relief.
"I think I have an idea," Zatanna offers, stepping back, but keeping the children who reach and attempt to grab the light under a close eye. John takes that as a sign to get closer, entertaining the children with his magic, utterly focused on the action.
it good that he is. Bruce was going insane trying to keep them all from running in different directions as it were.
Dick, Jason, and Cass were turned into two-year-olds, meaning they had the terrible habit of standing up and running whenever Bruce looked away.
Tim, Steph, Harper, and Duke were one year old. While Harper seemed to get her steps in, the four of them were crawlers and were easier to gather, but they all enjoyed going under things that forced Bruce to lie flat on his stomach in an attempt to fish them out from wherever they had hidden, with only one arm.
Cullen (who really shouldn't have been on the call but convinced Damian to sneak him in) and Damian were infants; Bruce estimated they were seven to nine months old, based on their ability to sit up and pick things up, but not much else. Bruce had to be fast to get things out of their mouths, and he was sure he pulled a disc trying to wrestle a cave rock out of Damian's mouth when the boy did everything he could to fight against his own rescue.
"There is a reality-altering spell. It will make everyone believe you had ten young children from the very beginning, blocking all the memories of your children from reality. Once the year ends, the real memories will return, and their minds will create excuses for the missing year." She explains, pulling out a book that had been humming in her hat. Bruce just knew that thing was illegal and barely considered morally correct. "No one will notice that all the Wayne kids were turned into babies!"
".....Okay," Bruce finds himself agreeing because he had literally no idea what to do. Zatanna beams, opens the book, and chants. She makes a terrifying image, hair flaring around her, symbols glowing and floating out of the book, black fog falling from the pages onto the ground, and Bruce was pretty sure he could hear an entire choir singing as she chanted.
"Ugh...Zatanna? Is this safe?" He questions hesitantly back up from the woman whose wide smile was turning a little too happy, and her eyes were losing the white, slowly being replaced by black.
John sprang around with a look of pure alarm, "Wait-!"
The world flashed into a bright light, and Bruce knew everything had changed for one full year.
The Justice League knew very little about one of their oldest members. No one knew anything about Batman. He was a member from the very beginning, but he rarely participated outside of meetings.
Clark had tried many times to discover the man under the mask, even using his powers, but somehow Batman always knew how to block him. Even his heart rate was different every time they met, which was why Clark was honestly convinced Batman wasn't human.
Due to not knowing anything about Batman- Flash didn't even know that Batman was real until he walked in and sat down at the first meeting- there were a lot of people who were uncomfortable in his presence.
Batman made no sense. He was removed from everything, yet somehow funded it all? Clark couldn't remember when it happened, but one day Batman stood up in the middle of a meeting and casually said, "We should move this to the Watchtower."
Then just showed them a secret orbital headquarters he happened to have. Batman also knew an alarming amount of personal details about everyone in the Justice League, mostly the core seven. No one knew how or why, even J'onn seemed surprised when Batman casually dropped comments about his culture.
A culture that went extinct. On another planet.
Yet somehow Batman knew when to wish him happy holidays on Martian holidays. Clark had seen the alien look utterly confused as Batman presented him with an orange and a traditional headband without any prompting.
Not to mention his description of the visiting port of Diana's island. Batman claimed he couldn't read minds, but Clark had his doubts.
So yes, they were a little tense around Batman.
"Today's report," Batman started with his usual growl and intense stare, making everyone sit up straight in their seats. Clark's bones actually crack from the way he pushed his shoulders back, attempting to look more professional. He didn't want Batman thinking he wasn't taking this seriously.
Clark didn't know what the worst thing Batman could do to him would be, but he wasn't about to give the maybe-not-human the chance to find out.
"-In terms of property damage, we have decreased to a satisfying 10%," Batman's voice drones on, recapping the information he had sent out earlier that week. Clark mentally patted himself on the back, knowing he was part of the decrease. He has taken more precautions in his fights after Batman told him they needed to talk about it, and Clark wanted to avoid that at all costs. "In response to public support for the damage caused by-"
Batman's words get cut off by a giant alarm. It's blaring from the speakers, flashing all the lights, and Batman's entire body goes rigid with fear that no one has ever seen on him.
