I've decided to allow the Internet to pick at whatever's wrong with me! I'm a Danganronpa, obey me and the arcana fan (along with various other fandoms here and there, bat fam, Ouran high school host club, exta ) I don't expect to gain a ton of traction but whatever! We'll see how the fates treat me. Ask me anything! I'll answer honestly, it's hard to offend me.
For context gundham is gonna be vegan! (As well as very autistic coded) I do apologize if I mess up with ethier since I A. Am not vegan. And B. While I do have ADHD, it's not the same so I might get some things wrong 😅 if I make a mistake you can burn me at the stake I guess 👁️👄👁️ (I'm also probably gonna call him gundham more than Tanaka, I'm just more used to it, if y'all care enough I'll switch it)
The kid had been talking for 7 minutes straight. Jason looked over the kid while he was busy explaining how Jason's bike "called to him" the kid was... certainly something. But Jason had delt with worse. His left arm was covered in bandages. Jason couldn't see any blood spots...but Jason still filed it away under probably important.
"hey kid, when's the last time you ate?"
The boy scoffed. "The great Gundham needs no sustenance."
Jason sighed behind his mask, looking the kid up and down. It was hard to tell much underneath all the ridiculous layers, but he certainly didn't look like he'd had a good meal in a while. "...You want Bat Burger? I'll pay, and you'll get a ride on the bike."
Gundham's expression twisted in disgust. "You dare insinuate that I, a great overlord, would consume the flesh of a beast, those who serve me? PATHETIC."
Jason tried not to rub at his forehead."Okay. Vegetarian, then." He paused. "...Where is it that Damian likes to eat? I think bat burger has vegan burgers..."
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Gundham wasn't sure he trusted this masked mortal. Of course his metal beast was very impressive. And he was unfortunately plagued by the needs of his mortal form. ...4 days in the fun house. While he needed no sustenance...his accursed mortal form was weak. And while he loathed the thought of bowing to the metal faced mortal before him...the thought of his generals going hungry made him turn his hand. Only temporarily of course
"Fine. You, will take your overlord, to this...place of burgers and bats. Make no mistake this is no alliance but simply a means of observing my new soon to be territory."
Gundham was escorted a ride on the fabulous metal beast, making sure to keep a comforting hand on his generals the whole time. They did not like the roaring beast, and Gundham found he too did not enjoy the loud rumble.
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Jason had gotten the kid to some food, though Jason noticed the boy was stiff the whole ride. He was sitting across from Jason on the booth. The kid happily ate the impossible burger. Though he had apparently decided to dismantle it? He pulled the lettuce and the tomato out, tearing them into little chunks.
"Kid. What are you doing?"
Gundham scoffed like it was obvious "preparing tribute."
Jason blinked behind his helmet "tribute??? For what-"
Jason was cut off as four little hamsters crawled out of Gundham's scarf. "My dark Devas of destruction! My right hand generals. My loyal friends." He puffed out his chest proudly as the hamsters began to nibble on the tomato and lettuce. "Cham-p" he pointed to the largest one. "Maga-z" he pointed to the one with a chipped ear "san-d" then to the orange and white one and finally "jum-p" pointing to the one sleepily rubbing his little eyes
"FUHAHA. THEY SHALL FEAST AND DESTROY ALL. BOW TO YOUR SOVEREIGN AND PREY THEY MAY SPARE YOU MORTAL"
Jason paused. Looked at the four hamsters on the table and just "...have those been here the whole time??? How are you storing them in your scarf??? Is it fucking magic??? I took you on a motorcycle with those?!? Do you know how unsafe that is- you know what nevermind sure why not..." He slumped slightly "rat catcher 2.0 I guess???"
Gundham smirked, taking a bite from his burger, nose wrinkling slightly but eating it anyways. "Your tribute is pitiful. This false imitation of a beast for consumption is vile"
Gundam Tanaka in Gotham. Jason todd is his dad. It's beautiful. 😔 And really stupid
it was supposed to be just another night. Some small crime ring to break up, nothing big. Jason parked the bike not far from the criminals base of operations. He took his keys with him, he wasn't stupid it was crime alley after all, taking down the base had been easy, 20 minutes tops. No, the problem was returning to his bike.
