R3D BE4RD

I don't really know what I'm doing here. Fake it till you make it right? Jeweler metalworker, woodworker, artist, actor, entertainer, words what describe me and what I enjoy doing. This blog consists of random junk I like and possibly my art

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[bear4butch]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Placeholder moustache

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[regicide1997]

Call that a 5-o'clock foreshadowing

[doctorstarlock]

Me whenever I see a corporate ad trying to say “we’re all in this together”:

[hockeyheart]

[hockeyheart]

[starrynight0612]

Hockey rules I never knew about.

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[newtonpermetersquare]

a chemistry meme

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[explorerrowan]

I already knew, but it's nice to have a chart.

[audrey-hepbae]

Well I didn’t know that chipotle was a raisin jalapeño

[stereofeathers]

What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do

What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting

[gonanatop]

Texas:*spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spa

[kentuckyfriedfungus]

[princesshalfdemon]

@hagakure

[fairycosmos]

only thing i agree with dads on is when it rains and they say ‘we needed that’ bc like. we did

[vltra7-deactivated20231230]

when daddys cum rains on your face 👅

[fairycosmos]

[berrym]

I’m supposed to be studying but instead I made a pair of glasses for my cat and pretended he was studying 🙃

[drunkenhills]

This is a much better use of your time tbh

[funny-humor-haha-blog]

Submit this as an art project

[fandomquoter]

Phineas and Ferb - Season Four - “My Sweet Ride”

[adhd-vibes]

ok but this literally adhd

[the-worm-man]

the d in adhd stands for doofenshmirtz

[dragongirltitties]

Attention Deficit Heinz Doofenshmirtz

[tolstoyevskywrites-deactivated2]

This is my favorite example of Aang’s and Zuko’s dynamic

[viktor-sbor]

A rare dagger for esoteric rituals, dating: mid-19th Century, provenance: France

[animationstations]

[catholicamputee]

this was the weirdest movie ever.

[marsup]

shrek 2 was the highest grossing film of 2004 and is the 26th highest grossing film of all time

[everythingfox]

Adorable murder weapon

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[randomitemdrop]

Item: bird lube

[graceebooks]

“it works”

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[vytamins]

since quarantine started acnh has been the main method my mom and i have stayed in contact with each other and whenever i visit her i always dress to impress :~)

[vytamins]

bonus: me n my mom vibin’ at her place

[problematic-jasontodd]

This may be the most perfect video

[robin-obsessed]

‘SOMEONE PULL UP IMDB AND LET ME KNOW HOW BAD I JUST F*CKED UP’ = my favorite part

this is hilarious and the picture at the end was cute 💖✨