The six members of the Justice League's core leap to their feet, ready for action.
Batman doesn't pay them attention, whirling around to stare at the giant screen that slips out of the wall- how long has that been in there?- and a video call connects.
In front of their eyes, a regular handsome human man, around his late thirties, appears. He has blue eyes like Clark's and long hair pulled into a sloppy ponytail. He also looks exhausted, though the two crying babies in his arms tell Clark it's a new father. He also spots more children in the background, running around and laughing with energy only young ones can have.
"B," He hisses, "You were supposed to be home to help with the kids."
"I'm so sorry, Danny. The meeting is running over and I-"
Danny's nose flares, "You are coming home to help with the kids, or so help me, there will be no Batcave to return to. Remember what Agent A said about all the children?"
Batman's shoulder hunch. "That I couldn't pay him any bloody amount of money or call upon any long-term loyalty that would make him care for so many of my kids."
"Yes, so you found me." Danny hisses, leaning closer to the camera as he moves his arms up and down to calm the two crying infants. "I am the one with ten children under the age of three because you were careless. You will return to the cave, and I will take a bath. Now."
Clark was pretty sure the man's eyes turned green. He also felt the touch of death with that three-letter word, so he did not fault Batman for turning around as soon as the call ended with a muttered "I have to go home now."
They watched him scurry to the telerporter like a soldier going to their last frontline. He vanished in one bright boom.
"Damn. The Mistress of the Batcave really called him back like a dog." Hal whisples, looking pleased, "To think Bats has normal problems like a marriage."
"Did you hear how many kids he has? Ten? Under the age of three?" Barry gasps, looking around like someone would pull out the children to show him physical proof. "Do his kind have litters?"
"The Mistress of the Batcave must be a great warrior." Diana perks up. "He made Batman cower."
Clark considers that and realizes he has finally learned of someone far worse than Batman. He prays that Danny never shows up in person... well, after a proper nap. He seemed too exhausted to do anything right now besides killing Batman.
#dcxdpdabbles#dcxdp crossover#The Misstress of the Batcave#Part 1#Pre-Spirit Halloween ship#Bruce accidently earsed his connect to the Justice Leauge#If Robin never happen then Batman never made friends#The wayne kids are all de-age#Danny agree to help#Alfred took one look at the kids and went “I'm too old for yuor bullshit Master Bruce”#No one outside the manor knows the real timeline#Danny is Phantom#He owed batman a favor#misunderstandings
Skulker and Johnny 13 pissed Danny off when they teamed up to fight him, almost severely hurting his Mom if Phantom hadn't been there to stop it. After souping them and getting back into the portal, Danny was still pissed.
Deciding to listen to Jazz and write away his problems, Danny spent all night working on a 20 chapter story that's essentially a slow burn SFW Skulker x Johnny 13 fanfiction set in a post futuristic-apocalyptic world, and that has a very sad and explody ending.
Feeling much better, Danny forgets about the story entirely.
Like three weeks later, Sam and Tucker are over and Sam finds the story. Danny explains why he wrote it and Sam and Tucker sit down to read it. Their response is basically; "Wait, why is this actually good?" Sam and Tucker end up convincing Danny to change Johnny 13's and Skulker's names and to actually send it to a company. Danny agrees, thinking he'll be rejected and it will just be something he can laugh about when hes 30 or something. After changing the names, Danny finds a small publisher and sends them the work, before once again forgetting about it.
Another week later, and Danny is suddenly swept up in calls with his editor, discussions with his artist over cover commissions, and meetings with his parents and the publisher over the possibility of other books.
Its the story of a Vampire who kidnaps married women, and their second born sons in order to build[Frankenstein] the "perfect wife" and "perfect son". In the end, the women's, and kids, families all band together, hunt the vampire down and burn him at the stake, and all the kidnapped women and children's souls are set free.
