The only thing I will love forever is potatoes

[catchymemes]

[twelvemonkeyswere]

not even JRR Tolkien, who famously developed the concept of the Secondary World and firmly believed that no trace of the Real World should be evoked in the fictional world, was able to remove potatoes from his literature. this is a man who developed whole languages and mythologies for his literary world, who justified its existence in English as a translation* simply because he was so miffed he couldn't get away with making the story fully alien to the real world. and not even he, in extremis, was so cruel as to deny his characters the heavenly potato. could not even conceive a universe devoid of the potato. such is its impact. everyone please take a moment to say thank you to South Americans for developing and cultivating one of earth's finest vegetables. the potato IS all that. literally world-changing food. bless.

[potatofacts]

Unlike humans, potatoes are not afraid of being fried alive

[potato]

what

[small-potato]

what

[jaubaius]

Love this professor Potato🥔🤓

[sophiliated]

“alright let’s get serious” *sits back on an office chair as a potato*

[covington-shenanigans]

@potatoporato

[verdantry]

You are small potatoes to me. And brother I’m about to start mashing

[yummyinmytumbly]

Roasted Garlic Potato Cheddar Pierogi with Rosemary Butter

[billycraplan]

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

[blushbi]

[1dietcokeinacan]

[killorbekillian]

Tyler: Hey JiaHao would you still love me if I was a worm?

JiaHao: [Qiuetly, sleepily] I would… put you in my hand and play with you… and feed you to my fish.

Tyler: What if I was a 30 foot tall skeleton… covered in fire?

JiaHao: [Even quieter] Mm… I would cook… cook… potato on you.

Tyler: Hm. Okay. Good to know. 

[midnightdragonheart-deactivated]

This is so sonic I’m going to cry

[sedlex]

The right amount of love for potatoes.

Plus: 

[thingsfromthedirt]

A mother and baby potoroo spotted at South Australia’s Cleland Wildlife Park enjoying a little snack in the sunshine.

[newusernamepending]

We are closest to God when we are peeling potatoes.

[apanelofanalysts]

[brattylikestoeat]

[kestrel-tree]

Ne forget pas les quatres food groupes mes amis!

[bemusedlybespectacled]

L’eau, la terre, le feu, l’air… Il y a très longtemps, ces quatre peuples vivaient en harmonie. Mais un jour, la Nation du Feu décida de passer à l’attaque.

[cravefoodie]

[baetology]

This is fallacious.