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we're not kids anymore.
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@qualityllamamuffinpanda
Must suck ass to be like. a lawyer or something in the pokemon world. They haven't made any cool lawyer pokemon yet
Ho oh
I think we have different definitions of ‘lawyer’ but sure
Why wouldn't ho oh be a lawyer? They're a Phoenix, wright?
In the kindest way possible, fuck you
They need to make a gavel pokemon to just smack as hard as they can against a table, the lawyer that makes the pokemon faint the fastest starts speaking first
Yesss There is so much paleoart that just draws a dinosaur in the dinosaur equivalent of T-Posing just to show the hypothetical look of the dinosaur, which is fine for study and all, but there are some specific drawings that have several dinosaurs interacting with the environment and each other in realistic ways which we kinda see animals do today and I just ahjadkjblaubvjb4fpwiubvpainfpien in greatness
Your friend requested to be buried with his headset and system, he just came online.
“I can’t believe I have to carry you fuckers from beyond the grave”
“I can’t believe I
have to carry you fuckers
from beyond the grave”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Hacking a dead guy's account is just rude man, but I mean, if he's not gonna use it...
I am a nintendog and you are a tennis ball
Yes Daddy, bite my lips and go fucking apeshit with yourhead tearing my mouth away from my face in bloody destruction, so hot hmmm 😉
"This is not how you make cookies!"
This is like one of those fake cooking/baking videos where they clearly swapped the item out at a certain step to make it look like the terrible recipe worked... except the guy baking them is just as in the dark about how and when the switcheroo happened as the audience is.
OK, so, I'm preety sure this works because this recipe uses sugar as the starch. The cookies turn solid from the egg proteins denaturing and hardening in the heat, the peanut butter offers a base for the whole thing to work on (oil, flavour, etc), and the sugar serves as both the sweetener, as it usually does, but also the "powder" part of the recipe. Don't know if its right
This is the motivation I needed to work on tasks instead of sleeping, thank you for unbedding my room
Plot twist, the name is actually "ur cat" and the person is just answering
No one comes out as trans for “clout”. The next person who says that is getting slapped with a dead carp.
Poor carp, you got to punch those people with a baseball bat
Werwolf monday
Werewolf tuesday
Youre never going to fucking guess what day it is
vampie wednesday?
i’m thinking about that post about how nature is healing with every update in minecraft
minecraft 1.12: more color than ever is brought to minecraft! parrots can be found in the jungle now!
minecraft 1.13: life has returned to the ocean! dolphins and fish and corals and sea pickles and vibrance!
minecraft 1.14: the villagers are remembering their culture and their craft! they’re more advanced than ever!
minecraft 1.15: bee :)
minecraft 1.16: there’s even life in the nether now! a somewhat-thriving society of piglins is there, there’s animals like striders and hoglins, and even forests of fungi!
minecraft 1.17: life is even occurring deep underground! axolotls are swimming around in the caves, new plantlife can be found stored away, and beautiful geodes adorn the underground!
minecraft 1.18: horror and evil and darkness. giant gashes in the world and looming mountains. hideous monster at the bottom of the caves. fucked up evil slime that wants to hurt you. kill kill violence murder kill
What would good be if there was no equal evil to compare it too?
i only have minecraft 1.14 and i played 1.16 for like an hour. what ungodly beings were conjured in 1.18 and where can i see them
this is the Warden! it kills you in one hit and has more health than the ender dragon :) it’s entirely blind so if you hold sneak it will never hurt you because it can’t hear you. it lives at the very bottom of the world (world depth has increased and now the world goes down to -64) where there are a lot more diamonds but also a lot more dangers.
it will come for you if you place blocks, break blocks, walk, eat, and pretty much anything else. wool, however, is very quiet, so you can place it and break it all you want, and it even blocks soundwaves from reaching the warden :)
it’s debated as to whether or not those things in its chest cavity are souls or hearts. when asked about it, the dev who made the warden said “they certainly do look like souls, and they certainly do beat like hearts”
this is the Sculk! it’s the evil slime at the bottom of the world that lives with the warden. it will snitch on you to the warden. also it screams when broken.
what the actual fuck is going on in minecraft
Actually, the terror has been pushd back to 1.19, so now it is basically... 1.18: Orogeny and epirogeny are shaping the world. The bedrock has disolved and opened up a lot of new ground and possibilities. 1.19: Sins of the past are no longer bound in the darkness and now terrorize the underworld below the layers of rocks. Also frogs?
