I could've sworn on my life that today was Tuesday, but apparently it's Wednesday.
Clearly I'm stuck in whatever the opposite of a Time Loop is. Which I guess would just be the
✨ Flow of Time ✨
Does anybody know how to escape that?
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I could've sworn on my life that today was Tuesday, but apparently it's Wednesday.
Clearly I'm stuck in whatever the opposite of a Time Loop is. Which I guess would just be the
✨ Flow of Time ✨
Does anybody know how to escape that?
Maybe They're
✨ Born with it ✨
Maybe it's a
Maladaptive Coping Mechanism
Raindrops on mushrooms and talons on creatures
Bright glowing eyes all scanning your features
Dark flying figures with ominous wings
These are a few of my favorite things
No spoons,
no knives,
not even a fork
Just vegetable peelers and corn cob holders: useful for only a few specific & very simple tasks, but will just draw blood and make a mess if you tried to use them for anything else.
The "Birds Aren't Real" Conspiracy is itself a conspiracy meant to obscure the fact that
Birds create Time
Reality is THEIR fault and they're trying to ditch the blame!
if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band
It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*
Me two minutes ago: “cry with joy? an animation of cats playing instruments made someone cry with joy?”
Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)
CAT PARADE IS BACK
there are SO MANY cute little details in this
So I was looking for the full version of this video cause i always get sad when this one cuts off the ending and–
not only has the original creator made an HD version,
they also made a reanimated “deluxe” version! with even more cute easter eggs!
Rowlet pattern and dress
Created by: @minuecharm and @geishasunrise
I have so many questions
In the name of everything decent in this world, you have got to turn the sound on.
u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside
Tag your current age and how old you were when you joined Tumblr
Before the computing era, ILM was the master of oil matte painting, making audiences believe that some of the sets in the original Star Wars and Indiana Jones trilogy were real when they weren’t. They were the work of geniuses like Chris Evans, Michael Pangrazio, Frank Ordaz, Harrison Ellenshaw and Ralph McQuarrie ! Forever thank you, to their handmade art and the work of their colleagues, that made us dream of impossible worlds and fantastic places across Earth and the Universe.
There are more background paintings on this article, featuring comments by the masters/artists themselves !
Some of the following pieces were made by other artists 2:
exCUSE ME?!?!!??!??! TheYRE PAINTINGS?!??!!?!
SHUT UP I thought they were miniatures!!!!
It’s too beautiful. I could cry.
I love this because I’ll be watching a movie and think “how did they do that? Is that a building they built for this movie? Was it there beforehand? Is it cardboard or CGI? Is that actually some place on Earth that they’re filming?” And the answer to all of these now is “nope, that’s a painting”. I can’t believe some of the most iconic, familiar shots were paintings!
@deadcatwithaflamethrower
I forget that there are fandom podlings and fully grown adults who, thanks to the way Lucasfilm shuffled stuff for the prequels and then again with the Disney purchase, have never seen the matte paintings. And they are glorious, amazing things.
The CGI bullshit additions came later, and it was completely fuckin’ unnecessary.
medically accurate muscle chart:
As someone who works in therapy for a living, I can confirm this is 100% accurate
@cosmicdwarf
For Traitor: neck retraction exercise. While lying in bed with your head flat against the mattress, give yourself the biggest double chin you can. Repeat 10 times.
For Jackass: stop hiking your shoulders up to your ears. This is pretty much a stress thing, it’s human instinct to protect our neck when we’re under stress so that predators can’t get at it. Easiest way to do that is be elevating the shoulders, so. Periodically take not of where your shoulders are at.
Absolute Fuckwaffle: stretch out your chest. The rhomboids on the back work to keep our shoulder blades back, so when we’re hunched forward they are constantly straining to do their job. Unfortunately it’s not as simple as telling you to stand up straight, since our pectorals get chronically tight and prevent us from doing so. Step one: pectoral stretches. Hold for at least 20 seconds.
Asshole: Superman exercises. Like the rhomboids, the ESGs are straining against the slump. Stretching the chest will help them, too, but then you e got to strengthen your back. Do 20 of those per day.
traitor tried to murder me last night and fuckwaffle is always up on my shit
I’m gonna try these tips
Trans Man In Need Of Help
Hey everybody! My name is Tobias. I’m a trans guy who is turning 28 later this month. I have a debilitating combination of mental health issues that are preventing me from working. Right now I’m in a partial hospitalization program after a recent discharge from inpatient psychiatric care. I’m throwing my all into my recovery, but it is really slow going, as some of you may know.
