dump for my obsessions

sav they/them - german and english

[snototter]

A flock of metallic starlings (Aplonis metallica) at a nest site in Australia

by Dustin Huntington

[pterygoidwalk]

sometimes i wonder what my cat named me

[teaboot]

Highly unlikely to be of use but I want a card I can carry in my wallet that says “If I Die First In A Traumatic Survival Scenario I Want You To Know I’m Okay With You Cannibalizing Me, It’s Fine, Don’t Be Weird And Guilty About it”. And then on the back there could be like. A list of recipes n shit

[teaboot]

To be clear, I don’t WANT to be cannibalized. It’s not my personal preference. It’s just that if I beef it out in the open somewhere and some poor starving fuck has to have a crisis of ethics over using the protein or dying in a hole, I’d want to some way to let them know my dead ass is rooting for them

[teaboot]

New Hot Take: I Think An Organ Donor Card Counts In A Pinch, Actually

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[crabussy]

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

[crabussy]

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

[crabussy]

this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly

[teathattast]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

seal point

[lichenes]

aye aye captain

[gayvampyr]

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

[batmanego]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (clutches my head and remembers that poem about All my dead friends and the frightening door

[batmanego]

“all my dead friends” by marie howe

[thepoisonroom]

"a possible exit" by jarrett moseley

[poetsnpeonies]

Hey y'all, Jarrett here—I'm a novice to tumblr but just wanted to say if y'all liked "A Possible Exit", I have a whole chapbook of poems with the same characters :) It's available from Bull City press at https://bullcitypress.com/product/gratitude-list-by-jarrett-moseley-inch-58/

[jovialgnomejpeg]

i saw a man at work the other day wearing a shirt that said "i was normal 2 pomeranians ago" with pictures of his pomeranians on it. important to note he had his pomeranians in his cart

[jovialgnomejpeg]

artists rendition (i forgot to add the poms on his shirt but you get the gist)

[respectissexy]

Every time someone makes an artist's rendition of a weird little guy they saw in public instead of recording them without consent, an angel gets it's wings.

[jovialgnomejpeg]

hello everyone i saw another old man with custom dog merch today at the grocery store. new artists rendition dropped

[cuprumbao]

the duo of all time

[archbudzar]

little black sheep

[sunwingsunset]

Assassin's Creed Origins ↳ Scenery / Sinai

[sunwingsunset]

Assassin's Creed Origins ↳ Scenery / Theban Necropolis

[cavillarie]

Assassin's Creed Origins | Thebes (1/?)

[heraldofsomething]

Assassin's Creed Origins Bayek & Senu

[sunwingsunset]

Your wife is a remarkable woman, Bayek. I know.

[qilingxiong]

watched the stalks of a lavender bush by the bus stop dip and sway from the sheer amount of fat little bumblebees on it and you know what. some things in this world are good