forever too focused on the minutia of it

23 | any pronouns | INTP | queer

[prickly-problematic-programmer]

masterpost of active(ish) sideblogs since i have Too Many

@life-is-a-fantasy - i used to post a lot of moodboards here, might start using it again if i get inspiration. lots of podcast moodboards from when i was really into that.

@a-kickline-is-inevitable - starkid side blog! i don’t use it as much as i used to but it’s still there!

@for-the-love-of-archimedes - sanders sides side blog, i really only use this to reblog fanart and other fan works now, but it’s there lol

@hopelessly-gay-inquisitor - dragon age & mass effect side blog, love these games and the characters in them so much. currently screaming about veilguard for the foreseeable future!

@luke-carder-enthusiast - what can i say inscryption was a good game and so are all the other daniel mullins games.

will update as the list grows (and cut as i stop using some lol)

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Went to the grocery store with my kindergartener. We weighed some bananas: 2 pounds even. We weighed a watermelon: 4 pounds even. We weighed some mangos: a little over 1 pound. We weighed the watermelon AND the bananas: 6 pounds even.

“That’s funny” said the child “because 2+4=6 and two pounds and four pounds is six pounds. It’s like the same as math!”

“What happens if you add 6+1?”

“SEVEN”

“What if we put one pound of mangos on the scale?” <mangos added>

“IT’S THE SAME!!”

“OK, what’s 7-4?”

“Three?”

“What if we take the four pound watermelon off the scale?” <watermelon removed>

“Mama! Are you telling me math works In Real Life? Think of all the things you could measure!!”

[neatlymanifolded]

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[allthatispeculiar]

[thetruemek]

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

[goth-queen]

[razzmothazz]

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

[razzmothazz]

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[itsjesscapade]

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs

[lustcannibalism]

[scrolling through old posts on my blog] I would not fucking say that

[youngerfrankenstein]

I’m gonna be honest it could be any of these at any time.

[tockthewatchdog]

[tackminyard]

affirmations for my printer:

you are not out of paper

you have so much paper

it’s okay to function as intended

you are not out of ink

i just refilled that cartridge last month

you can connect to that computer you’re supposed to connect to

you’re allowed to print things

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

[dadgirlwalking]

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

me and you

[parkchanwoohoo]

The facial expressions of everyone trying not to lose it are killing me

[gunsandfireandshit]

This is painfully American

[dirtbaby2016]

Americans be like it is totally normal for an entire stadium (including military members) to stand at attention while a fast food clown mascot sings the national anthem

[mossgirl]

[laughableillusions]

Real talk tho the concept of Darkiplier is so interesting. Hello everybody my name is Markiplier, I am constantly hunted by the manifestation of my sins in the form of my resurrected dead brother-in-law who is also possessed by my ex-wife who cheated on me and they are sharing the same body. Also my house is evil. I am operating on some Dorian Gray level shit actually. Today we are going to be playing five nights at Freddy’s. The guy who my ex-wife cheated on me with ascended to godhood.