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Today's Document
YOU ARE THE REASON
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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we're not kids anymore.
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@zakanian
eating sugar is not a primary cause of diabetes. eating junk food is not a primary cause of diabetes. when you make jokes about "getting diabetes" over sugary, junk filled food, you are enforcing stereotypes that end with diabetics developing deadly eating disorders or experiencing medical abuse and neglect. Yes, it is that deep. Stop making diabetes jokes, you look like an uneducated bigot
It's literally crazy luck that I've only ever come across nails ever since I got my hands on my awesome hammer
Made these about a month ago, figured other spoonies might want to use them
let's put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of
"didn't they already do this withâ" no. put them in a slasher film. put them in a BLOODBATH. put this van full of weirdoes in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre scenario i have FAITH in them
THEY'D DO WELL IN SAW
okay I'm thinking about this
not Saw specifically but a slasher with a legit body count. Summer camp slashers are overplayed but I think it really works because it's the type of thing the Scooby gang WOULD get caught up in.
like some of the counselors didn't show up (got got) so the head counselor calls his younger cousin to see if him and his friends can fill in last minute. They show up and they're a bunch of nerds, one of them even has an anxiety dog, and they don't have a big role at first. It seems like the movie is setting them up as cannon fodder.
and then the deaths start and suddenly the nerds are locked the fuck in. The little one with the glasses actually fixed the phone line and is taking stock of all their supplies in case the vehicles go out. The counselor's cousin who seemed like a himbo has set up a perimeter and made makeshift alarms for all the doors and windows, knows all the entry points. The anxious one and his dog are keeping the mood up with the snacks and activities that were supposed to be for the kids, making sure nobody panics and starts making dumb decisions. Somebody tried to grab the redhead and she flipped him over and had him zip-tied before anybody noticed. Weren't they a D&D group or something? What is happening???
Fuck the slasher movie just effectively becomes Home Alone but with Four Kevin McAllisters
Bro's fucked.
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at one point the kid with the anxiety dog says, "man, why does this keep happening? this is, like, the eighth time thid year!"
it's barely June. abruptly all the normal councilors understand a) why he has an anxiety dog, and b) why the dog has anxiety too.
people who think they're communists because they're super liberal vs people who think they're communists because they're USSR otakus
i really need "villagers from minecraft are antisemetic caricatures" to become a popular enough sentiment for them to finally change their designs somehow
For anyone who wants to do this before mojang does like 15 years from now because they finally get too much backlash to ignore here are some resource packs I personally really enjoy! Human Era by BishopMcNuggets This one makes the villagers/illagers all into basically players, along with turning the iron golems into mechs and knights. Gray's Villager Overhaul by CanineGray This one makes each villager/illager type a different type of anthro animal, along with making the ravagers and iron golems into more mythical monsters. Rabbit Villagers by CanineGray Precisely what it says on the tin! The villagers are now bnuys, with the illagers being foxes, I haven't used it enough to see if the iron golems are changed though
hey, u can extract the zip file and remove the illagers from it and just use the illagers from a different pack
âI smelt your scent on a seatbelt,â he sings on Cornerstone, which may just be the best thing Arctic Monkeys have ever recorded. The lyrics are a dazzling display of what Turner can do: a fabulously witty, poignant evocation of lost love, packed with weirdly suggestive details. The music is a long, wistful acoustic sigh, the melody so effortlessly lovely that you canât believe no oneâs come up with it before.
â Alexis Petridis
(sobbing on the floor) i'm amazing digital worthless
i just feel like i lack an amazing digital purpose
#you're amazing digital worth it
no worse feeling that going on some subculture fashion clothing website and seeing the size chart runs from extra small to petite to pequeño to microscopique. yeah here at DeathKillFuckShadow Fantastique Cloth Imaginations i think youâll find that we see the world a bit difference⊠we have bleak brutal imaginations⊠what if blood and fangs were COOL⊠but we cannot in our most tortured imaginations picture a woman who has a stouter frame than the fucking Insulindian Phasmid
the other day a friend of a friend referred to "busting out of your abdomen like the alien from the Predator films" and I was completely caught off guard. like I guess that's - that's not wrong. the alien was. okay she was in the Predator films. well some of them. but like. she had her own. she's the alien from the Alien films. like. they have her name on them. he's not "King Kong from the Godzilla films"
there's also a reason it's not called an "abdomenburster" but one issue at a time
it's like when headlines refer to a famous woman via her husband. that's not "Predator's wife" she's got her own franchise!!
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the point where I draw a line on yuribaiting has changed as I've gotten older, but so has my philosophy relating yuribaiting as a whole. it used to be that I stood wholly against it and took every single punch to the gut, but now, I have a much more "rat style" relationship with it: I'll keep eating the bait out of the trap as long as you keep refilling it -- and sometimes I even remember to stop before you add the poison
I often do not, though. I often eat the poison until I get a resistance to it, which is "win-win" as long as I don't die badly
but I often do.
not especially, but aren't I charming for it
thereâs absolutely something to be said about âbooktokâ books being largely wattpad quality written erotica iâm certainly not reading them however having seen a guy on tiktok make a video like âall the women in your life are READING PORNâ about a book he picked up and read in his FEMALE FRIENDâS HOUSE in a tone of scandalised horror and disgust i actually donât think men should be making those criticisms. he said he picked it up expecting a romance and was horrified it was GOONER SHIT he said specifically like âwho are you getting your pussy wet FOR??â in a tone of revulsion. idk man im not sure shes the weird one. i kind of wish you were dead
"a lot of books that are successful on booktok are not very good" and "people can read what they want and we need to stop being so fucking weird about women enjoying erotica" are both correct statements
"AI art is stealing Studio Ghibli's work/art without compensation" boy wait until you find out who drew and animated all of those frames and who got paid most for the end result
liberals are all about "stolen labour" when it's an "intellectual property" being stolen from a company, but not so much when it's the proletariat's labour being stolen by companies. funny that huh
