postarkiv

[thesevenumbrellas]

Lawyer: How would you like to handle the custody agreement?

Parent: I want my wife to take one of my infant daughters to the UK and I’ll take the other one and we will never see each other again.

Lawyer: You want to fucking what?

[gothdianxia]

[supermariomamafucker]

[yellbug]

modesty

[everythingfox]

Most unserious animal

[only-cat-memes]

[chickenfarmersan]

[capacity2]

I wish I knew more about this 1998 Chinese song and musician. Sometimes I wish Spotify would translate names and titles that are in a different language but I guess that’s too complicated. I’ve posted this before but every time it comes on I’m captivated

[capacity2]

Oh apparently they’re recognized as chinas first electronic band and they opened for portishead in 2003. dope

[capacity2]

Like these are the ones I saved and they’re phenomenal I’m gonna replay the whole albums just to see if my tastes have changed and have allowed me to appreciate the others bc I discovered these during lockdown. But if u like dream pop this is really up there with the best

[badassdemonsword]

x

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

this is the best interview Tim Heidecker has ever given and it’s only 39 seconds long

[butchflirt]

“We will not blame him for the crimes of his ancestors if he relents the royal rights of his ancestors; but as long as he claims their rights, by virtue of descent, then, by virtue of descent, he must shoulder the responsibility for their crimes.”

— Séamas Ó Conghaile, an Edinburgh-born Irish Republican and socialist, on King George V; a sentiment that transcends time. (via tal-eire)

[hooved]

it’s my own goddamn joke but this part of the DS9 ytp i made like a year ago still gets me every single time

[onefleshhalfend-deactivated2025]

chess is set in a beautiful future utopia where becoming a woman is a form of upward mobility

[tiktoks-we-like]

[androdragynous]

Transcript: Why does this shit always ha - every time I go to the beach, some fuckin mollusk or dead thing pulls up. Are you at least alive? I mean, I don’t remember you being on my towel, so I’m gonna [pokes the crab] oh! wait [pokes it again] Oh! Big boy. [gasps as the crab runs away] He’s a fa - what the fuck? Does he - live in the sea? [gasps]

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

Dragonball: Evolution (2009) BEST SCENE

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[salamandorange]

The most PATHETIC lil baby sounds...

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

I love when little creatures who are entirely loved and well cared for have the BIGGEST baby reactions to normal things. Like yes sweet pea, you DO have the hardest life of anyone ever, for sure, and you’re SO BRAVE about this minor inconvenience of *checks notes* having some water touch you

[cephalon-sancti]

There is nothing sadder and more pathetic than a baby marine mammal having to get into the water. They are suffering the most out of any baby animal ever. How dare they be introduced to their natural environment.

[theoreocat]

She’s the boss!