which way to the baby war

been here too long. twitter is @heccibiggs.

[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[dietspam16]

[sconesfortea]

RIP Anthony Stewart Head (1954 - 2026)

[dogpuppy]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

Linda too.

[froggycakes]

paul dano i have the role of a lifetime for you

[pandabomb]

huh? pompeii? nah dude that song’s so old and overplayed, if the radio station puts that song on one more fucking time I’m gonna—-EH EH OH EH OH EH EH OH EH OH

[caramiaaddio]

oh hey this feels like a good time to mention that bastille did a remix of pompeii. with goddamn hans zimmer. listen to this to blow your tits clean off

[videolottery]

The only media I ever watched was avatar the lost air bender and dnd podcasts can I write a novel to change the world?

[videolottery]

Dear everyone in the notes saying variations of “literally me”

Why don’t you change your life?

[lesbiangiratina]

Youre always so kind and gentle with me olive garden

[puppyghosts]

god this is so great

[hound-of-ulster]

[jabberwockypie]

Area Man Experiences Consequences, Whines About It

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

If you're in the notes thinking this is really only about little origami stars

[jabberwockypie]

Red flags such as:

- Dismissing his girlfriend’s hobbies and interests.

- Talking her out of buying fancy paper because HE doesn’t think it’s important. (Why does it matter if she spends her money on something she likes for her hobbies?)

- Destroying a thing his girlfriend made, repeatedly

- Disregarding when she asked him to stop, because he just couldn’t help himself.

- Ignoring that this thing he’s doing clearly upsets his girlfriend

- Lying to her repeatedly

- That whole mess of homophobic nonsense in the update, and acting like he’s the victim when he actually experiences consequences.

Classic DARVO response (Deny, Attack, Reverse the roles of Victim and Offender).

- First he says it wasn’t him, must have been her roommates destroying her things.

-It’s not a big deal, they’re just little paper stars, why are you making such a big deal about this? It doesn’t matter.

- Trying to guilt-trip her about how she could have seriously damaged his computer with that glitter!  Why is everyone being so MEAN telling him he’s the asshole? And how dare she date someone else! Can’t you see how unfair and TERRIBLE she’s being to him? And he’s ALL ALONE for Thanksgiving because she’s just being so UNREASONABLE. (Totally ignoring that these things are all consequences of his actions.)

Reminder: You can break up with someone for ANY REASON. Even if it’s “not a big deal” - if they’re not respecting you, your belongings, or your boundaries, that is TOTALLY a valid reason to break up with somebody or end a friendship.

[puppyghosts]

You people have to realise that shit like this is obviously fake rage bait. Like you need to remember that people can make things up on the internet. If someone seems SO unreasonable and SO wrong that you’re like “omg how can anyone think like this!!”, the answer is.. they don’t, they just get a kick out of doing numbers on reddit. Negative attention is still attention.

[emziess]

Tony Skins, S01E01 - Released 25 January 2007

[preserving-tiktok]

[stellewriites]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[dogpuppy]

[valtsv]

i refused to stay buried because i love you why are you running

[valtsv]

babe it's me i'm just covered in dirt and blood because i had to claw my way up into the light and crawl on my hands and knees back home to you stop screaming

[peachfromcmbyn]

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

[senatortedcruz]

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

[ratherembarrassing]

this holiday season, don’t forget the power of “i’m going to take a nap” for just getting the fuck away from people for a bit

[thememedaddy]