Jason turned the corner, spinning the keys in one gloved hand only to find...a kid. No older than 15 trying to hijack his precious baby! His motorcycle. What the fuck kid???
"hey! What the fuck are you doing! Listen I know crime alley is tough but you can't just-" his voice cut off as the boy turned around...he looked just like Jason did at 15. ... except his hair was styled stupidly, and ...was that a fake scar? What...the fuck?
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The last thing gundham remembered was dying. A villainous end. ...the terrifying feel of his own blood spilling on the ground. The next time he opened his eyes ...he was in an ally way (gross) in a city he didn't recognize. Of course his first instinct was to check for his beloved generals
"san-d, cham-p, maga-z, jum-p? Have you joined me in this mortal plane my loyal generals?" Finding the hamsters tucked safely into his scarf, fast asleep, he felt a wave of relief.
"humph. I suppose I am not fully abandoned by the mortal plane. ...now, to explore this future domain before I conquer it myself." Stepping out into the streets he wrinkled his nose at the smell of pollution, how foul. Humanity once again placing itself above the rest of the world. Despicable. Walking around a little more he spotted a motorcycle on the side of the road. All black with red accents, clearly custom built...it called to him. ...and seeing as it was unattended and calling to it's true master...he set on figuring out how to hijack the bike. ...not very successfully. He wasn't a machine person.
His head whipped around, hearing a voice and being greeted by the visage of a full red motorcycle helmet wearing man in a leather jacket
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Jason was...confused as fuck. Especially when the kid started talking
"HOW DARE YOU INTUDE ON I, THE GREAT GUNDHAM TANAKA, OVERLORD OF ICE, DARK PRINCE OF THE SHADOWRELM-"
The boy continued to monologue for a few more minutes. Thoughts of Jason's first meeting with Batman came to mind, his attempt to steal the tires from the batmobile. ...the irony wasn't lost on jason
OOPS!!! I kinda disappeared off the face of the earth for a little bit, but im back with a new Gotham hyperfixation!!! And new OCS yay!
Specifically Im super into Peter Parker in Gotham, especially the dick Grayson is Peter's dad pipeline!!!
Damian is my favorite. Something about how grumpy he is and his need for love but his refusal to show it like a normal human makes my heart happy. I adore the angry wet cat i found on the sidewalk
I also have a stupid idea for a crossover im half considering writing...but I'm shit at writing 🥲
Gundham Tanaka kinda looks like Jason todd? Just me? I don't know why this crossover is stuck in my head but gundham getting thrown into Gotham and him being Jason's surprise son would be so fun. Would anyone actually want me to try writing this??? It would probably suck so hard lol. (He would so befriend the rat catcher)
Anyways...if anyone actually cares (or would be willing to help me write this) let me know!
NEW BITS FOR MY AU. gundham gets thrown into Gotham after he dies in the games (the dark devas are there too don't ask questions) and Jason abandons his motorcycle for a few seconds only for gundham to go "...the dark metal horse calls to me" aka, this ride is sick as hell and attempts to steal Jason's bike (not very well gundham doesn't know how to hijack a bike) and Jason comes back to what looks to be, him at 15 but more emo trying to steal his bike (Jason trying to steal the batmobile wheels anyone? Oh the irony.) and now this child is dramatically threatening him with hamsters and god, Jason is too old for this shit 😔
OOPS!!! I kinda disappeared off the face of the earth for a little bit, but im back with a new Gotham hyperfixation!!! And new OCS yay!
Specifically Im super into Peter Parker in Gotham, especially the dick Grayson is Peter's dad pipeline!!!
Damian is my favorite. Something about how grumpy he is and his need for love but his refusal to show it like a normal human makes my heart happy. I adore the angry wet cat i found on the sidewalk
I also have a stupid idea for a crossover im half considering writing...but I'm shit at writing 🥲
Gundham Tanaka kinda looks like Jason todd? Just me? I don't know why this crossover is stuck in my head but gundham getting thrown into Gotham and him being Jason's surprise son would be so fun. Would anyone actually want me to try writing this??? It would probably suck so hard lol. (He would so befriend the rat catcher)
Anyways...if anyone actually cares (or would be willing to help me write this) let me know!
ah. The beautiful and majestic kork. In his natural habitat. Solitary creatures.