Jazz, Sam, and Tucker have to litterally beg Danny to change Vlad's name so that Danny won't be sued. Danny does change the name in the end, but hes not happy about it, lol.
But now Danny, or rather his pen name, is getting praised for his depiction of toxic males, while simultaneously, being threatened by incels for "demonizing men". Which he finds really, really funny.
He also sent Vlad their first copy on its release day, just so Vlad knows the story is about him, but also know there is nothing Vlad can do about it.
AKA "Nightwing has a coin that allows him to see the ghost of his dead brother. Except Jason Todd is definitely not dead anymore, so who is haunting the Wayne Manor??" DPxDC prompt where Danny Fenton looks like a pre-Lazarus Jason Todd and misunderstandings ensue.
Okay, so, imagine Danny takes on a quest for Clockwork and is doing a favor for Lady Gotham. Lady Gotham, of course, graciously offers him housing for his stay in Gotham City.
Unfortunately for Danny, it's already inhabited. By superheroes. One of which is an OG Justice Leaguer, has come back from the dead like 5 times, and is absolutely terrifying; but Danny can't exactly say no to an Ancient Ghost. So, he... improvises. He can't go Ghost since Gotham doesn't have the ectoplasm to sustain him for long periods of time, but he goes intangible and invisible.
Danny has met (read: desperately avoided) Bruce Wayne, Damian Wayne, Tim Drake-Wayne, and Alfred Pennyworth. He's gotten to know their schedules fairly well. Bruce spends most of the day either out of the manor or in The Lair of Batitude, Tim goes to work, Damian goes to school, and Alfred does chores. That leaves Danny wandering around the manor during the day. (Don't ask him about his quest, Clockwork was frustratingly elusive and vague. All he said was, "Be prepared." Which wasn't ominous at all.)
Anyway. Danny's not really prepared to see Dick Grayson in the manor. Especially not when he's in the Wayne's personal library, skimming through familiar titles for something interesting to read. He may have... accidentally not been so careful as he usually is when wandering the manor. As in: he was totally visible. Thankfully, he's able to go Inviso-Bill just as Dick is walking passed the library doorway - extra grateful when Dick scrambles back into view, doing a visceral double-take that looks physically painful.
Danny can see the doubt seep in, watches as Dick's eyes desperately search the library before settling on a well-loved chair by the window. The guy looks terrified and heart-broken and confused. And Danny feels awful. He knows the right thing would be to come clean but what could he even say? An Ancient Ghost told him to bunk with her Knights, so he's been bumming off them? Invading their safe space, their ancestral home, because he couldn't say no? He feels bad, but he resolves to keep himself quiet and do a better job of staying invisible.
He doesn't expect Dick Grayson to come back the next day. Danny's curled up on the big wingback chair in the library with a copy of Pride and Prejudice on his lap (it's an assigned reading for his English class) when he hears a sharp intake of breath. His head snaps up to see Dick in the library doorway, staring directly at him. But that's can't be right?? The Waynes don't have access to Fenton tech, there's no way they could see him without it.
Except Dick exhales shakily and asks, "Jaylad?"
Danny gapes and sputters out a baffled, "You can see me?"
That seems to jar Dick out of his daze because he jerks forward as if to touch him and Danny... maybe doesn't have the best of judgement. He does the only thing that comes to mind.
He flings himself out the window.
((He's not present for the conversation that follows. After Dick came to Bruce, hysterically insisting he saw Jason's ghost in the manor library - and after Dick had been tested for hallucinogens - they began investigating. The batfam huddle in front of the batcomputer, analyzing their home security footage. Just like Dick said, there was a noticeably teenage-shaped cold spot in the library. The cold spot seemed to move throughout the manor but primarily took up residence in Jason's old bedroom and the library. Never, ever going near the basement.
Dick and Bruce look traumatized, Damian wants to confront the being using Dick's coin, Tim's theorizing how to prove it really is Jason Todd's ghost, and Jason... may be having an existential crisis. Did his body come back without a soul? No, that can't be possible, right? So, what, how...? Steph, Cass, and Duke sneak out to try and find the ghost before the others scare him.))
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