[Image description: Tobias is smiling at the camera wearing blue glasses sitting in the passenger seat of the car]
I meet the minimum qualifications of ‘disabled’ by definition and then some, but proving that case is of course very difficult. I have better odds than some due to the overwhelming amount of documentation that will be provided in my appeal. I’ve had three hospitalizations, three PHPs including the one in progress, and a new diagnosis since I initially applied. In addition to this new information, my care team has been able to track down further documentation that this is a chronic condition and is not likely to change within twelve months, in addition to the length of time that I have already gone where I am not able to earn substantial gainful employment.
I have tried really hard not to do this but I am at the point where I need some outside help. I have done my best to keep this within my support network but we just can’t do it ourselves anymore. I know that I am asking for a lot but I truly wouldn’t if I didn’t need the help. Please reblog even if you can’t contribute.
Some screenshots of my GoFundMe campaign are attached (under the cut) and even if you don’t want to donate there, the cost breakdown of where the money will go and what the most important costs are.
GoFundMe — Campaign name is Help Toby Trample Trauma! Birthday Extravaganza! ***(My birthday is coming up very soon!)***
Cash app — $TobyHamm
PayPal — PayPal.me/TobyHamm
Note: My CashApp and PayPal are under my legal name. I made the unfortunate mistake of allowing my ‘family’ to have a say in my name change. This time I picked for me, without any external input. If this causes any concern, please do not hesitate to reach out to me. I’m willing to provide the receipts as the modern adage goes.
Thank you all so very much for reading and supporting as best as you are able. It does mean a lot to me.
I unironically adore weird teenagers who don’t know exactly what the hell is going on yet. This kid came in for a job interview at the grocery store today wearing very nice slacks and suspenders and a bow tie, with his lil pink hair all done up, and I’m just like, “Oh, we gotta hire this kid. He kicks ass. Motherfucker’s going to groceries prom and we couldn’t stop him if we tried. He’s my manager now; I only answer to grocery prom kid.”
Date a boy who asks you if you like flowers because he wants to plant a garden with you.
Roses in the garden so he can cut a fresh one every day..
I have a headcanon that Hermione insists her children attend some primary muggle schooling before Hogwarts, just as she had done. Now, imagine Arthur Weasley attending his grandchild’s science fair, being the ultra proud grandfather….and yet also completely geeking out over absolutely EVERYTHING.
Canon
“That is a volcano, that is a VERY SMALL VOLCANO, how - young lady, how did you make this? Baking soda and food coloring? MARVELOUS!”
the kids would love him.
Never have I ever loved anything more than I love this
All the muggle teachers would think he was being so adorable, “pretending” not to know how potato batteries and mini-volcanoes work, fawning over the hard work the kids did on even the simplest the projects. And he comes every year, because after the kids have aged out (”gone on to some boarding school in Scotland,” the teachers say over bad coffee in the break room, “they didn’t seem the type”), he gets an honorary invitation to the fair every year, because he never stops making the kids feel smart and good.
“And this airy-o-plane, it flies by means of a… rubber band? Did I hear that correctly? No magic at all? Doesn’t flap its wings like a bird? MARVELOUS! What an ingenious method of flight!” *looks around* “You, sir! With the ribbons! This child deserves one of those prizes!”
@deadcatwithaflamethrower
This is so wholesome.
Arthur Weasley, as the Science Fair attendee we all deserve.
holy shit SLAIN
@doomybot can you past the Turing test?
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3 ½ years on T, 3 years post top surgery, and turning 55 in July 😳. It’s never too late.
<3
This makes me so happy
Never too late!!!!!
Whoever this is, bless you. Fucking bless you. Even if I don’t have the resources to transition soon, this gives me hope that I can still become the man I want to be 20+ years in the future. Thank you, thank you, thank you. And thank you to everyone who reblogged this until it reached my dash, too. Thank you for giving me the ability to see this. I have HOPE now.
take a look at this man! it is lovely to see older members of the trans community!