I only eat hot pockets

~personal acc~ its ya grl, skinny fucking arms She/Her |||funk that disease|||

[airzura]

After a bit of talking with my girlfriend and a friend of mine I’ve decided I won’t do it right now. I still am feeling suicidal. I can’t calm down at all, my hands are shaking and I’m having trouble writing this.

My suicide date is July 25th.

For every note this post gets, I will push it back by a day.

[freshprincekarkat-deactivated20]

REBLOG THIS MORE YOU MORONS

[roseyfizzle]

pEOPLE START REBLOGGING THIS SHIT IS2G @the-smol-artist-nerd-namedvince @dartoxyn @prudey-draws @deathofamemer @cracka-whacka @lucydoggydemon @docstigma @crimson-medic @memoryunit @squidmeals @chisana-itchi @nebula-lee @galaxy-tord

[roseyfizzle]

@milowings @xmamu @oldrises @balma-bunny-art @redevren @chora-art @nicktoonsunite @doctorwily @bidemibear

[onceuponabookishhug]

REBLOG THIS.

[sekkisword]

Spread this around

[umbrella-kun]

REBLOG!!!!

[minimoll7]

@xalegown @rapididous @paws-and-art @loftwing-pursuit @petililwithgoggles please reblog to help save this life!

[anna-dragonblood-random-deactiv]

Reblog now

[anna-dragonblood-random-deactiv]

@mangelitox1234 @mangelitox1234 @andythenerdyfriend @bigbuffcheetohpuff97 I donnut know more, sorry

[bigbuffcheetohpuff97-deactivate]

@clockdragon @thatuniverseboy @suddenlysardonyx

[suddenlysardonyx-deactivated201]

@metta-tonton @whimsicottvevo @wafflelforce @queenmaj @once-and-future-ace @valjar @sucoolioclothes-main

[cirsatanized]

@synnamon-soupsi @anna-cattish @psychedemigod @gum-and-chips @imagine–buddies @artimisthesphinx @respectfulmemes @b @paintmixed

everyone please like and reblog and leave notes even if this doesn’t look important

[gum-and-chips-deactivated201710]

it’s still not enough!! @jamiiton @secretschuylersister @musicalmiranda @pizzaparty2k17 @puns-and-fics @elizadeservesbetter @yay4hamlet @yourobedientslytherin @gaylams

[froggystims]

@imperfequitation @ssosnowdrop @sso-eden-dawnvalley @bluedaughtersso help her !

[why-do-you-care-deactivated2017]

@samisstormy @theoneandonlyserniesanders @blood-of-blue @existence-by-technicality @bilboblogsthings

[why-do-you-care-deactivated2017]

@howcomeeverygoodnameistaken @jinx-mo

[howcomeeverygoodnameistaken-blog]

@captofthesswolfstar @fandom-obsessed-freak @amazingphil @fandoms–ruinedmylife @danielhowell @jk-destroyed-our-best-gay-ships

[boslynboypunk]

@boetie CMON @violelion LETS @allthewaytovictorytown GO @lum1natrix DO @jacksepticeyegifs IT @ @thatsthat24 NOW @therealjacksepticeye IM @benjpierce WAITING @crankgameplays WE @markiplier …. don’t have all day… i ran out of friends and major youtubers to tag… if any of the people i tagged see this reblog it immediately.

[fuckiloveavocados]

@were-all-queer-here @midnigtartist @psychedemigod @thebootydiaries @lostaff @staff @stupidships3335

[radredkoolaid-blog]

@imxginehxmilton @moho-milk-town-and-power-down @askcr33pernepeta

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[amusette]

the post that started it all

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god

[danthefrickinking-deactivated20]

Never not reblogging.

[clarinetfool]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

[heyothereinternet]

oh my god it is the legendary moon moon post

[fandomhaze]

*whispers* ive only seen screenshots of a screenshot of this post *touches post gently* is this real

[vincent-shittman]

fUCK ITS THE REAL THING I FEEL SO HONORED.

