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I love fictional relationships (I come here to escape the dumpster fire that is the world) Same @ over on twitter!

[princessofnoone]

I hate my dreams

last night I dreamed that i (almost) did the deed with Finn from adventure time

All I remember of the dream is that I just walked into this random room with a bed in it, and he was laying on the bed in that cliche position (he was still fully clothed for some reason)

and he was all like “Hey you wanna do it?” with a completely straight face and then I just shrugged and said “Okay it’s fine with me if you want to.” also with a completely straight face

and the last thing I remember is me getting on the bed (again, we were both fully clothed for some reason)

so I guess we didn’t actually do the deed (I’m glad that didn’t happen though, I really don’t want to see what that might have looked like)

I’m sorry to anyone who read this I probably just ruined your whole day

worst part is I’ve only ever seen like 2 episodes of adventure time so I have no idea where my mind got this from but it kinda scares me

[princessofnoone]

IT FUCKING HAPPENED AGAIN EXCEPT THIS TIME IT WAS SORA FROM KINGDOM HEARTS AND NIFFTY FROM HAZBIN HOTEL KEPT INTERRUPTING US

[elenex4]

Pretending I don’t know what abstraction represents for jax to cope with the loss of my wife

[owldude]

Visit Original Link

phineas and ferb but everything is ambiguous and mundane

[databent]

im sorry but this is SO funny and i was jsut OVERCOME with a need to transcribe it

theres a hundred and four days of summer vacation

and school comes along just to end it

so the annual problem for our generation

is finding a good way to spend it

like maybe

building

fighting

climbing

discovering somethin’

or a shower

surfin’

creating

locating frank

finding a bird

painting

and driving

as you can see theres stuff

gonna do it

gonna do it

[phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts]

phineas and ferb heritage post

[no-one-offical]

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[princessofnoone]

get back to your duties peasant

[doodlespatulas]

Redrawing Tales screenshot but make it human designs (part 4/?)

Fun fact i dont think people pay much attention to: when doing these, i need to edit the backgrounds to remove the drawings over them. This one shows it as the shells take a lot of space and had to be carefully drawn over

[jell-o101]

"We want more complicated female characters!"

Ya'll couldn't even handle HER.

[blackstar5078]

Important tags to include actually.

[krabikrabik]

Wow, you realy liked it. Well, I don't have more comic stuff, but I have this silly thing. It's also inspired by @jilliancares fanfic #scatterbrainedandlostinlove (my faivorite work of her's btw!!! Maybe I'll make something else about this masterpiece^-^)

[kalichnikov]

i wanna talk about this shot

[kalichnikov]

if forum signatures still existed this would be mine

[un-javi]

[karvina]

[teslaswife]

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

God fucking damn it

[bored-dromaeosaur]

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[mishajeans]

Let's go on the patrol!

Commission here done for SwanglyCris! Thank you!

[rheadanai]

(rare) happy senioritis boys 🙂

MASTERPOST

No funky texture version:

And my ref:

[finishingschoolbooks]

How to Ride a Werewolf

Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…

[were-ralph]

That’s not how you ride a werewolf ill show you how to ride a werewolf !!

[decepticonsensual]

Not to be all "the children have forgotten the sacred texts!" but I just saw someone refer to a ship between two people who are good friends in canon as a crackship.

Hon. No. Crackship doesn't just mean "not canon". It's difficult to imagine two people who spend significant canon time together as a crackship. Crackship is when you write Galactus getting fucked by Tony the Tiger.

[decepticonsensual]

Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.

[vykodlak]

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

[forgetful-nerd]

The 2012 Turtles entering the Rise dimension:

The Rise turtles entering the 2012 dimension:

Given how drastically different their NYCs are, I’d imagine that for the 2012 turtles, being in the Rise dimension is like experiencing a blindingly bright and sickeningly colorful acid trip. Meanwhile, the Rise turtles would feel that the 2012 Dimension is eerie and unsettling, like they just walked into a horror movie…

[catharticscream]

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

[sickbrokenangel]

[sickbrokenangel]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING RESPONSE IVE EVER GOTTEN ON ANY OF MY POSTS EVER

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[nudityandnerdery]

Hey, we’re in line for some absurd temperatures here in the southwest this week. This is very important to know and keep in mind. Be safe, stay hydrated, stay out of the sun as much as you can.

[kylaralynn]

Remember kids, DO NOT chug half a gallon of water all at once. Go ahead and chug just a bit, but then make yourself stop and take sips consistently over time.

If you’re still desperately thirsty after having some water, you probably need electrolytes. There are many options - eat a pickle, have a gatorade (or whatever brand you prefer), add an electrolyte packet to your water, sprinkle salt on some watermelon, make a fun drink with coconut water.

Foods count for hydration, too! Juicy fresh fruits and veg, cold soups, popsicles!