Is it all right to hit a Nazi unprovoked?
Fuck, yeah.
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Is it all right to hit a Nazi unprovoked?
Fuck, yeah.
âCat rolled in edible glitter and looks like a Galaxyâ
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reblog this to give every trans kid strength for the holidays
to all trans kids: i love you and the world would be much worse without you
Why Isnât Tumblr Freaking Out?!?!
Guys. Article 13 just got passed.
Article 13 just got passed.
Article 13 just got passed!!!!
Article 13 just got passed.
Article 13 just got passed.
Article 13 just got passed!
Article 13 just got passed.
Article 13 just got passed.
I donât know if Iâve said it enough. SoâŠ
ARTICLE 13 JUST GOT PASSED!!!!
I have been on tumblr all morning and havenât seen one post about it yet! I donât understand how!
ARTICLE 13 JUST GOT PASSED!!!!
It was a 438 to 226 fucking landslide vote too. (https://www.theverge.com/2018/9/12/17849868/eu-internet-copyright-reform-article-11-13-approved)
Theyâre voting on it one last time in January 2019, but thatâs barely any time to change anything!!!!
You still have time to call your MEPs so PLEASE!!! Do so.
If youâre outside of the EU, sign this petition: https://www.change.org/p/axel-voss-save-the-internet-reject-article-13-and-11?recruiter=839558037&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=share_petition
If you donât know what this means, itâs basically then end of how the internet currently is in Europe. Memes? Nope. Youtubers? Bye!
Youâd need a license for everything!!!!
And my fellow Americans my be all like, well, whatâs the big deal for us? Itâs a Europe deal.
No, because the Youtubers there that you love so much? This effects them too! Iâm freaking out because Jack, the person who helps my depression go away, may no longer be able to do what he does!
Guys, we need to stop this somehow. Please.
Call your MEPs. Sign petitions. Protest (Peacefully please. Donât get hurt).
Iâm sorry for tagging you guys if you donât want to be or already know, I just want as many people to know as possible!
I canât tag everyone, but if you see this, please reblog it. Spread the news. Sign the petition. Call your MEPs. Do what you can to help stop this from passing in January.
Keep reading
me: *getting ready to sleep*
the demons in my head: cat.(ding ) Iâm a kitty cat. and I dance dance dance.
me: what year am I in
This meme is so ancient most ppl who rebloged this prolly dont even know the video jingle this came from.
12 years. This meme is 12 years old
according to know your meme itâs actually 14 years old. as of today, coincidentally. happy birthday kitty cat dance thank you for your contribution to meme history
dont support industries that are driving animals to extinction thank you!
Also all of the ammonites are already dead so thatâs a plus
This is some truth laid down right here boy.
i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. âi have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,â he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.
This is the opposite of a creepypasta
How is that renowned Republican brand working for you? The pictures above are a reminder of past and ongoing Republican actions and inaction so that people will remember them when they get ready to vote.
TRUTH!
Note to purple states
DONT SHIT WHERE YOU SLEEP! VoteBlue!
You know a few different times Iâve been asked what my biggest regret in life is and I usually say âI donât knowâ but thatâs a lie. A fat lie. My biggest regret is one time in 7th grade I broke a glowstick and drew a heart with Sasukeâs name in it on my bedroom wall but if thatâs not bad enough you know glowsticks usually fade after a day, right? Well not this one- this one stained the wall so even at a grown ass adult thereâs Sasukeâs name in a goddamn giant ass heart on my wall as erasable as the shame in my heart.
My new biggest regret is this post
Do not start reblogging this again I swear to god it hasnât gotten notes for months and now suddenly itâs back in my notifications. Iâve moved out of my house and I am finally free. Let me be free.
You face your shame like a man.
when i came out as trans
[ or, toxic masculinity from the perspective of a trans guy ]
when i came out as trans my warm and loving family supported me
but they treated me differently
when i came out as trans my dad asked if he should start slapping me on the back and socking me in the arm instead of hugging me.
when i came out as trans my mom wanted to know if i would still got with her on fun trips to the mall to buy clothes and home decor items.
when i came out as trans my grandfather looked positively startled and overjoyed when i kissed his cheek and told him to drive safe.
when i came out as trans my grandmother asked if it was okay if she hugged me in public or if it would embarrass me.
when i came out as trans my dad told me that he had a lot to teach meâ he said this because i told him i thought make up was fun.
when i came out as trans my aunt apologized for kissing me on the forehead.
when i came out as trans my uncle gave me a handshake rather than a hug.
when i came out as trans my cousins hesitated to hug me at the door.
when i came out as trans my family hesitated to show me the casual affection and platonic love they had previously felt free to give.
end toxic masculinity.
show your sons as much affection as you would show your daughters.
let your sons indulge in beauty when they want to and always support them.
do not think for one second that the societal expectation of masculinity is more important than the individual feelings and needs of someone you love.
honestly i will never, ever, ever forget the time my nephew sadly said, ânobody ever tells me they love me any more.â
we really need to end toxic masculinity
*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*
you mean, skin?
