mhm.

incredible

[destielgaysex]

[angelbabymikaa]

“tattoos are going out of style” they’ve been around for a thousand years im sorry you’re conservative now get well soon ig

[skyberia]

was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out

[nieyao]

the comments have me in tears

[abowlofjellyfish]

[twiggies-draws]

@rogue-bard

It DOES have a sign. It turns on when it detects something too tall for the bridge. It even flashes. And the traffic lights will go red to get people to stop when it detects an over height vehicle so they read the signs. (note this lovely example where the lights are red, because the truck thought it was better than the lights)

[library-seraph]

every time I see this post I've forgotten how clearly signposted the canopener bridge is, and every time it hits me like a truck (hitting the canopener bridge and getting the top of its trailer ripped asunder)

[filmgifs]

DONNIE DARKO 2001 — dir. Richard Kelly

[blanketforcas]

[deancrowleycas]

[quinncylove]

Bella 100 years after being turned: you guys ever try wearing foil hats to keep Edward out of your head?

Emmet from across the house: FUCK

*speedy Emmet sounds*

*Emmet appears with foil hat*

*Edward makes mildly pissed off confused face*

Everyone else in the house: FUCK?!

~later at school Rosalie is seen wearing a perfectly constructed foil baseball cap~

[byjove]

why don’t we have dancing plagues anymore

[byjove]

this is the funniest “it’s cause you’re on our phone” of all time

[quinncylove]

TikTok

[notallmensheviks]

catholic pez

[rat-mama]

[mitski-miyawakis]

[shoelace-and-friends]

[spacecrygirl]

[notallmensheviks]

good work everyone

[therogueheart]

“I do not bargain,” says The Empty, wearing his face like a mirror. 

“Neither do I,” says the Righteous Man, wearing a snarl like a wolf. 

“It is done,” says The Empty. 

“Then make it undone,” says he, a wolf in the face of a higher power. But this wolf has teeth and this wolf has no fear for things of power. It has tasted the blood of things greater and grander. 

“There is a balance,” says The Empty. 

“Then I will break the scale,” says the Righteous Man. The un-doer of Gods. This mortal, slayer of monsters and makers. 

Of this, The Empty does not doubt. 

“Very well,” it says. It is tired. A bargain made in greed is not worth the wrath of the Righteous Man. He has slain things bigger and bolder. What is The Empty in the shadow of Gods and legends?

“Hello, Dean,” says the Angel, when The Empty sleeps and the Righteous Man weeps.

[hermywolf]

[hardcoremisery]

dean and cas as the demolition lovers for suptober day 10, crossover

[expressions-of-nature]

Stavropol Krai, Russia by lanchenba laishram

[dear-ao3]

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

[dear-ao3]

THATS TUPPERWARE

[sobutmermaids]

i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?

[dear-ao3]

delaware is too powerful

[uncertaininnit]

what the fuck

[dear-ao3]

[skaktusposts]

Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?

[dear-ao3]

THATS HOME DEPOT ???

[skaktusposts]

I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!

[dear-ao3]

.....ace hardware....?

[uncertaininnit]

this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post

[dear-ao3]

but at what cost

[publiusmaximum]

This post launched at 8am PST on 12 Feb 2021. The above conversation has happened in 3 hours.

[dear-ao3]

[uncertaininnit]

he WHAT? i thought he was from. w. wait. ???

[dear-ao3]

delaware stole the presidents shoelaces for clout and became too powerful

[likethehorrormovie]

From the UK- and what do you mean Delaware isn't a type of ceramic?

[dear-ao3]

it is now

[tome-itwas]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame is it too early?

[kkshowtunes]

Isn’t delaware what they make computers on???

[dear-ao3]

software ??

[you-say-that-so-often]

I think they meant Dell Ware, a specific computer type. We had a Dell computer once.

I thought Delaware was that famous singer they spoofed in Zootopia.

[dear-ao3]

gazelle??

[king-finnigan]

oh i thought delaware was that one british singer lady, you know, the one from chasing pavements

[dear-ao3]

that's fucking adele

[metamelonisle]

isn’t delaware that place you go when you die

[shirtshawaiian]

youre thinking of superhell and all of you are going there

[totalrosalia]

how the fuck did any of you come to the conclusions you all made

[dear-ao3]

we live in america?

[vigilantsycamore]

I thought Delaware was that food delivery service that keeps interrupting youtube videos with their ads when I'm trying to have a good time

[abnormalmind777]

..... are you talking about Doordash???

[destiel-is-canon-what]

Isn't Delawere the name of that one girl in the song that goes "Hey there, Delawere"? She's from NYC or something.

[dear-ao3]

THATS HEY THERE DELILAH

[katherynefromphilly]

Pausing here to point out that op is “dear-AO3″ and now I’m wondering if Delaware fanfic would be categorized as RSF (real state fic) or AU (alternate unitedstates)

[dear-ao3]

stop i do not want to think about this 

[joyflameball]

Isn’t Delaware that SPN ship that exploded the internet

[dear-ao3]

[forensicrodentfool]

Everyone on this post:

[sith-shenanigans]

I love that the “no, that’s [x]” meme is making a comeback here and only here and nobody has any idea what’s going on

[jmercedesd]

Keep up the good work, we can make poor OP have a melt down yet. 

[dear-ao3]

[callme-corpse-septiceye]

Isn't delaware that one brand of pizza that's like "it's not delivery, it's delaware."

[dear-ao3]

[paulblartinum]

isn't delaware the god of the sea

[dear-ao3]

[robbietherat]

Isn't Delaware the name of that guy who painted the Mona Lisa?

[dear-ao3]

[lordechostan]

delaware is that one evil cyborg guy that has a son named Luke and a red laser sword

[kiwikipedia]

Thats Darth Vader. Im pretty sure Delaware is that other red-laser sword guy. You know. The one that stabbed Qui-Gon.

[dear-ao3]

what have i created

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

I usually only reblog older posts, but this definitely deserves to be in every tumblr hall of fame

[dear-ao3]

this post has only existed for 8 days. 

[salemruinseverything]

happy one month birthday

[just-brain-thoughts]

This is just the “no odd number have the letter e”post

[articulate-anxious-atheist-deac]

it’s ALL odd numbers have “e” silly!

(odd numbers end in the digits 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 (one, three, five, seven, nine) and the only ones for which the word version doesn’t end in those words are/end in eleven, thirteen, fifteen, seventeen, nineteen. I will NOT elaborate or defend this lest this post become another. ur free to do this yourselves if you want tho)

[gumi-megpoidd]

i mean no even numbers end with 1, 3, 5, 7, or 9

[ainosukes-sadism]

oh no please dont make another number discourse im still reeling from the last one

[irenethehotdog]

What about infinity, if it's infinite the technically at one point as it goes on forever it does end in in either 1,3,5,7, or 9 but because it's infinite it's neither even nor odd. Yes? No? Idk I'm drunk

[dear-ao3]

this was posted exactly one month ago to the minute. 87k notes.

[goldenzingy46]

@dear-ao3​ do you need a hug

[dear-ao3]

yes

[mysnis]

What a chaotic energy and turn of events.

[ur-favorite-queer-queen]

Almost woke my sister up when reading this, laughed way too hard

[dear-ao3]

here, for all you fuckers asking, this is the damn delaware post

[galpalkirk]

pussy

Based on your likes!

[valtsv]

you call yourself god's gift to women but you will never be him

[valtsv]

[xxxsarihartxxx]

[keikomivra]

spncreatorsdaily 2k celebration | day 4: favorite character

cas + manipulate. mansplain. malewife.

{insp}