Uncle Iroh is a really smart , wise man , and he’s always so helpful to Zuko , but he really did him dirty with that hair style on his date
Like this is one of the few things that Iroh did wrong adjsktv what the hecc Iroh
You mean that haircut so painfully, obviously awful that any self-respecting date would immidiately ruffle it, thus guarunteeing Zuko the first bit of friendly touch from someone other than his uncle for more than three years? Or the haircut so bad that it will imidiately trigger mocking jokes and help break the tension that Zuko is so prone to?
Iroh wins again.
pai sho is a game about planning and taking into account the opponents potential moves.
don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control
was
I was today years old when i learned
1. another nae for rooster or male chicken is Penis 2. Roosters are the reproductive organ of an animal I must assume is much bigger
they are goig to fucking kill her
Excuse me, what the fuck is that?
We will never forget you.
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What are you all trying to find???
A way to bring him back
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it didn’t look enough like a Real Hospital so I fixed it :)
Red is a colour of love and healing according to colour theory. This looks appropriate to me.
Fucking hate pet rent. You want my cat to pay rent? She is a cat. Cats don’t have jobs. Idiot.
Excuse me? What, and I can not overstate this enough, the fuck is pet rent?
The US is hostile to both human and animal life
I always wnd up reading US as us and think of some cult or something, and that would be peak shitposting. "The Us is hostile to both human and animal life. The Us will rise and consume all human and animal life. Submit to the Us and save your loved ones. Join Us today."
absolutely obsessed with the way Fahrenheit is legitimately a superior temperature measurements for day to day life than celsius (more precise, accessible, and understandable) but ppl refuse to admit to it bc they’re so caught up with the “silly americans refuse to convert to metric” gag
fun little info graph I found
[id: three identical number lines with 0 at one and and 100 at the other, labelled “Fahrenheit” “Celsius” and “Kelvin”. The ends are labelled, respectively:
Fahrenheit: Really cold outside - Really hot outside Celsius: Fairly cold outside - Dead Kelvin: Dead - Dead]
OP, it's only more useful for Americans because you're not regularly boiling water.
0° Celsius gets you ice. 100° Celsius gets you tea.
It's a very simple system.
Genuinely fascinated by this world in which Americans don’t boil water on a regular basis and a thermometer is necessary to know whether water is frozen or boiling.
All of these are exellent points. I propose we either: use one for cooking and the other for exactitudes, or make a new one using the best of both.
‖ː‖`Switch everyone 'n' everything to Kelvin, make everything exponentially more confusing, 'cause chaos, let all things fail`.‖ː‖
That works too
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Farenheit is important for feeling the temperature, but is VERY BAD in any scientific system because the changes in temperature are not constant. Changing from 0 C to 100 C is the same as from 1000 C to 1100 C, but Farenheit is different, which creates confusion and makes it difficult to apply it to formulas. Also, I completely approve of using Kelvin. Not only is it great for science, it is also great for creating chaos, and I fucking love chaos
‖ː‖`Let chaos consume all that is`.‖ː‖
From a scientific standpoint everything is aready consumed by chaos. I think that will help quench your desire //:://
‖ː‖`There's a difference between entropy, mathematical chaos, 'n' Chaos. I am only interested in the third.`‖ː‖
Oh I see, then in that case I can't offer you peace of mind. You should try contacting my good friend Cthullu, he may be able to help