What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.
A friend of mine who worked leather had this leather conditioner that he used for sunburn that he swore worked fantastically. My face must have displayed my disbelief. He just shrugged and said: âskin is just leather waiting to happenâ. Â
âSkin is just leather waiting to happen.â
Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, thatâs how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.
A visitor.
Itâs like itâs trying so hard to hit us and it just canât do it
All I can imagine is every astronomer drinking heavily from 2002-2003 like âThere it goesâOH FUCK ITâS COMING BACKâ
Thanks moon <3
Moon: YEET
The moon threw it away yay moon
the moon was having none  of it
The best part about this? They took a picture (read: spectrographic analysis) of the thing and found out it wasnât an asteroid at all. It was a piece of a Saturn V rocket, discarded in space decades ago and set into an orbit around the sun. Thatâs right, this motherfucker spent 30 years orbiting the sun, waiting for a chance to have its revenge on the petty humans who abandoned it in the void.
So that weirdly common Star Trek trope in which one of our space probes comes back to fuck us up turned out to be true
If youâre not willing to snort my ashes then what kind of friend are you
you are incredibly valid
Iâm goin to have my ashes mixed in with glitter confetti cannons that will be at my funeral so when my funeral song(thnks fr th mmrs by fall out boy) hits its chorus I can be blasted all over my mourners.
inconveniencing people even from the grave
At my funeral everyone else gets cremated.
This is honestly my favorite single statement in the English language and Iâm willing to bet Iâd love it just as much in any translated form
My best friend wants to have her ashes sprinkled on top of risotto & wants her will to state that whoever eats her ashes can have her estate.
You are so lucky to have this person as a friend
Real Question: Is eating someone thatâs been cremated cannibalism?
You People Comprehensively Exhaust Me
pour my ashes into a hoola hoop and enter as many competions as you can. my spirit will be with you.
Comprehensively
A lot of negativity and bad things in the world sometimes, hereâs some purity. A cow trying to catch a snowflake with itâs tongue! Have a great day everyone!
such a cute milk dog
This is actually very sad: dairy calves are seperated from their mothers, and locked in these confinements until they are slaughtered for veal if they are male or if female: also denied their motherâs milk and later forcefully impregnated and will have their children taken away from them until they are 3-5 years old, no longer producing as much milk and then slaughtered as well (like their mothers before them). Please ditch dairy if you love these angels! There are plenty of wonderful alternatives available.
dairy calves are taken from their mothers because theyâre more likely to live to adulthood if they are. would you rather more dairy calves die just so you can project human emotions on cows?
what are you calling âforcefully impregnatedâ here? artificial insemination, which is much, MUCH safer than live coverings? or live coverings, which would happen much more violently and more frequently in the wild?
most male dairy calves are sold to beef farmers where theyâre allowed to mature. veal is expensive because itâs not a common practice. if veal was as common as you say, it would be dirt cheap.
most of the time, unless thereâs some sort of health issue with the mother, the calves are given regular cowâs milk. itâs much cheaper to feed a calf what you already have on-hand than to go out and buy formula and on top of that pay $200-$500 depending on where youâre from to bring out a vet (which is even more $$$ for a farm visit) to supplement the calf with the antibodies that colostrum provides. that just doesnât make any sense.
Reblogging for the last comment. As a vet student, Iâve had to study a lot about dairy and work for several weeks on dairy farms.
The farmers and workers care a lot about their cows. They spend most of their day with them and know each one, even though there are hundreds in each herd. They know when one isnât feeling herself because she walks in the dairy in the wrong order - they tend to walk in roughly the same order each morning and afternoon and stick with their own âbest friendâ. This is usually how subclinical mastitis is picked up, along with subtle signs that many farmers describe as âshe just didnât look herself today.â