Hey Babes.

Mira. Queer. 20. Recovering fandom trash.

[i-m-snek]

Local snake confronts impostor: Turns out to be a paper towel roll. More at 7

[previouslysane-archive]

a harry potter au where everything is exactly the same except harry’s glasses have transition lenses

[iguanamouth]

im totally fucking serious i want the next sci-fi movie blockbuster to be about exorcising the ghosts of malevolent dinosaurs

[iguanamouth]

i just lost a follower well guess whos not getting tickets to the opening night of velocigeist: revenge of the cretaceous 

[hboldref]

What about Tyrannosaurus Rexorcist?

[iguanamouth]

[hboldref]

And there’s that classic scene that’s in every horror movie when the character goes to the bathroom and opens the mirror

and everything seems fine

but then she

closes it

[spyderqueen]

Has Syfy not already done this one? How not?

[patrickat]

They were left behind on the island. They weren’t prepared for…

THE VELOCIRAPTURE

Better start to prey.

[jabberwockypie]

I feel like, while not the same as the ideas discussed here, this movie might still be something that people in this thread might want to know about.

[headspace-hotel]

Me before seeing this post: ehh I’m not that interested in movies

[mymanherc]

WHY ARE THERE NIN-nevermind. Stupid question. 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Me, texting my girlfriend: BABE I KNOW WHAT WE NEED TO WATCH TONIGHT

[vo-kopen]

Is it wrong that my first thought was “but a velociraptor should have feathers.” Like that was my one reservation with the premise?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 That makes sense because that is the one and only thing about this concept that is not true to real life <3

[thanos-the-dad-titan]

Why have I not been informed of these movies?!?!?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Sadly, only that last one is apparently real…the others don’t exist…YET O.O

[phoenix-effigy]

Sharknado has paved the way for any strange movie concept to become a success

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Now that sharks have appeared in Every Possible Scenario it’s time for dinosaurs to get their turn!

[iconuk01]

Is now a bad time to mention Triassic Attack (2010)?

A Native American owner of a kitschy roadside museum accidentally brings to life three dinosaur fossils. Now really annoyed, the giant dinos wreak havoc on the small town and the local university

An actual film about the ghosts of dinosuars animating their fossilised skeletons to seek vengeance!!

The circle is complete

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I think my favourite things about this are

1) That apparently it’s possible to ACCIDENTALLY bring Dinosaur Skeletons to life like ironically I now have EVEN MORE QUESTIONS than I would have if I was told someone had done this on purpose

and

2) The fact that the dinosaurs are described as being “Really annoyed” with the implication being that all it takes is the level of irritiation we might feel waiting in line behind someone taking too much time to pay for their items or being put on hold while on the phone to make dinosaur skeletons rampage O.O

[bartfargo]

It says “really annoyed” because some store owners don’t like it when you write “pissed off” where children can see it.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I like “Really Annoyed” better personally :D 

“Dinosaur skeletons have returned to life…and they are ANNOYED”

Dinosaurs: (LOUD GRUMBLING AS THEY EAT US ALL)

[queen-gorgo]

How about having a plot where an oil company accidentally releases a dinosaur ghost that is possessing the oil and going on a rampage?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I like this idea though I will be rooting for the ghosts :D

[witchling-guidence]

How much to fund these!

[rad-dragon]

working in the drive-thru

[lubricates]

me: and would you like a hot wheels or barbie toy with that, ma'am?

woman: uh… it’s for a boy.

me: okay congratulations

me: do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy

woman: i want a boy toy please

me: haha dont we all

woman:

me:

me: so do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy you have to choose

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

[stillnotpoliticallycorrect-deac]

Is this real? Because it is fucking hilarious! (Maybe it should have been a Prius?)

[hattersadventures-deactivated20]

Nope, it’s fake but reaaaaaally funny.

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

it’s real this happened 

[hattersadventures-deactivated20]

I checked his Twitter, Didn’t see it.

So

Not real

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

No it’s real Jill followed him with her Mazda and threw a crystal and then he tweeted this

[hattersadventures-deactivated20]

Link me to the tweet.

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

It’s real Jill did this

[hattersadventures-deactivated20]

Link me to the tweet or I am calling bullshit.

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

Have a fuckin sip of this tea right here http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/153697044894/looks-like-this-recount-has-him-shook

[hattersadventures-deactivated20]

I asked you to link me to the Tweet, not Instagram, you absolute Moron.

That is an edit.

The fuck is wrong with you?

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

It’s not an edit it’s real and it happened

[hattersadventures-deactivated20]

You are a confirmed crazy person.

I don’t like being associated with nutters so;

Shoo!

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

Anyways this tweet happened I saw it

[adult-ing-and-kpoping]

Guys. This is how “fake news” spreads. 

This is literally how this orange nut-bag got elected. 

People didn’t bother “googling” or getting their facts straight. So people believed it and then voted for a fascist lunatic.

That is an edit. Just because you “saw” it. Doesn’t make it real. 

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

[undying-coals]

B- satire; too realistic, easily confused with the issue being mocked

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

[kryptodrakonprogenitor]

It was warm enough to take this nerd outside for a bit today. :)

[catsi]

mom and i went to the local archives and i found the Parish record of my dads baptism and he was a bastard child so for some reason the best way these methodists in 1937 thought to show this was to write, in the column under “sex”, the word ‘male’ in tiny letters and then the word ‘ILLEGITIMATE’ in big letters skskdksjjf like ok KINDA rude

[catsi]

[hufflepuff-headcanons]

honestly the harry potter fandom is so wild like we’ve all collectively refused to accept cursed child as canon but some college kids tell us hufflepuffs are particularly good finders and we don’t even question it

[blaukrautsuppe]

I didn’t truly get the whole “death of the author” paradigm until I watched the harry potter fandom collectively divorce JKR

[amirrorcalledthemoon]

hey you guys want some fuckin uuuuuuuh bi pride?

[amirrorcalledthemoon]

hey you guys want some fuckin uuuuuuuuh pan pride?

[amirrorcalledthemoon]

hey you guys want some fuckin uuuuuuuuuh ace pride?

[amirrorcalledthemoon]

hey you guys want some fuckin uuuh aro pride?

[weavemama]

THESE ARE THE KARMA STORIES I LIVE FOR

[bonscottintheimpala]

SLIPPITY SLAP LOVR WHEN KARMA FIGHTS BACK

HIPPITY HOP THIS BOI FUCKED UP A LOT

[piesnake]

Three modes:

1) Periscope.

2) Pretzel.

3) Explore!

[twinking-deactivated20150125]

looking back at your first url 

[iero]

My love for the Internet has ruined my sense of humor because I’ve been laughing at this meme for the past five minutes.

[electric-boys-deactivated202011]

[beeefy]

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

[ryanthedemiguy]

You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )

[freudiandip]

what kind of eyes do y’all have 

[natrasharomanova]

i work at a children's hospital. as per hospital regulations, all employees have to go through regular fire safety trainings. most of it is pretty standard. and then there's the Baby Vest.

it looks like this:

it fits six babies. and in the event of a fire we're literally supposed to just put it on, fill it with babies, and then evacuate the building.

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

last night I was denouncing some forgettable shitbag to my girlfriend and said “even the ground wouldn’t want him to rot in it” and was instantly projected into the body of a gnarled old irish woman 200 years ago, spinning thread and spitting on the ground as I bitch and look out to sea.

[cuddlingwithsatan]

When you bitch so hard you astral project into one of your past lives

[lesbianmarx-deactivated20190409]