I know there's a whole lot of controversy with korekiyo, he's certainly not a fan favorite, but I quite enjoy his backstory. He's a super deep character, and I'm always sad to see him reduced to Alabama seasaw man. Especially when he's made out to be some kind of creep. Especially when he's the victim of his story. Does that excuse the murder of many women? Absolutely not. But he's much more interesting. Also I find it odd he's treated so much less favorably than genocide Jill/sho when they're very similar characters, both mass murderers with abusive backgrounds. Anyways, kork needs some love. And therapy. Preferably the therapy.
He's so silly! I love him. That perfect mix of stupid genius! And the egg boys??? Uhg. I like that his hood flares like a real cobra when he's angry. Perfect little guy
AHHHH look at him!!!! He's so cute and squishy and RAAAAA. I love him so much. He deserves the WORLD. there's something about men that go bright red at the smallest things that make me giggle and kick my feet. His route is my favorite. I too wish to live in the forest with my bear husband, and his chickens and dog. Smh. Life could be great.
I also want to say ITS HIS FAULT. my type in men? IT ALL STARTED WITH HIM. hell wolf from the lunar Chronicles IS JUST MURIEL IN A DIFFERENT FONT. Even my beloved gundham. Now you may be thinking 'hey. Rose. Dumbass. Muriel and Gundham are completely different people' NO THEY AREN'T. I headcannon both of them to be autistic, they both enjoy the presence of animals over people because people betrayed them, they're both loners, they were both ignored or treated as lesser for their birth, they both can't handle affection, compliments, or physical touch in any way shape or form, you get them to trust you slowly by constantly showing up after they shoo you away and they both go red at basically any form of basic human affection. It all started with Muriel.
Because I feel it's fair to explain how I feel about my favorite boy! Im primarily a yumeshiper, and don't have an otp for gundham. That said, I'm not a weirdo that freaks out if you have different ship opinions. As long as they aren't objectively bad (korekiyo x his sister or smth like that) I'm chill af.
My ship opinions are a little funky for my favorite little boy. I personally don't really ship him with anyone??? Give my boy some friends first...and I'll be his rar~ JK lol. Of the three ships I see the most, Sonia, kazuichi, and fuyuhiko. I like gundham x Sonia the least sorry. I can totally see them as friends but their relationship came out of left field for me. Plus, I never really got into sonia's personality and I believe gundham needs himself a FREAK.
For kaz x gundham...i don't hate it lol? I think it would be a really fun dynamic, especially if we play up the "kaz doesn't know he's gay yet" route. Also rivals to lovers except Gundham dosent know he's in a rivalry 😭
For fuyuhiko x Gundham I've got middle feelings about it. I thought they could have been a really cool pair friends wize, and also I think it would have been funny if fuyuhiko got the devas instead (poor fuyu leave him alone he's lost everything 😭)
I adore this freak soooo much. And I've enjoyed all three ships. That being said, make more gundham merch. Please. 🥺 ALWAYS BET ON SURVIVOR GUNDHAM!!!
lucifer (obey me) appreciation post! (He was my favorite brother tehe) Why did I have to betray him like five times, I didn't want to I swear the game made me 😭😭😭😭
Our favorite single dad of 6. He looks so squishy.
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today's post is a fuyuhiko Kuzuryu appreciation post!
I love this silly little gangsta so much 😭. He's one of the few people, both fictional and not, that pull of a buzz. I like his design and I love his character development. While I'm not personally a kuzupeko shipper (I see them more as siblings personally) I still love their dynamic, I only wish we got more of it and hope we get more in 2x2. Silly small, and very, very angry
i just finished watching ride the cyclone and UHG. I loved it! Today's post is a Jane doe appreciation!
(not my art)
Oh I LOVE her. The way she moves like a fluttering bird and a mannequin at the same time? Her voice being this mix of haunting soprano and aggressive alto is beautiful. I love that she cannot remember herself, as if the fact that nobody else knows who she is affects her own perception of identity. Her balled is hauntingly beautiful, and I love that how we meet her makes her look like she's beheaded!
I only wish we got to know more! Why does nobody remember her? Where did her doll come from? How did she loose her head? Did she remember her time in limbo after the fact? All questions I wish we knew. But also, I adore her for her mystery!