[nommythecreeper]

*SCREAMS* ITS BACK

[elecocochoco]

the ancient wonder of moon moon!!!

[serenefreakgeek]

only ever in screenshots… it’s here… the ancient relic is now on my blog….

[relicoftrash]

^^ heh heh Relic.

Yeah but same, only ever screenshots *heart eyes*

[fathercryptid]

Gah!!! @cthebooklover

[animefan6667]

Lone temptess

[katheoclark-deactivated20190819]

i’m dying at the first post

[max-out-of-ten]

i’ve found you at last

[qualquercoisa945]

Just thought I’d say that my name is Alpha Howler. Also I’ve never seen this post until today.

[spaceytingz]

Scarlet Storm

[ultrawholockedunicorn]

ITS THE ORIGINAL MOON MOON POST

[radredkoolaid-blog]

mOON MOON ORIGINAL!! ONLY APPEARS ONCE IN A BLUE BLUE MOON MOON!

[radredkoolaid-blog]

new aesthetic

foggy mirrors and the soft feelings of cold air on your skin after you take a hot shower

[radredkoolaid-blog]

hi id like to thank god and jesus for daveed diggs thx

[warhol28]

teen movies & instagram ↳ heathers (1989)

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[shelbymelissa]

We all need this.

[wildwomanwitchery-deactivated20]

Kitty

[hylianpicori]

i don’t believe this stuff works but it can’t hurt to try

[themostawkwardaloe-deactivated2]

SO MY KANAYA ASK BLOG GOT 11 FOLLOWERS AND 2 ASKS SO IM LEGIT SO HAPPY RN @askthevampirefashionqueen

[askthevampirefashionqueen-blog]

(( YEA THIS THING FKN WORKS ))

[radredkoolaid-blog]

nya

[rottenbutrecovering]

i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;

“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”

“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community” 

“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”

“half bloods who are human presenting don’t belong in the community”

[anonymouscomrade]

fantasy tumblr would be fucking insufferable

god can you even imagine

[cantabilechaos]

“If you only have two legs you’re human-passing and don’t belong in the fantasy community”

“What about satyrs?’

“You can wear shoes”

“Just a reminder that if you appropriate mermaid culture you’re a piece of shit”

“Actually we don’t mind because a lot of our culture comes from humans”

“Shapeshifters aren’t valid because they can be human if they want”

[thecrystalfems]

Oh my god it gets worse and worse

[dancingspirals]

Listen Sweaty :) :) :) Bigfoots and Jersey Devils aren’t REAL mythfolk :) :) You r just confuused humans :)))

[seriesofnonsequiturs]

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

[crybourg]

ONLY 👏FAIRIES 👏CAN 👏MAKE 👏FAIRY 👏RINGS

[adrenaline-addiction]

Why the FUCK did no one tag me in this

[okamikodomo]

Werewolves are still werewolves no matter what form they’re in. We don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in human form, we don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in wolf form. Stop werewolf erasure!

[glyndarling]

Listen, I’ve been in a committed relationship with a selkie for over ten years.  I can tell you that whole hiding-the-pelt-thing is total bullshit.  If he wanted to leave he could, I am not holding him hostage.  Please, stop spreading this hurtful misinformation.

[sushinfood]

friendly reminder that telling a fairy you don’t believe in them will not actually kill them but is a genuinely shitty thing to do and you should probably stop :)

[mesmiraculouslymirthful]

If you don’t live in an oak tree you can’t call yourself a dryad

[drustvar]

um actually classical dryads lived in WILLOW trees, check ur facts sweetie ;) !!

[creative-classpect]

Um, excuse you, sweaty :)

mmm this is the 21st century and dryads can live anywhere they want uwu

[jmollymauk]

friendly reminder that “zombie” is slur for revenants and ghouls and if you use it unfollow me right now

[tsotea-deactivated20210727]

hey guys mind if i

[tsotea-deactivated20210727]

it doesnt like the camera!!

let it scream its trying its best for people to hear

[tsotea-deactivated20210727]

you ask why it screams but you insult it…..it had important words to say…now we’ll never know what they are

[tsotea-deactivated20210727]

oh!! youve coaxed it. it will tell you the news!!

it was screaming because it didn’t want you miss out on a present you got :(

it wonders if you’d like to open it?

