cranking it

for posts about masturbation and whatnot

[capacity2]

I’d like to complain but I’ve done too much of that and I’d also like to apologize but I’ve worn that out too so fuck.. I’ll just sit here and finger myself I guess

[demonprincex]

statements like "It's wrong to masturbate about a person without their consent" and "It's wrong to do something that quietly arouses you while you are in public even if no one can see it" show that a person's understanding of morality basically involves magical thinking. like I wrote this post on the toilet. That's not the same thing as me literally shitting on you

[contemptible-scoundrel]

what's that? gen z is trying to make me jerk off and moan like a girl?

[phillip-bankss]

I'm going to against the grain and telling you your art does NOT remind me of John k or newgrounds or other horrible things your art has been accused of by insensitive tumblr users

It reminds me of Vizziepop 💖

[salerna]

Y'ALL

DID YOU KNOW THAT WHEN YOUR WEINER GETS HARD, YOU CAN RUB IT UP AND DOWN AND IT ACTUALLY FEELS REALLY GOOD????!!!

[segamascott]

🤯🤯🤯

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[potted-plant-official]

hsve

[grimoiremanifest]

🗡 Your left leg took 99 Pig Damage!

🗡 Your right leg took 99 Pig Damage!

❤️ Your health is in critical condition...eat a 🍎 Healing Apple to restore it!

🗡 Your left arm took 99 Pig Damage!

🗡 Your right arm took 99 Pig Damage!

🗡 Your torso took 99 Pig Damage!

❤️ Your health is fucked. There's no hope for you!

🗡 Your head took 99 Pig Damage!

❗️You have died! Cause of death - 🐗 Hog Swarm

"yea u prolly should make fun of big pig's speech impediment. where he says s insteas of A sometine. seems unwise idk" - Sun Tzu

[girlballs-archive]

they call her Jax because she jax off her medium penis

[girlballs-archive]

that's right.

[pinkvbay]

check the drip

[grindrbooks]

[dragongirlsweetie]

wow. you really jacked off to a photograph of a penis

?

[dragongirlsnout]

Don't do this; it makes mustard gas!

[charl0ttan]

this is actually a symptom of being punk

[yay-bunnies]

⚠️SCROLL BACK UP!!!⚠️

THIS IS A PAINTING

[theskullofjudgement]

J

[virtualgirladvance]

A

[rockergiirl]

C

[humanoidchaos]

K

[bestfurryhusband]

I

[literateamateur]

N

[twilight-calliope]

G

[certainsongobject]

O

[shinosarna]

F

[flareonfloof]

F

[cannibalcaprine]

M

[gumi-megpoidd]

Y

[mewrrythekibby]

K

[foxgirlriley]

U

[dova-70]

N

[winters-r0se]

G

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

P

[valkyriefastwing]

O

[melonisopod]

W

[ohmewhatsthis]

P

[lucinata]

E

[tammog]

N

[high-frequency-lotta-blood-deac]

I

[tumbwr]

S

[gazeldhazel]

google normal amount of times to masturbate to a friend. google normal friend interactions when you're a huge pervert. google pervert ontologically evil. google show me my friend's nudes

[innerchildabortionclinic]

you jacked off at work?

history will absolve me

[sharkgirls]

[realshy]

jorking it driver's-seat-style

[time-traveling-fetus]

As much debate as there is about tone tags, 90% of the issues would be solved by just typing the word. Like instead of typing /gen or /hj you can just write (genuine) or (handjob) and you'll be doing pretty much the exact same thing.

[time-traveling-fetus]

Of course I personally think it's less awkward to use some rudimentary language skills to form actual sentences and phrases. They don't even have to be complicated. Like "Genuine question, why are you doing that?" Or "I'm being serious. Stop that." Or "I'm going to jerk you off now."

[fortunechaos]

I whole wholeheartedly agree with you on this matter OP. I do feel like it's often forgotten in this discourse that tonetags originated on Twitter where they had to get around a constrictive character count for tweets. I think how we got here makes a lot more sense when you consider the process otherwise of trying to fit an entire handjob in 280 characters.

[dogpuppy]

[sailatina3]

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[orpheusilver]

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

[abalisk]

😞

A travesty