[tsotea-deactivated20210727]

oh!! it was an invite!!

they hope you enjoy the festivities (screaming) with them!!

[auideas]

Aesthetic Asphyxiation AU

Hanahaki Disease is a fairly uncommon condition that causes a buildup of flowers inside of the lungs of people who are a part of a one-sided or unrequited crushes. The disease is rarely fatal – most crushes pass in due time and medical help is available – but there are reports of people dying from the Hanahaki Disease.

Character A wakes up one morning to find that they’re coughing up flower petals. Googling their symptoms – fatigue, tightness in chest, red rimmed eyes, perfume scented breath, etc. – Character A is displaying all the obvious signs of Hanahaki Disease. The problem with this is that Character A can’t afford the operation to have the flowers removed, and Character A’s crush is their best friend, Character B.

[taehyunglesbian]

can someone explain the alignment chart for me but in like, the simplest wording possible lmao

[venndigo-blog]

lawful good: i want to do the right thing, and following society’s rules is the best way to do that

neutral good: i want to do what’s right, and i’m willing to bend or break the rules as long as no one gets hurt

chaotic good: i’m willing to do whatever it takes as long as it’s to do the right thing

lawful neutral: following the rules of society is the most important thing, and that matters more to me than doing what’s right

true neutral: i just want myself and the people i care about to be happy

chaotic neutral: i want my freedom, and i don’t care what i have to do to keep it

lawful evil: to impede the protagonists (in whatever evil way) is my primary goal, but i follow my own code of morals even when it’s inconvenient

neutral evil: to impede the protagonists (in whatever evil way) is the my primary goal, and while i’ll do what it takes to achieve it, i also won’t go out of my way to do unnecessary damage

chaotic evil: i relish in destruction and want to do as much damage as possible while i try to achieve my primary goal

[realmfighter]

[doktorpeace-deactivated20251208]

[itsalburton]

Kinkshaming this DnD Alignment Chart

[zakanian]

@heroicsparta695

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cate-geo]

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

[dvonmc]

Friggin, yis

[wildishmazz]

Always reblog.

[the-last-teabender]

IT HAS EVOLVED

[evilblackcat13]

The legend marches on…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

[bittythemagpiedragon-blog]

JDNXHSBSBF

[hotshotriot]

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

[radredkoolaid-blog]

i will never not reblog this

[princess-of-prospit-blog]

Today we’re catching Dave and Aradia

[animatedtext]

[knightoflifecereal]

WWhat’s good 😜 u slutty homestuck trash 👅🏠413🏠 is glubbin here and u know w)(at that means!! ♥ HOME-SUCC season has arrived ♋ :33 get your shipping wall ready!! ♈ pop ur quivering nook ♎ 4ND PR3P4R3 FOR 4 DOUBL3 MOB1US R34CH4ROUND! 🍆🍑 IF U WANT TO GET RAWED 👉👌 Till Grist Pours Out 🍊 ThIs 413 🎁 SeNd tHiS To 15 Of yOuR HoMoSuCk pAlS! 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur a lonely seadwweller!♣♠ if u get 5 back 😌 ur a 8ad 8itch! ♦♦if u get 10 back 😘 ur a poppiin hot playa twofold! 🔥🙌 SHARE in 413 😉💦 seconds or you won’t be gettin dicked down 😱 this 413!!

[likeitaughtyou]

[666ter-deactivated20171116]

WHAT!!!!!

[nocanonhere]

This sounds like one of those late night bumps that would come on adult swim back in the day

[radredkoolaid-blog]

aaAA!!!

[radredkoolaid-blog]

terezi, carrying two balloons

one says welcome home the other says sorry for your loss she pops theblue one bwcause vrISKA IS ALIVE FUCK YOU

[radredkoolaid-blog]

hussie

wheres your fuckshit im waiting